/ thought Houston was bad

Whatt???

What the bloomin' onion's this now?

Got a ways to go to catch up with the US.



Ken Brumley

He would fit in the TARDIS but they couldn't get him through the door.

Make the pro-fat advocates buy the planes.

I'm so fat I use a sponge on a stick to wipe my butt after I use the bathroom.

Not really. That's too much work. I hired a buttwiper to do it for me.

Then I eat another Whopper.

mmmmmm.....*licks lips*...greasy Whoppers.....

A flying doctor you say?

Perhaps from the Make Aussie Seats Huge brigade?

/DNRTFA

The one, the only, and the best.



/Tethered Aerial Release Developed In Style

But does the plane have boomerang-detection capabilities?

/obscure?
//Dr. Demento fan

This'll work fine.

It must be all of those Vienna Sausages they barbied.


\Dutch speakin' feriners.

Bennetton, you are gonna need a bigger plane

> The one, the only, and the best.

They're getting some kid to do it next:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/4094067/Casting-Matt-Smith-shows- t hat-Doctor-Who-is-a-savvy-multi-million-pound-brand.html

Bigger airplanes? The Royal Flying Doctor Service already flies Pilatus PC-12s. Those things are pretty big as it is.

poldie: > The one, the only, and the best.

They're getting some kid to do it next:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/4094067/Casting-Matt-Smith-shows- t hat-Doctor-Who-is-a-savvy-multi-million-pound-brand.html

Boooo. (so far)

The first rule of fat club?

Don't be too fat to leave the god-forsaken, piss-ant, hill-billy, redneck, podunk place you've decided to live.

Didn't Australia recently overtake the USA in the fatarse stakes?

I bet I know which country produces aircraft that is capable of carrying fatass people...

The doctor?




/Yes, this is the new doctor
//Name is Matt Smtih
///Ugh...so emo

OK, look - the Royal Flying Doctor Service is a wonderful organisation that does fantastic work and saves the lives of people who live in the middle of nowhere.. but just how many patients who weigh *more than 140kg* do they get, exactly? FFS.

ActionJoe: The doctor?


/Yes, this is the new doctor
//Name is Matt Smtih
///Ugh...so emo

You lie.

PLEASE tell me you lie.

/meh

Mandapants: ActionJoe: The doctor?


/Yes, this is the new doctor
//Name is Matt Smtih
///Ugh...so emo

You lie.

PLEASE tell me you lie.

/meh

I do not lie. Link (new window)

I came here for the Doctor Who references.

I leave satisfied.

farkin Bruges: He would fit in the TARDIS but they couldn't get him through the door.

You win! Please collect your one internetz.

Let them die. Nobody likes ugly people anyway.

They could use barges...

Suede head: Didn't Australia recently overtake the USA in the fatarse stakes?

Nope, although suprisingly Saudi Arabia has overtaken the US. On the other hand, Nauru is wiping the floor with everyone.

BBC News - Obesity in statistics (new window)

Suede head: Didn't Australia recently overtake the USA in the fatarse stakes?

Nope. There was a single media story which showed Australia had overtaken the USA but the immediate flurry of contradictory (and far more credible) reports didn't get nearly the same media hype.

ActionJoe: The doctor?

/Yes, this is the new doctor
//Name is Matt Smtih
///Ugh...so emo

If emo Ten regens into even-more-emo Eleven, I will be a happy fangirl.

/i REALLY like Tennant

michaeld5: Got a ways to go to catch up with the US.



Ken Brumley

OMFG. How the hell do you get that big?!?!?! I mean...wow! Isn't there a time you go "uh...i can't fit in xyz anymore?" I need the eye bleach. And, i hope that guy loses weight in the right way and doesn't die because of it.

Sigh, I have been RPGing it too much - the first I thought of was the Frying Doctors and the dangers of not speaking clearly when calling for the Flying Doctors.

How can we have all this Doctor Who references and no Billie Piper pics?

//Christopher Eccleston was the best Doctor, at least since I started following Doctor Who.

blkhwk86: michaeld5: Got a ways to go to catch up with the US.


Ken Brumley

OMFG. How the hell do you get that big?!?!?! I mean...wow! Isn't there a time you go "uh...i can't fit in xyz anymore?" I need the eye bleach. And, i hope that guy loses weight in the right way and doesn't die because of it.

they said he had been eating 30,000 calories a day. enough for a normal person to have in a week. every day.

he was hospitalized and put on a strict 1200 calorie a day diet. a pair of surgeries were done to remove the "fat tumors" on his thighs. each surgery removed 200 pounds of flesh from one of his thighs. 200 pounds! that's more than I weigh! (by only a little, tho... gotta work on that...)

I don't know how he's doing now, but in the 6 months or so he was in the hospital, he went from a bit over 1,000 pounds to around 600, most of which was done with the surgeries to his thighs. he was able to walk a few steps when he left the hospital.

I have this info from watching "Half Ton Dad" on The Learning Channel the other night.

I'm technically "obese" but I'm never going to be over 200 lbs again.

asshatinagetawaycar: I'm so fat I use a sponge on a stick to wipe my butt after I use the bathroom.

Not really. That's too much work. I hired a buttwiper to do it for me.

Then I eat another Whopper.

mmmmmm.....*licks lips*...greasy Whoppers.....

You mentioned licking greasy whopper from your lips and wiping your ass in the same post.

Thank you for that. *retches*

"DrGunsforHands"

I was operated on using one of those wonderful gizmos last year.

/Just saying

lyndsayj: OK, look - the Royal Flying Doctor Service is a wonderful organisation that does fantastic work and saves the lives of people who live in the middle of nowhere.. but just how many patients who weigh *more than 140kg* do they get, exactly? FFS.

Enough, apparently. For us Americans, that's 300 pounds.

I was at an air freight office a few weeks ago. They have a freight scale that can go up to 500 pounds. One huge dude from a freight forwarding company got on it-he was over 400, and not only still ambulatory, but hard at work. I watched him get back into his truck just to see how the suspension responded. Then I realized that he LEVELED IT OFF by getting in, because he had an equally large coworker in the passenger seat. And that was in Hawaii. God help his ass if he ever gets injured, we'd need a pallet jack to pick him up!

MorphOSX: But does the plane have boomerang-detection capabilities?

/obscure?
//Dr. Demento fan

I'm thinking the same thing.

EXTERMINATE

/late

30,000 calories a day?

Jesus, did he have some friend come over and drop off an entire duffel bag full of pizzas and big macs every morning? Just chain-eating, washing it down with milkshakes?

ActionJoe: The doctor?

/Yes, this is the new doctor
//Name is Matt Smtih
///Ugh...so emo

OMGWTF why did they make the Doctor look like an Edward Cullen wannabe?

/wrists

..Now slowly back.
...and THROW!

Ooooh my GAWD.
I've 'it the Flyin' Doctah.
Heh Heh.
Do you know first aid?