"I'm your biggest fan."

If Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be stuck in that well.

"Lady, if you don't let go of my tail, I swear to god I'm gonna take these claws to your face and...oh, looks like someone beat me to it. Never mind"

hold still kitty, just a little more lipstick under the tail, and we are done.

"too plain, it doesn't even have anything written on it"

"Vet school is a waste of money," they said. "Great pay and you get to work with animals from day one," they said.

"Haha, my pretty. You'll go nicely with carrots, potatoes and a pinch of salt"

Exacting her revenge at last for years of abductions, Bernice Peterson from Arroyo Seco, New Mexico prepares to anally probe Xanthu Zartoc from the Coma Berenices constellation.

"Wrong, there's no 'z' in 'cheeseburger.'"

"I can haz UFIA."

In an unfortunate turn of events, Hogwart's newest professor misunderstood the "swish and flick... swish and flick" part of her training.

This photo is not for sale.

"I dub thee Sir Meows-a-lot".

Cat juggling? How could there be a god that would allow this to happen?

"No capes! Do you remember Thunderhead?"

"No capes! Do you remember Thunderhead?"

/now with voteness

"ARGHHHH!!! over...whelming...urge...to...anal gary coleman.... ARGH!"

Never mind the feather, I'm going for that wig.

"Yes, you are qualified to be my 23rd cat. My imaginary children will love you."

Cat: "I can has bird part?"

Lady: "I can has breed standard? You call dis Korat? Full of fail."

Jealous of her sister's flying monkeys, the Wicked Witch of East tried to figure out how she could get wings onto her feline servants. Scotch tape was out. Hot glue was out. Next up; staples.

"ok now, you see this? This is going back there."

"It claws the post again, or it gets the feather in!"

Only one of these pussies will be played with this year. Guess which one.

"God DAMN that is some fine pussy. Maybe it'll get excited if I tickle it with this feather.

Vagina."

Ahhh... this feather is always good for playing with pussy.

Do fish get thirsty? Take the dumb test now!

puffy999: "God DAMN that is some fine pussy. Maybe it'll get excited if I tickle it with this feather.

Vagina."

Ha! Just beatcha. Or did I...

Yes, Mistress! Jerk my tail! JERK MY TAIL!!

Now take that feather and tickle my butt with it!!!

/Where's the cat'o'nine tails?

"Meh.. No matter what they look like on the outside, they're all pink on the inside."

"Hands offs, there's no touching in this club. Just tuck the feather into my garter and let me work the pole, okay?"

Pull my tail and we'll see how far that feather will fly!

"Never bring a feather to a claw fight".

"You're cute and all, but I prefer my pu$$y with less gray.

"I don't want to alarm you, but there are a bunch of pasty computer geeks staring at you - NO, don't turn around, just keep looking at the feather ..."

darn dyslexia
http://www.20minutestolessstress.com/cat%20juggling.jpg

Give me the damned feather? Hand it over, you ... That's better.

"There is no evidence of injury. The anus is unremarkable."

Yes, upon inspection I have determined this pussy is a virgin.

"what a lovely pussy"

What are you gonna do with that pinkey lady?

You call THAT a scrotum?

ok pussy number 447 show me your vagina-mite!!

Q: "Are you judging me?"
A: "Are you judging me??"

/the only apparent mental duel when looking into a cat's eye.

How did it get up their I fell on it alright ... you might want to look again, remember Mikey? Ya the gerbil, well I sort of fell on him too.

"Does it burn when you pee?"

"No, that one is called 'The Tuna Boat'. This move is called 'The Tweetie Pie'."

- Dr. Linda Hunt, cat sex therapist

Hello, I am Judge Fifi and this is my French tickler I use on all the pussies.

Caption this juggler of cats?


/unable to find an image on gis of the jerk.

"Here kitty kitty, get the feather. Haha farker, you can't. I've got your tail. Stupid cat."