It appears that Zombie Kim and Zombie Fidel are hatching a plan to make the rest of the world as poor as their own countries.

Can Scooby and the gang figure out the plot in time?

nacker: Can Scooby and the gang figure out the plot in time?

Sounds like a better job for the Ventures.

/I have been watching too much of that show sorry.

nacker: It appears that Zombie Kim and Zombie Fidel are hatching a plan to make the rest of the world as poor as their own countries.

Can Scooby and the gang figure out the plot in time?

I blame Red Herring

Did they photoshop his appearance better than that pic of him sitting in front of an assembled army platoon?

He just preparing the upgrade to Modern Armor

They would have got away with it, too, if it weren't for those darn Farkers and that squirrel.

such stunning pictures of him in that article.

I hate to jump on the bandwagon...

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

pics or GTFO

nacker: It appears that Zombie Kim and Zombie Fidel are hatching a plan to make the rest of the world as poor as their own countries.

That's a pretty ambitious plan. Unfortunately they appear to have enlisted Wall Street, The Big Three, OPEC, and the US government for their nefarious scheme.

nacker: It appears that Zombie Kim and Zombie Fidel are hatching a plan to make the rest of the world as poor as their own countries.

Can Scooby and the gang figure out the plot in time?

They'll split up. Fidel, you'll go with Daphne, Kim, you go with Shaggy and Scooby.

Man On Fire: pics or GTFO

They just received their pirated copy of Photoshop CS4, so give them a little time.

Appeared out of nowhere? Then he is risen!

Happy Korean Easter!

What about Generalisimo Francisco Franco? How is Franco?

Am I doing something wrong, where's the pic?

exi: What about Generalisimo Francisco Franco? How is Franco?

Still very dead.

Pyongyang media say Kim enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Dear Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.

Szmolinsky said he suspected that his rabbits, which grow to the size of dogs and can weigh more than 22 pounds, were eaten at a birthday banquet for Kim Jong-Il, the North Korean leader, although he emphasized that he had no evidence of this.

"It's an assumption, not an assertion," Szmolinsky said. "But I don't think the animals are alive anymore, I think they've been eaten."

He added: "North Korea won't be getting any more rabbits from me, they don't even need to bother asking. I was looking forward to going on such a trip while I'm still fit enough."

The North Korean Embassy in Berlin denied that the rabbits were dead. A spokesman said that they were being used for a breeding program, and had not been eaten. He added that no one at the embassy had contacted Szmolinsky

"The glorious Leader then showed his physical prowess by bench-pressing one of the tanks, then, after tossing back four bottles of vodak, pissed through the foot-thick armor of the same tank. Those who say the Leader is dead or shiatting a diaper somewhere are surely crying in their rock stew."

Wonder what kind of tanks they have, some old Soviet stuff?

I wonder what kinds of questions he asked, "So, how many miles does this thing get to the gallon?"

KarmicDisaster: Wonder what kind of tanks they have, some old Soviet stuff?

mainly older russian/soviet stuff. From what I can gather.

The majority of its tanks, for example, were acquired from the now defunct Soviet Union. Visitors to the country say jeeps and other military vehicles are commonly seen broken down by the side of the road. A senior officer who defected from the Korean People's Army says there isn't enough fuel for military exercises and soldiers are told not to waste bullets during training. Food is also in short supply. Troops eat better than the country's starving citizens, but some units raise cabbages and pigs to keep from going hungry.

source: http://www.globalsecurity.org/org/news/2003/030224-korea01.htm

Subby
You made me Laugh Out Loud:
Very nice work.
Thank You.

zulius: I hate to jump on the bandwagon...

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

/Bandwagon
//Jumped on

Excellent work Subby!

Weekend at Bernie's III?

This looks like the pic...




/didn't think his head could get any bigger...
//is that a rocket in his pocket or is he just happy... to be a dick?
///hotlinked for your pleasure.
////Yeah, like he wouldn't steal anything.

theorellior: Did they photoshop his appearance better than that pic of him sitting in front of an assembled army platoon?

You mean this one?

Waiting for a change to use this one.

Oh, and I found a pic from the tank division inspection in question:

The Zombie Apocalypse has begun.

The ground-rat saw his shadow, huh?

ROR

zulius: DIDN'T

VIDEO OR IT WAS PHOTOSHOPPED!

beowulf_cluster: Things are inevitable

I'm so ronery, so ronery...

It wasn't him. They had the woman who used to run Yoda up the arse of his remains.

The best photo I could find on that webpage.
(kinda random, but it had a profound affect on me)

Heh. You Americans sure are sore losers. The North Koreans beat you like rented mules, with maybe 1% of your resources.

Suede head: Heh. You Americans sure are sore losers. The North Koreans beat you like rented mules, with maybe 1% of your resources.

Having the Chinese on their side didnt hurt.

Suede head: Heh. You Americans sure are sore losers. The North Koreans beat you like rented mules, with maybe 1% of your resources.

to quote Vladimir Lem


"You're not even trying!"

The Beloved Leader™ is pleased...



/and less dead than ya might have thought...

Rented mules?

/¿Que Senor Fawlty?

If I had skills, I'd shop the dear leader O RLYing out of that one chick's moose knuckle. If I had skills.

/help?

KarmicDisaster: Wonder what kind of tanks they have, some old Soviet stuff?

T-55, the kind of tank a man could still stop with a M-72, or failing that, a blowpipe and a single green pea from his rations*.

*"Single green pea" pending that you get the right kind of rations, preferably the old stuff, which also included 10 cigarettes, but that got the anti-smokers league's panties in a knot, so now you rather have very enraged servicemen who could take out a tank with his bayonet instead, if he had the slightest provocation, or perhaps even an indication that there might be cigarettes inside the tank.

Cornwell: T-55, the kind of tank a man could still stop with a M-72, or failing that, a blowpipe and a single green pea from his rations*.

I'm sorry, T-62. The points about M-72s, green peas or cigarettes in the rations still stands as valid, though.

Man. Kim Jong be Illin'!

How far away did he have to stand from the tank drivers so they could stand the smell? Or did anyone notice if the tank crews were wearing full NBC protective gear? He's gotta be getting really ripe by now, unless they're using the same zombie preservative Raul's using on Fidel.

Unless.....

They haven't had much to eat in North Korea lately. Could it be they're ALL ZOMBIES BY NOW?????????

cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff: He just preparing the upgrade to Modern Armor

Without Leonardo's Workshop it'll never happen.