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(Korea Times) Amusing Kim Jong-Il appears out of nowhere to inspect North Korean tank division. Six more weeks of winter projected   (koreatimes.co.kr) divider line 55
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2wolves 2009-01-03 05:07:37 PM  
Six more years weeks of starvation winter projected

 
nacker 2009-01-03 05:11:16 PM  
It appears that Zombie Kim and Zombie Fidel are hatching a plan to make the rest of the world as poor as their own countries.

Can Scooby and the gang figure out the plot in time?

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-03 05:15:43 PM  
nacker: Can Scooby and the gang figure out the plot in time?

Sounds like a better job for the Ventures.

/I have been watching too much of that show sorry.

 
Zombie Neurosurgeon [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 05:16:08 PM  
nacker: It appears that Zombie Kim and Zombie Fidel are hatching a plan to make the rest of the world as poor as their own countries.

Can Scooby and the gang figure out the plot in time?


I blame Red Herring

 
theorellior 2009-01-03 05:16:33 PM  
Did they photoshop his appearance better than that pic of him sitting in front of an assembled army platoon?

 
cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff 2009-01-03 05:16:42 PM  
He just preparing the upgrade to Modern Armor

 
Manfred J. Hattan 2009-01-03 05:18:27 PM  
They would have got away with it, too, if it weren't for those darn Farkers and that squirrel.

 
gbrudy16 2009-01-03 05:18:59 PM  
such stunning pictures of him in that article.

 
zulius 2009-01-03 05:21:18 PM  
I hate to jump on the bandwagon...

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

 
Man On Fire 2009-01-03 05:21:47 PM  
pics or GTFO

 
onomatopoetic 2009-01-03 05:24:14 PM  
nacker: It appears that Zombie Kim and Zombie Fidel are hatching a plan to make the rest of the world as poor as their own countries.

That's a pretty ambitious plan. Unfortunately they appear to have enlisted Wall Street, The Big Three, OPEC, and the US government for their nefarious scheme.

 
Gosling [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 05:24:30 PM  
nacker: It appears that Zombie Kim and Zombie Fidel are hatching a plan to make the rest of the world as poor as their own countries.

Can Scooby and the gang figure out the plot in time?


They'll split up. Fidel, you'll go with Daphne, Kim, you go with Shaggy and Scooby.

 
jjorsett 2009-01-03 05:25:46 PM  
Man On Fire: pics or GTFO

They just received their pirated copy of Photoshop CS4, so give them a little time.

 
animalmagnet 2009-01-03 05:26:47 PM  
Appeared out of nowhere? Then he is risen!

Happy Korean Easter!

 
exi 2009-01-03 05:27:57 PM  
What about Generalisimo Francisco Franco? How is Franco?

 
DSanchez 2009-01-03 05:28:10 PM  
Am I doing something wrong, where's the pic?

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-03 05:29:41 PM  
exi: What about Generalisimo Francisco Franco? How is Franco?

Still very dead.

 
RiverKing 2009-01-03 05:30:07 PM  
Pyongyang media say Kim enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Dear Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.

Szmolinsky said he suspected that his rabbits, which grow to the size of dogs and can weigh more than 22 pounds, were eaten at a birthday banquet for Kim Jong-Il, the North Korean leader, although he emphasized that he had no evidence of this.

"It's an assumption, not an assertion," Szmolinsky said. "But I don't think the animals are alive anymore, I think they've been eaten."

He added: "North Korea won't be getting any more rabbits from me, they don't even need to bother asking. I was looking forward to going on such a trip while I'm still fit enough."

The North Korean Embassy in Berlin denied that the rabbits were dead. A spokesman said that they were being used for a breeding program, and had not been eaten. He added that no one at the embassy had contacted Szmolinsky

 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 05:33:00 PM  
"The glorious Leader then showed his physical prowess by bench-pressing one of the tanks, then, after tossing back four bottles of vodak, pissed through the foot-thick armor of the same tank. Those who say the Leader is dead or shiatting a diaper somewhere are surely crying in their rock stew."

 
KarmicDisaster 2009-01-03 05:33:42 PM  
Wonder what kind of tanks they have, some old Soviet stuff?

 
Nimnom 2009-01-03 05:38:30 PM  
I wonder what kinds of questions he asked, "So, how many miles does this thing get to the gallon?"

 
gbrudy16 2009-01-03 05:40:27 PM  
KarmicDisaster: Wonder what kind of tanks they have, some old Soviet stuff?

mainly older russian/soviet stuff. From what I can gather.

The majority of its tanks, for example, were acquired from the now defunct Soviet Union. Visitors to the country say jeeps and other military vehicles are commonly seen broken down by the side of the road. A senior officer who defected from the Korean People's Army says there isn't enough fuel for military exercises and soldiers are told not to waste bullets during training. Food is also in short supply. Troops eat better than the country's starving citizens, but some units raise cabbages and pigs to keep from going hungry.

source: http://www.globalsecurity.org/org/news/2003/030224-korea01.htm

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 05:42:58 PM  
Subby
You made me Laugh Out Loud:
Very nice work.
Thank You.

 
onebadgungan 2009-01-03 05:46:36 PM  
zulius: I hate to jump on the bandwagon...

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!


/Bandwagon
//Jumped on

 
Sparky The Wonder Ferret 2009-01-03 05:46:39 PM  
Excellent work Subby!

 
LordZorch [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 05:46:47 PM  
Weekend at Bernie's III?

 
nanim 2009-01-03 05:50:10 PM  
This looks like the pic...

newsimg.bbc.co.uk


/didn't think his head could get any bigger...
//is that a rocket in his pocket or is he just happy... to be a dick?
///hotlinked for your pleasure.
////Yeah, like he wouldn't steal anything.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2009-01-03 05:51:00 PM  
theorellior: Did they photoshop his appearance better than that pic of him sitting in front of an assembled army platoon?

You mean this one?

farm2.static.flickr.com

 
Lars The Canadian Viking 2009-01-03 06:09:13 PM  
Waiting for a change to use this one.

bayimg.com

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2009-01-03 06:10:26 PM  
Oh, and I found a pic from the tank division inspection in question:

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Nemo's Brother 2009-01-03 06:14:43 PM  
The Zombie Apocalypse has begun.

 
beowulf_cluster 2009-01-03 06:27:45 PM  
atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com

Things are inevitable

 
AliasUndercover 2009-01-03 06:51:19 PM  
The ground-rat saw his shadow, huh?

 
Sp1kez 2009-01-03 06:52:05 PM  
ROR

 
PWNtheCCP 2009-01-03 06:55:26 PM  
zulius: DIDN'T

VIDEO OR IT WAS PHOTOSHOPPED!

 
Mad Mark 2009-01-03 07:16:37 PM  
beowulf_cluster: Things are inevitable

I'm so ronery, so ronery...

 
ttc2301 2009-01-03 07:23:36 PM  
It wasn't him. They had the woman who used to run Yoda up the arse of his remains.

 
emjoi 2009-01-03 07:29:07 PM  
www.koreatimes.co.kr
The best photo I could find on that webpage.
(kinda random, but it had a profound affect on me)

 
Suede head 2009-01-03 07:58:18 PM  
Heh. You Americans sure are sore losers. The North Koreans beat you like rented mules, with maybe 1% of your resources.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-01-03 08:07:51 PM  
Suede head: Heh. You Americans sure are sore losers. The North Koreans beat you like rented mules, with maybe 1% of your resources.

Having the Chinese on their side didnt hurt.

 
theinsultabot9000 2009-01-03 08:10:09 PM  
Suede head: Heh. You Americans sure are sore losers. The North Koreans beat you like rented mules, with maybe 1% of your resources.

to quote Vladimir Lem


"You're not even trying!"

 
Gregosaurus 2009-01-03 08:43:21 PM  
The Beloved Leader™ is pleased...

img149.imageshack.us

/and less dead than ya might have thought...

 
Gregosaurus 2009-01-03 08:51:53 PM  
Rented mules?

/¿Que Senor Fawlty?

 
Joe Q Sixpack 2009-01-03 08:53:54 PM  
If I had skills, I'd shop the dear leader O RLYing out of that one chick's moose knuckle. If I had skills.

/help?

 
michaeld5 2009-01-03 09:03:57 PM  
home.lbl.gov:8080

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 09:05:45 PM  
KarmicDisaster: Wonder what kind of tanks they have, some old Soviet stuff?

T-55, the kind of tank a man could still stop with a M-72, or failing that, a blowpipe and a single green pea from his rations*.

*"Single green pea" pending that you get the right kind of rations, preferably the old stuff, which also included 10 cigarettes, but that got the anti-smokers league's panties in a knot, so now you rather have very enraged servicemen who could take out a tank with his bayonet instead, if he had the slightest provocation, or perhaps even an indication that there might be cigarettes inside the tank.

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 09:07:26 PM  
Cornwell: T-55, the kind of tank a man could still stop with a M-72, or failing that, a blowpipe and a single green pea from his rations*.

I'm sorry, T-62. The points about M-72s, green peas or cigarettes in the rations still stands as valid, though.

 
Greenville 2009-01-03 09:16:30 PM  
Man. Kim Jong be Illin'!

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 09:17:44 PM  
How far away did he have to stand from the tank drivers so they could stand the smell? Or did anyone notice if the tank crews were wearing full NBC protective gear? He's gotta be getting really ripe by now, unless they're using the same zombie preservative Raul's using on Fidel.

Unless.....

They haven't had much to eat in North Korea lately. Could it be they're ALL ZOMBIES BY NOW?????????

 
CaesarSneezy 2009-01-03 09:22:09 PM  
cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff: He just preparing the upgrade to Modern Armor

Without Leonardo's Workshop it'll never happen.

 
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