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(Daily Mail) Florida Orangutan learns how to jet-ski (with smoking hot trainer pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 134
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steelpeg [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 10:47:21 AM  
I don't know...that trainer is pretty dam hot...
but just look at that Orangutan!!Woo-Wee!

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 11:01:56 AM  
Aaah, little fellow is probably out there looking for some squid organs.

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 11:02:27 AM  
Starboard turn, Clyde.

/I'd monkey with her, that's for sure.

 
flucto [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-03 11:32:37 AM  
Since this is Florida, next week's headline:

Orangutan teacher under arrest for illicit affair with student

 
question_dj [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 11:35:47 AM  
Apparently there's at least one white person in Miami without a tan.

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 11:50:47 AM  
That orangutan must be worth billions.

 
mode 2009-01-03 12:26:03 PM  
I would let her train my penis.

/new to innuendo

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2009-01-03 12:26:53 PM  
Is she Dr Antle? You think?

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-01-03 12:27:54 PM  
When he's bad does she have to spank the monkey?

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2009-01-03 12:28:21 PM  
I spose not, it says "with his trainer..."

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-03 12:28:33 PM  
Donald_McRonald: When he's bad does she have to spank the monkey?

Winner!

 
John Buck 41 2009-01-03 12:28:48 PM  
How hard can it be?

A. Sit on seat.
B. Grab both handles.
C. Twist handle on right towards you.

Jebus Krist, a farking orang can do it fercryinoutloud.

 
NutWrench 2009-01-03 12:29:00 PM  
mode: I would let her train my penis.

/new to innuendo


Dude! It's an orangutan!

 
ShamanGator 2009-01-03 12:29:13 PM  
I'd take lessons from her.

 
Lexx 2009-01-03 12:29:19 PM  
+1 subby. For once, you didn't lie to me and scar me with emotionally disturbing pictures of malformed fatties.

//yowza

 
Special J 2009-01-03 12:29:25 PM  
There's got to be some sort of banana joke here.

/got nothing.

 
bugmn99 2009-01-03 12:29:48 PM  
I'd let the monkey watch.

 
theorellior 2009-01-03 12:30:37 PM  
I think this is the same hawt trainer that was featured in the article a couple months back about swimming tigers.

 
Tillmaster 2009-01-03 12:30:37 PM  
Be careful about using the 'M' word, Donald_McRonald.

Oook!

 
vodka 2009-01-03 12:31:16 PM  
Good looking but hardly smoking hot.

 
Boondock3806 2009-01-03 12:31:17 PM  
Ha ha ha. Would you look at that? THAT SQUIRREL CAN WATER SKI! ha ha ha.

Aw man, that's hilarious.

 
SonOfSpam 2009-01-03 12:31:18 PM  
"Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...."

 
atlas spanked 2009-01-03 12:31:35 PM  
Decidedly wierd:

Hot chicks love getting into research and training with vicious, hairy, smelly primates like chimps, gorillas and orangutans.

But they'll gag at their husband's sweat and think back hair is gross.

Go figure.

 
From_The_Year_2000 2009-01-03 12:32:09 PM  
Why are animal trainers almost always attractive?

First Sigfried, then Roy, and now this lady. WTF is going on?

 
One Thirty-two and Bush 2009-01-03 12:33:24 PM  
Lol at how the orangutan grabs the side of the 'jet ski'.

/I wonder if the trainer is a swinger.

 
Lexx 2009-01-03 12:34:47 PM  
From_The_Year_2000: Why are animal trainers almost always attractive?

First Sigfried, then Roy, and now this lady. WTF is going on?


Cross-species animal magnetism.

//nah, it's just there are animal trainers out the that range from buttfark ugly to supremely hawt. We the public want to see the hotties. Thus the camera, reporters, and internet oblige.

 
Burn_Atlanta 2009-01-03 12:35:02 PM  
vodka: Good looking but hardly smoking hot.

Please share some pictures of women you've been with who are even half as hot as her.

And it's vodak, not vodka.

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 12:39:21 PM  
Could that chick be more white?

 
snow9999 2009-01-03 12:39:56 PM  
vodka 2009-01-03 12:31:16 PM
Good looking but hardly smoking hot.

We know it cannot compare to your super models, but hey we all can't go to the gym in 26 minutes.

/Fist angry god and all that.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-01-03 12:41:37 PM  
she looks kind of like Heather Mills but with an extra leg.

 
StilettosandSkills 2009-01-03 12:41:37 PM  
"Ha ha ha. Would you look at that? THAT SQUIRREL CAN WATER SKI! ha ha ha.

Aw man, that's hilarious."


Came here for THIS!

 
Gumercules 2009-01-03 12:41:58 PM  
'He is quite content when he's bobbing around on the top '

With her as his trainer I bet he is..

 
mikemc0420 2009-01-03 12:43:14 PM  
I hate when people say Jet Ski, and they are talking about waverunners. I had a jet ski, and no damn dirty ape would have been able to do it. I think a retarded pigeon could learn to drive a waverunner.

 
id10ts 2009-01-03 12:44:08 PM  
I'd like to dig in her monkey.

 
MacGuff 2009-01-03 12:47:22 PM  
SonOfSpam: "Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...."

You magnificent bastard...

 
johnnie8 2009-01-03 12:48:04 PM  
Notice the multiple ear rings in trainers right ear. Oh yes she is a freak and I could learn a lot from her.

 
inv 2009-01-03 12:48:06 PM  
mikemc0420: I hate when people say Jet Ski, and they are talking about waverunners. I had a jet ski, and no damn dirty ape would have been able to do it. I think a retarded pigeon could learn to drive a waverunner.

They're basically the same thing. Slight differences in operation, but if you can do one, you can do the other better.

 
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER 2009-01-03 12:49:28 PM  
Didja notice the row of attention whores at the top of the sidebar?

/Ye Gods, one's Amy Winehouse!!!

 
MacGuff 2009-01-03 12:49:40 PM  
How horrible. Jet skis are SO unsafe. My husband and I wrecked on one and I've had chest pain ever since. It was incredibly terrifying.

 
SonOfSpam 2009-01-03 12:51:37 PM  
From the side article:

i.dailymail.co.uk

AW = Attention Whore or Amy Winehouse?

Trick question, it's both!

 
From_The_Year_2000 2009-01-03 12:51:48 PM  
MacGuff: How horrible. Jet skis are SO unsafe. My husband and I wrecked on one and I've had chest pain ever since. It was incredibly terrifying.

You had me at chest

 
piercedgeek 2009-01-03 12:51:51 PM  
theorellior: I think this is the same hawt trainer that was featured in the article a couple months back about swimming tigers.

You would be correct:
http://www.funlobby.com/index.php/20081024962/Animal-trainers-in-Bikinis-swim- wi th-Tigers.html

very hot

 
Malicoire_ 2009-01-03 12:52:29 PM  
I enjoy the line of sight on the ape in the last pic.

i.dailymail.co.uk

rapeface.

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2009-01-03 12:53:53 PM  
If that is smoking hot, I'm Barak Obama. feh.

saggers and pointy knees. ptui....

 
SonOfSpam 2009-01-03 12:54:19 PM  
MacGuff: SonOfSpam: "Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...."

You magnificent old bastard...


ftfy

 
Cheese eating surrender monkey [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 12:55:08 PM  
You gonna get aped.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-01-03 12:55:39 PM  
I'd slip her my banana.

mode: /new to innuendo

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don`t wanna beat around the bush

 
blast yer scuppers 2009-01-03 12:57:53 PM  
I thought this was the winner...

Archie Goodwin: Starboard turn, Clyde

/I'd monkey with her, that's for sure.



Until...

SonOfSpam: "Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...."

 
snow9999 2009-01-03 12:57:58 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel

You are 52 and complaining how she looks? What type of sag does the woman you are hitting have?

/Trick question, you are not hitting anything but your hand.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-01-03 12:59:48 PM  
piercedgeek: theorellior: I think this is the same hawt trainer that was featured in the article a couple months back about swimming tigers.

You would be correct:
http://www.funlobby.com/index.php/20081024962/Animal-trainers-in-Bikinis-swim- wi th-Tigers.html

very hot


Geez, does she only have that one bikini?

/missing the big picture

 
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