Well, obviously, the child should be named Fenchurch.

Mornington Crescent in 2.

angrymacface: Well, obviously, the child should be named Fenchurch.



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Hammersmith would be an awesome name.

I think perhaps Cockfosters would be the worst

Did she mind the gap?

I can see this thread turning into a Piccadilly Circus.

Of course this all started at Whitechapel then went on to Chancery Lane via Shepherd's Bush (avoiding Mudchute) and ended up at Kingsbury.

angrymacface: Well, obviously, the child should be named Fenchurch.

Beat me to it. But was she conceived in the queue?

letdown102: I think perhaps Cockfosters would be the worst

Damnit... I came here to say this.

Sybarite: angrymacface: Well, obviously, the child should be named Fenchurch.



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seconded

letdown102: I think perhaps Cockfosters would be the worst

Heh...in college, a couple of my buddies and I rode the Tube all the way out to Cockfoster Station, just for a picture by the sign.

That is a long friggin' haul from the City, just for a picture.

letdown102: I think perhaps Cockfosters would be the worst

Came here to say that... Carry on.

Just name her Chelsea or Shoreditch.

Pfff whatever. I was found in a handbag.

People in Fark sure are knowledgeable about the London subway system.

Luckily for him he wasn't born in an English pub

/Seriously, who names those things

CougarJeff: Did she mind the gap?

The little Angel did, apparently, shortly after leaving Shepherd's Bush.

Tube station?

Came here for Cockfosters as well.

loserkid182lr

Tube station?
That's what got her into this situation in the first place.

hyperspacemonkey: Pfff whatever. I was found in a handbag.

A handbag? You cannot be Ernest.

RabidDog: Mornington Crescent in 2.

Niiiice. Except the 1980 All-Britain Round-Robin Rules state that you cannot do Mornington Crescent in an even number.

angrymacface: Well, obviously, the child should be named Fenchurch.

Over in 1, you can pick up your Internets at the cashier window

Came in here for the Picadilly line service to Cockfosters.

groverpm: hyperspacemonkey: Pfff whatever. I was found in a handbag.

A handbag? You cannot be Ernest.

Indeed. The cloak room at Victoria Station. The Brighton Line...

The line is immaterial!

Did she name her Door?

/hopefully not obscure

Too many nerds and not enough former children in this thread.

Paris1127: groverpm: hyperspacemonkey: Pfff whatever. I was found in a handbag.

A handbag? You cannot be Ernest.

Indeed. The cloak room at Victoria Station. The Brighton Line...

The line is immaterial!

My dear fellow, the truth isn't quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl.

"At that time Byler's buggy collided with an oncoming vehicle.

The horse died at the scene.

The other driver suffered minor injuries."


Are they telling us the horse was driving? And what about the "other vehicle"? Was it a car or a buggy or a Big Wheel or WHAT?!?!?!? And was that driver also intoxicated? What about the horse(s)?

this is really shoddy journalism

tower of pisa: "At that time Byler's buggy collided with an oncoming vehicle.

The horse died at the scene.

The other driver suffered minor injuries."


Are they telling us the horse was driving? And what about the "other vehicle"? Was it a car or a buggy or a Big Wheel or WHAT?!?!?!? And was that driver also intoxicated? What about the horse(s)?

this is really shoddy journalism

Are you surprised?

Jonathan Hohensee: People in Fark sure are knowledgeable about the London subway system.

Some people who post on Fark actually *live* in London!

I originally read the headline as "Woman gives birth TO London Underground...", and was very concerned, confused, and wincing at the thought.
/nap. i needs one.

Inflatable Rhetoric: tower of pisa: "At that time Byler's buggy collided with an oncoming vehicle.

The horse died at the scene.

The other driver suffered minor injuries."


Are they telling us the horse was driving? And what about the "other vehicle"? Was it a car or a buggy or a Big Wheel or WHAT?!?!?!? And was that driver also intoxicated? What about the horse(s)?

this is really shoddy journalism

Are you surprised?

Not even slightly.

I ran all the way here in order to say "Cockfosters". Did anybody beat me?

Like this doesn't happen in Brixton once a month?

/South of the river FTW
//Never been up to Kingsbury though, don't ride the Jubilee much

michaeld5: Just name her Chelsea or Shoreditch.

The tube station for Chelsea is Fullham Broadway

She named the child Accordingly? Weird name.

What about Fenchurch, like in the hitchhiker's guide?

As i was clicking the comments link, the only word in my head was Fenchurch.

Did not leave disappointed :)

Bond Street Kowalska has a nice ring to it...

abigsmurf: michaeld5: Just name her Chelsea or Shoreditch.

The tube station for Chelsea is Fullham Broadway

Sloane Square. South Kensington is also quite close. Fulham Broadway is further down the King's Road, not really convenient at all for Chelsea.

Since she had a girl, couldn't she keep her legs crossed for another 5 minutes? Queensbury would have been a better name.
Of course, if she was going south it could have been Wembley..

/Used to live in Kingsbury, moved out fifteen years ago before it became a war zone :(

Gordon Bennett: abigsmurf: michaeld5: Just name her Chelsea or Shoreditch.

The tube station for Chelsea is Fullham Broadway

Sloane Square. South Kensington is also quite close. Fulham Broadway is further down the King's Road, not really convenient at all for Chelsea.

takes you right outside their stadium :P

angrymacface: Well, obviously, the child should be named Fenchurch.

I came here for this and was instantly satisfied.

letdown102: I think perhaps Cockfosters would be the worst

Came to say this. Thank you.