I spilled my beer you funny bastard!

/+1

...up in my grill and dent the hood, How can so much bad come from so much good?

Because Kringus demanded it!

Nice subby.....

Meanwhile on FOX

WHEN CHRISTMAS TREES ATTACK

(with a few shots of people impaled on menorahs, and a tribute to the Calvin and Hobbes snowmen)

I forgive you for making me clean coca cola off my monitor

+1

Give that subby one internet on me!

"The Christmas tree flew out and attacked him," joked Miehle, who did not know the extent of damage to the Ford.

This is why you don't let your secretary make statements to the media unless you have already typed them out.

Against my will I chuckled at the headline.

Nicely done.

+1 Subby. I nearly choked on my drink. Well done

I came for the Dr. Who, left disappointed.

hetheeme Quote 2009-01-03 12:10:59 PM
Meanwhile on FOX

WHEN CHRISTMAS TREES ATTACK

(with a few shots of people impaled on menorahs, and a tribute to the Calvin and Hobbes snowmen)


...and CNN has Kathy Griffin reporting from the scene:

" fark you Christmas tree!!!! get a farking job! "

Cause you're a selfish tree killing bastard, that's why. Stop killing trees.

/doesn't really give a crap about trees dying. Just hates smug real-tree proponents.

asshatinagetawaycar Quote 2009-01-03 12:42:36 PM
Cause you're a selfish tree killing bastard, that's why. Stop killing trees.

/doesn't really give a crap about trees dying. Just hates smug real-tree proponents.


Agree to a point, but the trees that people buy are grown and harvested for that purpose only. It isn't as though people are destroying forests just to have real pines in their homes.

Those who raise and sell Christmas trees invest their own money and rely on the income to feed their families.

/have had fake trees for years for convenience sake.
//don't hate those who like real trees

asshatinagetawaycar: Cause you're a selfish tree killing bastard, that's why. Stop killing trees.

/doesn't really give a crap about trees dying. Just hates smug real-tree proponents.

We're not smug about it, but real tree all the way. Those plastic abominations will never darken my door.

/we CAN make new ones, ya know.
//without any petro or other chemicals

Sis maxx large craft this headline?

Good job subby

kirby528: Sis DID maxx large craft this headline?

Good job subby

Self Fail....FTFM

It has begun

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?

Maybe, if they screamed all the time for no reason.

/deep thoughts

came for the Kringus reference, left satisfied.

Ashtrey: who did not know the extent of damage to the Ford.

A '98 Ford? Total write-off.

Headline needs ♪♫

Christmas Tree Zombie attacks car.

"I'll throw in some rope and tie it to the roof of your car."

/Shouyldn't be obscure.

/not amused

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

/Approves.
//Ents are on the move!
///"There's going to be a sap bath, I just know it!"