Son?

Me thinks the Florida tag trumps Dumbass tag on this one, but still a pretty awesome mug shot.

I would cry too if I knew I was heading to PMITA prison.

That mugshot deserves a place on The Smoking Gun mugshot roundup.

Looks like somebody just took his "binky" away.

Excellent find, subby. +1

Done in one. Nice jerrb, mjoven1975

His face looks about 10% too small for his head.

Kiddo Young: I would cry too if I knew I was heading to PMITA prison.

You better get it out of your system before you get there. They see you crying, and they'll knock out your teeth and paint titties on your back. They use guys like that for currency in prison.

That is the face of a man who just saw a rather large black penis


He must have been introduced to his roommate already

Ummm.. drugs are bad, mmmkay??

Oh a mugshot is always better when the burglar is cryin'.

Don't do the crime if you can't handle the time.

If you can't do the time don't do the crime!!!!!

Considering what he was doing, he's lucky to even be alive for that pic. I don't have a lot of sympathy for assholes that break into other people's houses, but I can understand why you might cry after getting caught.

Is prison rape really that common? It's pretty farked up that everyone is perfectly fine with "Oh yeah and repeated rapes" being a footnote to every prison sentence.

/Rape is no laughing matter.
//Unless you're raping a clown.

He looks albino. Albinos are magical beings, thus he will be alright.

Don't be sad, fella.

Don't time the do if you crime cant the do!

The dude in the mugshot?

Resisting arrest with violence.

HA, That really amuses me. That's some tantrum.

Don't do the crime if you gonna start cryin!

Everything was recovered except the jewelry


"What's missing? My computer moniter, tv, harddrive... oh, and uh, my collection diamond rings"

Man, did you read the read comments on the page?
--haxtor,

In a just world, he would have been shot in the chest. Got off lucky.

But I poop from there!

CrispFlows: The dude in the mugshot?

Resisting arrest with violence.

HA, That really amuses me. That's some tantrum.

Resisting??
Just wait until he gets to prison.

Fresh meat!

God natural blondes make me feel ill.Dictatorial_Flair:

Is prison rape really that common? It's pretty farked up that everyone is perfectly fine with "Oh yeah and repeated rapes" being a footnote to every prison sentence.

/Rape is no laughing matter.
//Unless you're raping a clown.

Out of 2.5 million long-term inmates the official reported number is 2,500. The estimated number according to Human Rights Watch is 140,000. Triple that and you're still not looking at the frequency Fark seems to imagine. They seem to really relish the idea of any criminal whatsoever getting violated, and I think it's quite telling. Prison is nightmarish enough without that element, it's worse than what you imagine, for reasons you can't imagine. The only people who really know how it is are ex-cons and guards.

Dictatorial_Flair: Is prison rape really that common? It's pretty farked up that everyone is perfectly fine with "Oh yeah and repeated rapes" being a footnote to every prison sentence.

Come on, 9 out of 10 inmates enjoy prison gang rape

Face of the NEW GOP.

Godscrack: Don't time the do if you crime cant the do!

GWB?

Oh a mugshot is always better when the burglar is cryin'.
Mr. Chairman, I move to declare AshTrey the winner and close the thread.

Bith Set Me Up: But I poop from there!

Not today you don't.

GoSlash27: Oh a mugshot is always better when the burglar is cryin'.
Mr. Chairman, I move to declare AshTrey the winner and close the thread.

I declare second upon the motion.

Penis goes where?

H_is_for_Heretic: Out of 2.5 million long-term inmates the official reported number is 2,500. The estimated number according to Human Rights Watch is 140,000. Triple that and you're still not looking at the frequency Fark seems to imagine. They seem to really relish the idea of any criminal whatsoever getting violated, and I think it's quite telling. Prison is nightmarish enough without that element, it's worse than what you imagine, for reasons you can't imagine. The only people who really know how it is are ex-cons and guards.

I've known a few guards and seen some interviews with inmates before. Considering what they will discuss as if they're commenting on the weather, prison sounds pretty farked up in general. Anyone who believes the "reported" number is all of it is probably uh...not bright. Though I do wonder how they arrived at the 140k count, that's a pretty enormous disparity.

LewDux: Dictatorial_Flair: Is prison rape really that common? It's pretty farked up that everyone is perfectly fine with "Oh yeah and repeated rapes" being a footnote to every prison sentence.

Come on, 9 out of 10 inmates enjoy prison gang rape

lulz.

I think we have a new meme....

Ashtrey: Oh a mugshot is always better when the burglar is cryin'.

I thought that was first time female anal porn?

Broktun: Ashtrey: Oh a mugshot is always better when the burglar is cryin'.

I thought that was first time female anal porn?

Why can't it be both?

Dictatorial_Flair: Considering what he was doing, he's lucky to even be alive for that pic. I don't have a lot of sympathy for assholes that break into other people's houses, but I can understand why you might cry after getting caught.

Is prison rape really that common? It's pretty farked up that everyone is perfectly fine with "Oh yeah and repeated rapes" being a footnote to every prison sentence.

/Rape is no laughing matter.
//Unless you're raping a clown.

A friend of mine is a federal prison guard and the way he talks it's just part of being in prison. he told me one time he overheard two inmates talking about it. One said he didn't mind being pitcher, but in no way was he gonna be a catcher.

Blubbing burglar blatently bothered by being big-house biatch. Buggery before breakfast? Brilliant!

FeBolas: Everything was recovered except the jewelry


"What's missing? My computer moniter, tv, harddrive... oh, and uh, my collection diamond rings"

thats the first thing I thought of too. I wonder if it would even be grand theft w/o the made up jewelry. Grand theft is what, 400 bucks minimum, with felony charges if you get high up there and misdemeanor if its on the low end?

Still, while I don't in any way support theft or make excuses for it, I do think its mildly harsh that his life will be pretty much over by the time he gets out of the penitentiary. Its all well and good to say he deserves whatever he gets, but I think the 'whatever' in the case of non-violent theft is a little much sometimes.

Our criminal punishment system needs to be redone from A to Z.

I need a buttsecks caption

I can already hear the inmates...

"You got a purdy mouth"

beerbaron: In a just world, he would have been shot in the chest. Got off lucky.

Taking a TV warrants death in your justice system? I'd settle for a new TV and maybe a free shot to the nards.

Unless I caught him in the act...then, shooting. Because you never know, he could have been going for my DVR next, and I haven't watched the last couple Top Gears yet.

he escaped with his life & not crippled. :(

SwingingJohnson: Face of the NEW GOP.

??

I would give you 4/10 just for making me re-read the article to see if politics enter into it in any way, but they don't, you're flame baiting, and you only get 1/10.