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(Contact Music) Stupid Soulja Boy claims to have been assaulted by 6 men with AK-47s over the holidays. The muggers take offence and post a video, clarifying that they were only two guys with a BB gun   (contactmusic.com) divider line 48
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HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 07:26:04 PM  
Pull up your pants, you look like a retard.

/old farts represent!

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-01-02 07:45:03 PM  
18 and very wealthy- probably bragged about his possessions to everyone and anyone.

HowlingFrog: Pull up your pants, you look like a retard.

/old farts represent!


Just know you sound like my grandfather railing and shaking his fist about boys with ear-length hair. And even if you could make 'em, that's probably not what's causing all the drive-bys you've heard so much about.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 07:47:14 PM  
video (nsfw language)

HowlingFrog: Pull up your pants, you look like a retard.

/old farts represent!


this

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 07:50:13 PM  
HowlingFrog: Pull up your pants, you look like a retard.

/old farts represent!


I look upon it as a 'truth in packaging' thing.

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 07:56:20 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: Just know you sound like my grandfather railing and shaking his fist about boys with ear-length hair.

Sorry, had a Dennis Leary moment.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-01-02 08:10:11 PM  
HowlingFrog: H_is_for_Heretic: Just know you sound like my grandfather railing and shaking his fist about boys with ear-length hair.

Sorry, had a Dennis Leary moment.


It's not like I'm in love with urban ass-crack or anything. But to finish the thought I'm putting forth that men's fashion in the 60s and 70s were exactly as bad for the opposite reason.

www.swampland.com


/Could you go anywhere without seeing some guy's tight denim-encased wang?

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 08:21:05 PM  
Crank that mother f*cker!

 
wxgeek [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 08:59:41 PM  
huh.

apparently the dude has promised to quit swearing in his albums, and is taking time off to work with kids in his spare time.

go figure. a rap star who wants to be a positive role model *boggle*

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 09:13:35 PM  
wxgeek: huh.

apparently the dude has promised to quit swearing in his albums, and is taking time off to work with kids in his spare time.

go figure. a rap star who wants to be a positive role model *boggle*


Perhaps someone could Run with this comment?

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 09:14:53 PM  
He really needs to stop hanging around Hillary Clinton.

 
Tony Stark 2009-01-02 09:39:57 PM  
wxgeek: huh.

apparently the dude has promised to quit swearing in his albums, and is taking time off to work with kids in his spare time.

go figure. a rap star who wants to be a positive role model *boggle*


What do you expect? This aids orphan, no shirt wearing, mush mouth motherfarker doesn't have a fan over the age of 13.

I rather my kid listen to biggie rap about killing himself, farking groupie hoes and selling drugs than a Soulja boy track. At least he might pick up a word over two syllables that way

 
whatshisname 2009-01-02 09:57:17 PM  
That guys pants are around his knees and you can see his underwear and everything.

 
Ashtrey 2009-01-02 10:02:21 PM  
So where do we donate so these guys can get some real guns and take him out?

Not because of his pants, but because of his music.

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 10:04:37 PM  
LewDux: Milady, You Gonna Get Raped

Just finding the wet spot under all those crinolines would take hours.

 
C. Alice LaVitra 2009-01-02 10:36:45 PM  
Tony Stark: I rather my kid listen to biggie rap about killing himself, farking groupie hoes and selling drugs than a Soulja boy track. At least he might pick up a word over two syllables that way

"Superman" has three.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-01-02 10:37:06 PM  
Megain: video (nsfw language)

Wow. I just don't have words to describe that video. Why would anyone who has allegedly committed a violent crime post a YouTube video admitting it and taunting the victim further? Is this all a put on or something?

I'm not sure I believe this is real. Perhaps it's a publicity stunt to make Soulja Boy look hardcore or something maybe.

Gangster culture in rap has got to go. The joke isn't funny anymore.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-01-02 10:38:01 PM  
C. Alice LaVitra: Tony Stark: I rather my kid listen to biggie rap about killing himself, farking groupie hoes and selling drugs than a Soulja boy track. At least he might pick up a word over two syllables that way

"Superman Supahman" has three.


FTFY.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 10:46:26 PM  
Glitchwerks: Megain: video (nsfw language)

Wow. I just don't have words to describe that video. Why would anyone who has allegedly committed a violent crime post a YouTube video admitting it and taunting the victim further? Is this all a put on or something?

I'm not sure I believe this is real. Perhaps it's a publicity stunt to make Soulja Boy look hardcore or something maybe.

Gangster culture in rap has got to go. The joke isn't funny anymore.


agreed. as to the video, i just posted it because it's the one referred to in the article. i'm making no claims about how true it is or not

 
Tony Stark 2009-01-02 11:19:34 PM  
Glitchwerks: Megain: video (nsfw language)

Wow. I just don't have words to describe that video. Why would anyone who has allegedly committed a violent crime post a YouTube video admitting it and taunting the victim further? Is this all a put on or something?

I'm not sure I believe this is real. Perhaps it's a publicity stunt to make Soulja Boy look hardcore or something maybe.

Gangster culture in rap has got to go. The joke isn't funny anymore.


LOL Soulja Boy is gang culture now? Kid comes from a 2 parent home and raps about playing xbox

Gang culture left rap a few years ago if you havent been paying attention. Everything on air now has an RnB singer on the hook, and verses about spending money on women. Even rappers whove traditionally marketed themselves as thugs like lil wayne are walking around with prop guitars, singing green day lyrics

If a new gangster rapper came out with material on par with predecessors such as Mobb Deep, Big Pun or Biggie, I'd welcome them with open arms

 
Zombie Hitler 2009-01-02 11:32:56 PM  
Megain: video (nsfw language)


Someone make an image of the planet Earth with a palm pressed against it.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-01-02 11:48:46 PM  
Tony Stark:
LOL Soulja Boy is gang culture now? Kid comes from a 2 parent home and raps about playing xbox


I'm not saying he is.

If a new gangster rapper came out with material on par with predecessors such as Mobb Deep, Big Pun or Biggie, I'd welcome them with open arms

If you say so.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-01-03 01:05:39 AM  
Tony Stark: Gang culture left rap a few years ago if you havent been paying attention. Everything on air now has an RnB singer on the hook, and verses about spending money on women. Even rappers whove traditionally marketed themselves as thugs like lil wayne are walking around with prop guitars, singing green day lyrics

Agreed, although Lil' Wayne's guitar isn't a prop; he actually has something resembling an idea of how to play it.

Thug rap died and was replaced by empty consumerism. Only in the last year or two has anything resembling the roots of hip hop started to leak back into the mainstream.

 
LarrytheBlueOkie 2009-01-03 01:20:50 AM  
Megain: video (nsfw language)

HowlingFrog: Pull up your pants, you look like a retard.

/old farts represent!

this


Allow me to summarize, so you don't waste your time like I did...

"N**ga...n**ga...4 am...n**ga...know what I'm sayin'?...n**ga..."

And this is all they say, or know to say.

 
bostonowns 2009-01-03 03:59:45 AM  
welfare, no child left behind, affirmative action etc cannot save these individuals. that vid and the 1 linked to it of soulya boy speaking are posters for what is wrong with black culture today. id def let my kid listen to pac/biggie over soulja boy..oh God.

 
soj4life 2009-01-03 05:07:16 AM  
Glitchwerks: Megain: video (nsfw language)

Wow. I just don't have words to describe that video. Why would anyone who has allegedly committed a violent crime post a YouTube video admitting it and taunting the victim further? Is this all a put on or something?

I'm not sure I believe this is real. Perhaps it's a publicity stunt to make Soulja Boy look hardcore or something maybe.

Gangster culture in rap has got to go. The joke isn't funny anymore.


it is a put-on. nobody is going to post a youtube video claiming they did this. law enforcement can have youtube give them the ip address the video was uploaded from, and knock on the door by yesterday.

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2009-01-03 05:42:42 AM  
soj4life: Glitchwerks: Megain: video (nsfw language)

Wow. I just don't have words to describe that video. Why would anyone who has allegedly committed a violent crime post a YouTube video admitting it and taunting the victim further? Is this all a put on or something?

I'm not sure I believe this is real. Perhaps it's a publicity stunt to make Soulja Boy look hardcore or something maybe.

Gangster culture in rap has got to go. The joke isn't funny anymore.

it is a put-on. nobody is going to post a youtube video claiming they did this. law enforcement can have youtube give them the ip address the video was uploaded from, and knock on the door by yesterday.


If they're even somewhat intelligent criminals, they'd wardrive.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-01-03 09:15:44 AM  
soj4life: it is a put-on. nobody is going to post a youtube video claiming they did this. law enforcement can have youtube give them the ip address the video was uploaded from, and knock on the door by yesterday.

That's all I'm trying to say really. Although that video makes a case for the thieves really being that ignorant.

I seriously doubt they were behind 7 proxies.

 
Mad Mark 2009-01-03 10:39:20 AM  
Ashtrey: So where do we donate so these guys can get some real guns and take him out?

Not because of his pants, but because of his music.


Sounds good to me. I'll throw in a few bucks.

 
dougfm 2009-01-03 11:24:57 AM  
Megain: video (nsfw language)

New fun game to play, take a drink every time he says the n-word.

 
Tubesteak 2009-01-03 11:32:00 AM  
Now I have to add Soulja Boy to my nightly prayers.

/Stay strong Omarion, I pray you are safe through all this.

 
mud_shark 2009-01-03 11:56:11 AM  
Glitchwerks: soj4life: it is a put-on. nobody is going to post a youtube video claiming they did this. law enforcement can have youtube give them the ip address the video was uploaded from, and knock on the door by yesterday.

That's all I'm trying to say really. Although that video makes a case for the thieves really being that ignorant.

I seriously doubt they were behind 7 proxies.


Oh, is 7 proxies the magic number for not getting caught?

It's probably more likely that it's a hoax than that it's real and they were smart enough to even use one proxy.

If it were me I would break into someone else's house and just use 2 proxies - and I also would have been wearing some of the bling they surely would have stolen to prove it's authentic.

 
Tophersky 2009-01-03 11:58:19 AM  
Know what I'm sayin'? NO, you farking imbecile, I don't know what you're saying. Spit the cock out of your mouth, and try to complete a full sentence.

For the love of God, why does that phrase have to be repeated every three words?

 
LewDux 2009-01-03 12:08:05 PM  
Authorities suspect they did it just to get a rep

 
SquirrelWithLargeNuts 2009-01-03 12:16:55 PM  
Tophersky
For the love of God, why does that phrase have to be repeated every three words?

It's like the buffering...buffering... of RealPlayer videos.

 
Jamrock 2009-01-03 12:52:55 PM  
SquirrelWithLargeNuts: Tophersky
For the love of God, why does that phrase have to be repeated every three words?

It's like the buffering...buffering... of RealPlayer videos.


WIN.

 
blubaldnuglee 2009-01-03 01:35:28 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic
You have insulted the Skynryd. Prepare for the wrath of transmaro drivers everywhere.

 
Jebdiahbob 2009-01-03 03:20:07 PM  
Tubesteak: Now I have to add Soulja Boy to my nightly prayers.

/Stay strong Omarion, I pray you are safe through all this.


www.blog-city.info

 
devnul73 2009-01-03 06:04:42 PM  
img525.imageshack.us

 
FormlessOne 2009-01-03 11:17:43 PM  
What puzzles me most is that we're still talking about Soulja Boy.

 
FormlessOne 2009-01-03 11:19:54 PM  
wxgeek: go figure. a rap star who wants to be a positive role model straddle the fence, so he can make more money by appealing to a wider audience *boggle*

FTFY

 
Mangoose 2009-01-04 12:55:57 AM  
T.M.S.: wxgeek: huh.

apparently the dude has promised to quit swearing in his albums, and is taking time off to work with kids in his spare time.

go figure. a rap star who wants to be a positive role model *boggle*

Perhaps someone could Run with this comment?


What you did there, I see it.

 
That_Bob_Guy 2009-01-04 02:31:53 AM  
FormlessOne: What puzzles me most is that we're still talking about Soulja Boy.

Who??

 
KajakPro 2009-01-04 07:47:16 PM  
Tony Stark: Glitchwerks: Megain: video (nsfw language)

Wow. I just don't have words to describe that video. Why would anyone who has allegedly committed a violent crime post a YouTube video admitting it and taunting the victim further? Is this all a put on or something?

I'm not sure I believe this is real. Perhaps it's a publicity stunt to make Soulja Boy look hardcore or something maybe.

Gangster culture in rap has got to go. The joke isn't funny anymore.

LOL Soulja Boy is gang culture now? Kid comes from a 2 parent home and raps about playing xbox

Gang culture left rap a few years ago if you havent been paying attention. Everything on air now has an RnB singer on the hook, and verses about spending money on women. Even rappers whove traditionally marketed themselves as thugs like lil wayne are walking around with prop guitars, singing green day lyrics

If a new gangster rapper came out with material on par with predecessors such as Mobb Deep, Big Pun or Biggie, I'd welcome them with open arms


And begging his teachers to fix his report card.
/Seriously doubt him and "arab" get any girls to superman.
//Also kinda doubt they take themselves seriously.

 
soj4life 2009-01-04 09:16:10 PM  
Glitchwerks: soj4life: it is a put-on. nobody is going to post a youtube video claiming they did this. law enforcement can have youtube give them the ip address the video was uploaded from, and knock on the door by yesterday.

That's all I'm trying to say really. Although that video makes a case for the thieves really being that ignorant.

I seriously doubt they were behind 7 proxies.


And somehow it ends up coming from RCA Records HQ in LA.

 
socodog 2009-01-05 02:03:20 AM  
How ironic. Real soldier boys are in Iraq being assaulted by groups of people with AK-47's on a pretty constant basis.

 
ArtemisGoldfish 2009-01-05 04:05:14 AM  
What, they couldn't have even used .22's?

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 04:16:51 AM  
ArtemisGoldfish: What, they couldn't have even used .22's?

MY FOUR FOUR MAKES SURE ALL YOUR KIDS DON'T GROW!

/i ain't got no friends, that's why I farked your biatch you fat mothafarka!

 
TheEvilOne23 2009-01-05 05:23:19 AM  
Dear Lord,

Please give Souljah Boy rectal cancer and bleeding ulcers so that he may feel the pain we all feel at just hearing this turd blossoms name.

Amen.

 
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