Lettuce cherish this caper forever

This article is peppered with priceless quotes.

'I hope to make my family proud,' he said.... 'I have to show the family and the community that I am a professional person.'

All in good thyme, my friend. All in good thyme.

at least it wasn't syrup

I am all that is Man.

HaywoodJablonski: Lettuce cherish this caper forever

We mayo may not

So what is the deal with all the puns these days?

Is that the newest fad ?

I came for the mustard man...

/I leave disappointed

Let your mind have fun playing with that.

My condiments to Subby. The headline spiced things up.

That's farking disgusting.

FreakPuppet: HaywoodJablonski: Lettuce cherish this caper forever

We mayo may not

Are you trying to curry favor with these puns? If so, I want to know hoisin charge around here.

We shall know the results of this attempt, Hollandaise time.

Aw jeez, not these awful condiment buns again.

Looks like a hotsWight Power: Let your mind have fun playing with that.



Never had British ketchup but I'm sure it's foul.

I find myself in a pickle, relishing the outcome of this thread.

Can he suck it up through his nose and shoot it out his ass?

/Drink? c'mon, it's a bottle of thick tomato juice.

I would hate to be within five miles of him when that comes back out.

ugh. sounds like hell,man

Vincent! You still wanna hear my Fox Force Five joke?

Mustard been tough to do

Boo. -1.

Does he have a daughter?

what do you call a girl who can suck a bottle of catsup through a straw?

Lover.

foxyg: what do you call a girl who can suck a bottle of catsup through a straw?

Lover.



Miley Cyrus takes a more hands-on approach.

jdemartino: Does he have a daughter?

She's probably a butter-face anyway...

Now... I LOVE ketchup but even I think it's pretty disturbing to suck it through a straw :)

shiat i could beat that record. Are you allowed to get drunk before you do it ? i bet if i was wasted i could drink 4 of those in 39 seconds.

I put ketchup i almost everything.

Amateur. Try downing tins of sweetened condensed milk like John Prescott.And add in some pies.curry.chinese meals.

Years ago -- I can't remember now where or how -- I remember a quote, that if you can nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, you can call that art and sell it.

Apparently, all you need to do to get a 'record' in your name is to find something stupid that no one else has done before, or do it one better. If someone ate a bicycle tire filled with broken glass, you eat two of them, and wow, you're some kind of retarded folk hero.

Last night while waiting in like at a hot dog joint, I looked up at a TV screen in time to catch some stupid biatch drinking a bottle of Tabasco. I actually feel dumber for having seen it.

Heinz sight is 20/20

I'm sure it happen'salsa time.

Olive these puns are terrible.

So what, subby? Your momma set the record by sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.

Technically the ketchup gets the record...

Wait...whut??

Sometimes I just have to wonder... why the hell do people do stupid shiat like this? They want "recognition" for something that's a bad drunken party trick, and they think that recognition will be a GOOD thing for them?

Ah well, to each his own, I guess.

H_is_for_Heretic:



I just had to post that one again. It's one of my favorite "images of innuendo." Thanks for reminding me of it, H_is_for_Heretic.

/hot mustard pic

In a row?

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Years ago -- I can't remember now where or how -- I remember a quote, that if you can nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, you can call that art and sell it.

That was the late, great George Carlin.

I think it was that people would buy the product, not that it was art. Good reference though - I think of that often.