Christ, now her anti-vaccination idiocy will stick around even longer. Thanks, Jim!

DblDad: Christ, now her anti-vaccination idiocy will stick around even longer. Thanks, Jim!

Darwin will take care of them eventually. A good epidemic or two might put some bleach into the gene pool...

whore

/hɔr, hoʊr or, often, hʊər/ [hawr, hohr or, often, hoor]
noun, verb, whored, whor⋅ing.
-noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.

CrankMyBlueSax: strumpet

LOL. This word is way underused.

CrankMyBlueSax: whore

/hɔr, hoʊr or, often, hʊər/ [hawr, hohr or, often, hoor]
noun, verb, whored, whor⋅ing.
-noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.

You know, nobody uses strumpet anymore, save Walter Walter Sobchak, and that's a damn shame.

DblDad: Christ, now her anti-vaccination idiocy will stick around even longer. Thanks, Jim!

Forgive him - for he is Canadian and doesn't know what he's doing.

CrankMyBlueSax: whore

/hɔr, hoʊr or, often, hʊər/ [hawr, hohr or, often, hoor]
noun, verb, whored, whor⋅ing.
-noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet; wife.

FTFY

So he flushed $50M down the toilet, indirectly.

Holy Testicle Tuesday!

You know, for $50M I think I'd be proud to call myself a whore. That's like winning the whore championships. I'd feel skilled.

$50 million? Wow. She must do anal.

lamecat: You know, for $50M I think I'd be proud to call myself a whore. That's like winning the whore championships. I'd feel skilled.

How'd you like to make fourteen bucks the hard way?

lol.

$50 mil for Jenny, eh? That's a whole lotta fake vomit/dog crap!

For $50 million I'd do just about anything. Unless the guy was fat and gross. Or old, fat and gross. I don't think I could keep the vomiting to a minimum long enough to earn it.

Klingon Penis: lamecat: You know, for $50M I think I'd be proud to call myself a whore. That's like winning the whore championships. I'd feel skilled.

How'd you like to make fourteen bucks the hard way?

Fourteen bucks? What kind of woman do you think I am??

/yeah, yeah
//fark you, it's $50 million

lamecat: For $50 million I'd do just about anything. Unless the guy was fat and gross. Or old, fat and gross. I don't think I could keep the vomiting to a minimum long enough to earn it.

Do you take checks? I'm old, fat, gross and into vomiting.

lamecat: For $50 million I'd do just about anything. Unless the guy was fat and gross. Or old, fat and gross. I don't think I could keep the vomiting to a minimum long enough to earn it.

What will 20 bucks get me?

I think most of you are confusing Jenny McCarthy with Lauren Holly - Jenny McCarthy has her own career (whatever you may think of it) and source of income even without Jim Carrey's generous gesture.

mitchcumstein1: CrankMyBlueSax: whore

/hɔr, hoʊr or, often, hʊər/ [hawr, hohr or, often, hoor]
noun, verb, whored, whor⋅ing.
-noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.

You know, nobody uses strumpet anymore, save Walter Walter Sobchak, and that's a damn shame.

You don't watch enough Britcoms.

moralpanic: $50 million? Wow. She must do anal.

I like how you think

What I came to say was taken care of in the Boobies. They should have to give some of that money up though, so someone can use it to start undoing all the damage those 2 idiots have done in scaring people to not get their kids vaccinated.

lamecat: For $50 million I'd do just about anything. Unless the guy was fat and gross. Or old, fat and gross. I don't think I could keep the vomiting to a minimum long enough to earn it.

And your profile just got about 500 hits...

lamecat: Klingon Penis: lamecat: You know, for $50M I think I'd be proud to call myself a whore. That's like winning the whore championships. I'd feel skilled.

How'd you like to make fourteen bucks the hard way?

Fourteen bucks? What kind of woman do you think I am??

/yeah, yeah
//fark you, it's $50 million

I was doing some currency conversions, to see if I could come up with anything good. If you hadn't put the $ in there, I could use other monetary units.

The best I could do, ignoring the $, was 50,000,000.00 IDR (Indonesia Rupiahs) = 4,515.8858 USD. Still a far cry from the $14 that Klingon Penis was looking for.

oldfarthenry
DblDad: Christ, now her anti-vaccination idiocy will stick around even longer. Thanks, Jim!

Forgive him - for he is Canadian and doesn't know what he's doing.

Great point. Canadians get free healthcare, so only us dumbass, fearmongering Yanks are the ones who shaft ourselves with b.s. vaccinations.

$50M is only about 4 years as a couple using the Paul McCartney scale. Carey better hit it hard and often to get his money's worth.

Tissot: moralpanic: $50 million? Wow. She must do anal.

I like how you think

If she didn't, I'll bet she will now.

moralpanic: $50 million? Wow. She must do anal.
Well, there is mention of a back-end deal in the article

T.rex: Great point. Canadians get free healthcare, so only us dumbass, fearmongering Yanks are the ones who shaft ourselves with b.s. vaccinations.

Even with the free healthcare, no vaccinations would be bad. A moderate epidemic could still do a lot of damage.

Jim Carrey is a LUCKY BASTARD

Didn't he screw over his first wife? She wasn't as hot right?

I agree with lamecat - this is the whore lottery. Does someone have that gold digging - you're doing it right pic?

Braindeath: Didn't he screw over his first wife? She wasn't as hot right?

I agree with lamecat - this is the whore lottery. Does someone have that gold digging - you're doing it right pic?

She'd say that; but I think most people would find a way to make a $10,000 a month child support payment work.

He ended up agreeing to pay more.

I'd bang her for $50,000,000.

/OOHHHH, he's paying her
//nvrmnd

Barnacles!: Jim Carrey is a LUCKY BASTARD

$50m doesn't buy a time machine.

Thrakkerzog: lamecat: Klingon Penis: lamecat: You know, for $50M I think I'd be proud to call myself a whore. That's like winning the whore championships. I'd feel skilled.

How'd you like to make fourteen bucks the hard way?

Fourteen bucks? What kind of woman do you think I am??

/yeah, yeah
//fark you, it's $50 million

I was doing some currency conversions, to see if I could come up with anything good. If you hadn't put the $ in there, I could use other monetary units.

The best I could do, ignoring the $, was 50,000,000.00 IDR (Indonesia Rupiahs) = 4,515.8858 USD. Still a far cry from the $14 that Klingon Penis was looking for.

As of 12 Nov 2008 - 13 Quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars to the USD.

Farking ALLAH!

Who would have thought that Carry had $50mm to piss away?


And just how much is he gonna biatch when THIS relationship goes
bad?

What a moran.

Relationship? What does that word mean? Isn't this fark? I think the 50 million is so that she'll go away afterward.

I'D HIT IT.......

_{with this}

/hotlinked for your protection

A man approaches a woman in a bar and ask her if she would sleep with him for $50M. She agrees.

Then he asks if she'd do it for five dollars. She replies, "What do you think I am, some kind of whore?"

He says, "We've already established what you are, ma'am. Now we're just haggling over the price."

I came for the Jenny McC pictures and thus far am dissapointed.

/off to GIS...

She's an absolute douchebag, but she's hot. I'll have sex as long as I can duct tape her mouth shut and leave as soon as we're done.

Jim Carrey must have a huge wang. Jenny McCarthy is opposed to anything that gives you a little prick.

CrankMyBlueSax: a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.

If I know Jenny as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

moralpanic: $50 million? Wow. She must do anal.

For $50 million, I'd act gay and let him bang me anal.

cinterclawz: Thrakkerzog: lamecat: Klingon Penis: lamecat: You know, for $50M I think I'd be proud to call myself a whore. That's like winning the whore championships. I'd feel skilled.

How'd you like to make fourteen bucks the hard way?

Fourteen bucks? What kind of woman do you think I am??

/yeah, yeah
//fark you, it's $50 million

I was doing some currency conversions, to see if I could come up with anything good. If you hadn't put the $ in there, I could use other monetary units.

The best I could do, ignoring the $, was 50,000,000.00 IDR (Indonesia Rupiahs) = 4,515.8858 USD. Still a far cry from the $14 that Klingon Penis was looking for.

As of 12 Nov 2008 - 13 Quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars to the USD.

Sweet. 50,000,000.00 ZWD = 54.00588664 USD Now all we have to do is get a $50,000,000 ZWD note. However, ZWD was only valid until 12/31/2008.