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(The Sun) Strange As inconspicuous as ever, Michael Jackson hides beneath a gigantic umbrella in a bookstore while researching further camouflage tips -- fails to realise he is not protected from The Sun   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 29
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dapperfapper 2009-01-02 10:53:19 AM  
Bravo subby, Bravo

 
40yoVirgin [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 11:09:12 AM  
Well played subby!

 
Sneakytoes [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 12:28:12 PM  
"surgigical"? Is that some British term?

 
Joan o' Fark 2009-01-02 12:35:34 PM  
I'd actually really like to see his face right now. It probably fell completely off.

 
Mangoose 2009-01-02 12:51:00 PM  
Ok, at the risk of being ridiculed, LEAVE JACKO ALONE! That farker has been through more shiat than a naked man in shiat storm

 
Mirrorz 2009-01-02 12:52:23 PM  
I used to watch the Jackson 5 cartoon (re-runs) from when Michael was still a black kid. Why did he grow up to be a creepy old white man?

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 12:53:07 PM  
Umber-ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.

 
factoryconnection 2009-01-02 01:09:52 PM  
Joan o' Fark: I'd actually really like to see his face right now. It probably fell completely off.

The funny thing is that could actually be anyone, and yet all of us KNOW that it could only be Michael Jackson. We can't see his face, he's heavily clothed, hatted, and that hair could easily be simulated with a wig. However... whom else could it be?

/what a freak

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 01:15:44 PM  
However... whom else could it be?

It could be me...me...meeeeeeee....me...me

/it's not me is it

 
LewDux 2009-01-02 01:18:16 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Umber-ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.

He wanted to buy bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

 
DeepDownHounds 2009-01-02 01:29:59 PM  
Who gives a flying fark what that guy is doing?

 
ebonada 2009-01-02 01:30:55 PM  
Sneakytoes: "surgigical"? Is that some British term?

Say that word out loud. It's hilarious.

 
Flab [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 01:58:21 PM  
DeepDownHounds: Who gives a flying fark what that guy is doing?

Clicked 1357 times; posted to Showbiz on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 at 12:25 PM

Apparently quite a few people do.

 
hypers36 2009-01-02 02:05:31 PM  
ebonada: Sneakytoes: "surgigical"? Is that some British term?

Say that word out loud. It's hilarious.

www.justusporters.com

 
bonno 2009-01-02 02:06:26 PM  
The stack of 'camouflage' books on the shelf next to him just makes it for me.

Heh.

 
sugarmagnolia94 2009-01-02 02:07:56 PM  
pygamas!

 
jdamaral 2009-01-02 02:22:57 PM  
REALISE

 
Ant 2009-01-02 02:52:22 PM  
Joan o' Fark: I'd actually really like to see his face right now. It probably fell completely off.

No problem. I happen to have a picture:
www.ugo.com

 
michaeld5 2009-01-02 03:42:56 PM  
Ant: Joan o' Fark: I'd actually really like to see his face right now. It probably fell completely off.

No problem. I happen to have a picture:

www.celebritypuke.com

 
Alwaysus 2009-01-02 03:46:06 PM  
LewDux: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Umber-ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.

He wanted to buy bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Psych reference?

 
Fiction Fan 2009-01-02 03:56:08 PM  
No wonder he wanted to visit a bookstore. He looks like a character out of a Stephen King novel.

 
Farkshower1972 2009-01-02 04:03:44 PM  
img.photobucket.com

/ It's a sad sad world

 
LonMead 2009-01-02 05:45:10 PM  
Sun block!
farm1.static.flickr.com

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 05:53:21 PM  
Fiction Fan: No wonder he wanted to visit a bookstore. He looks like a character out of a Stephen King novel.

I thought he was. Didn't King write a novel about a mummified zombie space alien that came to earth and attempted to pass itself off as human?

 
Funbags 2009-01-02 06:33:56 PM  
i188.photobucket.com

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 10:28:45 PM  
I can't wait for him to leave this plane of existence.

 
El Morro 2009-01-02 10:54:46 PM  
I'm past feeling sorry for him and have gone completely into the "my God, what the hell is going on?" phase.

Seriously, we all loved him during his "thriller" days, then it was fascinating tabloid reading when he had the child molester thing going on, then it just got kind of odd when he started turning white, and now it's just on a whole other level.

I envy whomever he considers to be a "close friend," just because he or she must hear some amazing stories come out of his mouth about his life.

 
SwingingJohnson 2009-01-03 12:53:52 PM  
El Morro: I'm past feeling sorry for him and have gone completely into the "my God, what the hell is going on?" phase.

Seriously, we all loved him during his "thriller" days, then it was fascinating tabloid reading when he had the child molester thing going on, then it just got kind of odd when he started turning white, and now it's just on a whole other level.

I envy whomever he considers to be a "close friend," just because he or she must hear some amazing stories come out of his mouth about his life.

I bet it's a special kind of insanity similar to, or related to what a person goes through after years and years of solitary confinement.

 
ZombieStreetCred 2009-01-03 09:08:29 PM  
SwingingJohnson: El Morro: I'm past feeling sorry for him and have gone completely into the "my God, what the hell is going on?" phase.

Seriously, we all loved him during his "thriller" days, then it was fascinating tabloid reading when he had the child molester thing going on, then it just got kind of odd when he started turning white, and now it's just on a whole other level.

I envy whomever he considers to be a "close friend," just because he or she must hear some amazing stories come out of his mouth about his life.

I bet it's a special kind of insanity similar to, or related to what a person goes through after years and years of solitary confinement.

Essentially, he's nothing but a blundering bumboclaat now, right?

 
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