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(CNN) Obvious Caroline Kennedy clears first political hurdle. Only 3 more steps before the "curse" and inevitable death kicks in   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 99
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TheCharmerUnderMe [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 03:02:05 AM  
Oh wow.

You went there.

Nice.

 
thunderbird8804 2009-01-02 03:26:08 AM  
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was only the menfolk of the Kennedy family that were cursed?

 
Whatsleft 2009-01-02 03:41:44 AM  
Yeah they sure are unlucky those Kennedys.

 
godofusa.com 2009-01-02 03:46:19 AM  
She's a nobody, just like PEBHO.

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 03:56:42 AM  
thunderbird8804: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was only the menfolk of the Kennedy family that were cursed?

The wives are prone collateral damage.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 03:56:46 AM  
I'm a huge fan of JFK and everything, but this chick sounds like she's f*cking retarded.

Like, whatever.

 
thunderbird8804 2009-01-02 04:16:32 AM  
NewportBarGuy: I'm a huge fan of JFK and everything, but this chick sounds like she's f*cking retarded.

Like, whatever.


Yeah, it seems like every successive child the Kennedys produce is worse and worse.

 
TwistedFark 2009-01-02 04:32:06 AM  
HAI GUYS!!! IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE I VENT MY PENT UP CONSERVATIVE RAGE AT THE KENNEDYS SO THAT I CAN IGNORE HOW MY PARTY HAS DESTROYED AMERICA??

 
NYZooMan 2009-01-02 05:29:00 AM  
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Lock her back up in the Kennedy Camelot Castle Tower.

 
talibanswimsuitmodel 2009-01-02 06:10:04 AM  
FARK APPOINTMENTS

 
Sir Cumference the Flatulent [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 06:13:19 AM  
If Paterson wanted to put a caretaker in the position until the 2010 election, the best people would be either Mario Cuomo or Ed Koch. Neither of them would be harboring any ambition past that point.

 
CanisNoir [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 06:19:11 AM  
thunderbird8804: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was only the menfolk of the Kennedy family that were cursed?

I guess as long as she doesn't ride in the car with any male Kennedy's she might be alright.

 
SBinRR 2009-01-02 07:03:48 AM  
CanisNoir: thunderbird8804: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was only the menfolk of the Kennedy family that were cursed?

I guess as long as she doesn't ride in the car or airplane with any male Kennedy's she might be alright.


FTFY

 
LonMead 2009-01-02 07:21:16 AM  
SBinRR: CanisNoir: thunderbird8804: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was only the menfolk of the Kennedy family that were cursed?

I guess as long as she doesn't ride in the car or airplane with any male Kennedy's and stays away from cousins with golf clubs, she might be alright.


Fixed again.

 
Fark Me with a Chainsaw 2009-01-02 07:27:24 AM  
Can we just skip right to the end where she eats a bullet?

 
Frank N Stein 2009-01-02 07:29:59 AM  
I'm guessing she'll somehow be shot while flying a plane after downing a fifth of Jack.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 07:46:24 AM  
Can we get rid of the farking Kennedys already? We left England and fought a war to get away from this kind of shiat. They're a band of murderous rapists descended from bootleggers. Why are they our royal family?

 
Sir Cumference the Flatulent [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 07:50:23 AM  
Mugato: Can we get rid of the farking Kennedys already? We left England and fought a war to get away from this kind of shiat. They're a band of murderous rapists descended from bootleggers. Why are they our royal family?

I'd like to send all of them down to the bottom of the ocean, along with the Clintons and the Bushes. Not a hell of a lot of difference between the Kennedys/Bushes/Clintons and the Gambinos/Colombos/Lucchesis other than a supposed veneer of respectability.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 07:58:13 AM  
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I'd like to send all of them down to the bottom of the ocean, along with the Clintons and the Bushes. Not a hell of a lot of difference between the Kennedys/Bushes/Clintons and the Gambinos/Colombos/Lucchesis other than a supposed veneer of respectability.

Electing two Bushes is bad but at least there are only two of them. Same with the Clintons. The farking Kennedys seem to be mass produced in a lab with no end in sight.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 08:00:50 AM  
Remove all Republicans: NewportBarGuy: I'm a huge fan of JFK and everything, but this chick sounds like she's f*cking retarded.

Like, whatever.

That's just an upper-class dialect. The Kennedys don't speak like you or I do.


Everyone named Kennedy and Clonton should be given a political office when they turn 18 and promoted as soon as it is feasable.

 
CarnySaur 2009-01-02 08:00:56 AM  
thunderbird8804: NewportBarGuy: I'm a huge fan of JFK and everything, but this chick sounds like she's f*cking retarded.

Like, whatever.

Yeah, it seems like every successive child the Kennedys produce is worse and worse.


It's because of inbreeding.

 
Unright 2009-01-02 08:01:18 AM  
TwistedFark: HAI GUYS!!! IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE I VENT MY PENT UP CONSERVATIVE RAGE AT THE KENNEDYS SO THAT I CAN IGNORE HOW MY PARTY HAS DESTROYED AMERICA??

This is the Politics Tab, isn't it?

 
Sir Cumference the Flatulent [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 08:06:48 AM  
Mugato: Electing two Bushes is bad but at least there are only two of them.

You forgot Prescott Bush (GHWB's father, former US Senator), and Jeb Bush (former Florida governor).

 
Muta 2009-01-02 08:33:35 AM  
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: You forgot Prescott Bush (GHWB's father, former US Senator), and Jeb Bush (former Florida governor).

Don't forget Neal!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 08:35:57 AM  
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Mugato: Electing two Bushes is bad but at least there are only two of them.

You forgot Prescott Bush (GHWB's father, former US Senator), and Jeb Bush (former Florida governor).


Yeah, that's true.

 
DeadZone 2009-01-02 09:02:58 AM  
TwistedFark: HAI GUYS!!! IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE I VENT MY PENT UP CONSERVATIVE RAGE AT THE KENNEDYS SO THAT I CAN IGNORE HOW MY PARTY HAS DESTROYED AMERICA??

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67 Beetle 2009-01-02 09:12:33 AM  
Caroline Kennedy is not the change we are looking for.

 
kerpal32 2009-01-02 09:13:17 AM  
TwistedFark: HAI GUYS!!! IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE I VENT MY PENT UP CONSERVATIVE RAGE AT THE KENNEDYS SO THAT I CAN IGNORE HOW MY PARTY HAS DESTROYED AMERICA??

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lhinds 2009-01-02 09:18:10 AM  
thunderbird8804
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was only the menfolk of the Kennedy family that were cursed?


Patrica Kennedy and her labotomy disagree

 
Crosshair [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 09:26:35 AM  
Mugato: Electing two Bushes is bad but at least there are only two of them. Same with the Clintons. The farking Kennedys seem to be mass produced in a lab with no end in sight.

Someone should tell them that making a copy of a copy of a copy isn't the best way to be doing things.

 
67 Beetle 2009-01-02 09:28:41 AM  
Actually, I thought Ms. Kennedy already completed the first political hurdle: go see the Rev. Al Sharpton and kiss his pinkie ring.

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 09:37:47 AM  
kerpal32: blahblahblah

No sugar, the only ones going full-retard are the ones who continue to defend the Republican Party after the past 8 years. In other words, you.

 
ptelg 2009-01-02 09:40:21 AM  
Mugato: Can we get rid of the farking Kennedys already? We left England and fought a war to get away from this kind of shiat. They're a band of murderous rapists descended from bootleggers. Why are they our royal family?

You're not real familiar with European royal history are you?

/I'm writing a book called Kissing Cousins: Bring in the Ho's an irreverent look at European royal history

 
kerpal32 2009-01-02 09:44:00 AM  
The Why Not Guy: kerpal32: blahblahblah

No sugar, the only ones going full-retard are the ones who continue to defend the Republican Party after the past 8 years. In other words, you.




0/10.

lmao. Sorry troll. But I'm a Dem. Been one since probably before you were born. Also able to see someone going FULL RETARD. Like Twisted Fark.

/love you too sweetie. whatever. yawn.

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 09:49:53 AM  
kerpal32: 0/10

Ah, the irony of the guy who posts "full retard" pics calling someone else a troll.

 
wombatsrus 2009-01-02 09:50:30 AM  
lhinds: thunderbird8804
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was only the menfolk of the Kennedy family that were cursed?

Patrica Kennedy and her labotomy disagree


Umm, I do believe that was Rosemary Kennedy who got the frontal lobe removal treatment.

 
Frank N Stein 2009-01-02 10:01:52 AM  
The Why Not Guy: kerpal32: blahblahblah

No sugar, the only ones going full-retard are the ones who continue to defend the Republican Party after the past 8 years. In other words, you.


Everyone who disagrees with you is a "neocon"

 
kerpal32 2009-01-02 10:03:45 AM  
The Why Not Guy: kerpal32: 0/10

Ah, the irony of the guy who posts "full retard" pics calling someone else a troll.


-2/10 for continuing with a failed troll and theme.

 
Jim_Callahan 2009-01-02 10:05:20 AM  
TwistedFark: HAI GUYS!!! IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE I VENT MY PENT UP CONSERVATIVE RAGE AT THE KENNEDYS SO THAT I CAN IGNORE HOW MY PARTY HAS DESTROYED AMERICA??

To be fair, the Republican party has only been half accidentally, half purposefully trying to destroy the country for a bit under a decade. The Kennedies have been half accidentally, half purposefully trying to destroy the country for over a century.

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 10:05:53 AM  
Frank N Stein: Everyone who disagrees with you is a "neocon"

Who have I called a neo-con? Provide specific examples, please. If you need to expand your search to another thread, that's fine too... I'll wait.

 
roperratt 2009-01-02 10:06:22 AM  
I can't believe Gov. Patterson would appoint her doesn't he READ all the nega.... Oh wait, my bad, carry on

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 10:07:00 AM  
kerpal32: -2/10 for continuing with a failed troll and theme.

Ah, the irony of the guy who posts "full retard" pics calling someone else a troll.

 
Frank N Stein 2009-01-02 10:10:28 AM  
The Why Not Guy: Frank N Stein: Everyone who disagrees with you is a "neocon"

Who have I called a neo-con? Provide specific examples, please. If you need to expand your search to another thread, that's fine too... I'll wait.


You alluded to it. It would have been more accurate if I replaced "neocon" with "Republican", but my point still stands.

 
67 Beetle 2009-01-02 10:13:53 AM  
TwistedFark: HAI GUYS!!! IS THIS YOU KNOW THE THREAD WHERE YOU KNOW I VENT MY YOU KNOW PENT UP CONSERVATIVE RAGE AT THE KENNEDYS YOU KNOW SO THAT I CAN YOU KNOW IGNORE HOW MY PARTY HAS YOU KNOW DESTROYED AMERICA??

FTFY

 
kerpal32 2009-01-02 10:14:07 AM  
The Why Not Guy:
Ah, the irony of the guy who posts "full retard" pics calling someone else a troll. wharrgarbl


-4/10. Because your wharrbargl needs more cowbell

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The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 10:15:09 AM  
Frank N Stein: backpedaling

So you're unable to provide a single example to back up your claim. I haven't been this shocked since Nathan Lane came out of the closet.

Tell you what... I have to go to a meeting in a few minutes, but I'll check back in about an hour. That give you plenty of time to find an example of me calling another poster a neo-con.

If you find it, I'll gladly apologize to you here in this thread.
If you don't, I'll gladly continue to think you're full of shiat.

 
Olympus Mons 2009-01-02 10:16:07 AM  
I'm from MA and I'd rather they picked someone else. Caroline is maybe a nice woman, but this will just throw mud in her face, and the parties. Clinton was a real politician. Caroline is not.

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2009-01-02 10:16:34 AM  
kerpal32: blah

Ah, the irony of the guy who posts "full retard" pics calling someone else a troll.

 
kerpal32 2009-01-02 10:18:05 AM  
The Why Not Guy: So you're unable to provide a single example to back up your claim. I haven't been this shocked since Nathan Lane came out of the closet.

Tell you what... I have to go to a meeting in a few minutes, but I'll check back in about an hour. That give you plenty of time to find an example of me calling another poster a neo-con.

If you find it, I'll gladly apologize to you here in this thread.
If you don't, I'll gladly continue to think you're full of shiat.


amplified indignant wharrgarbl


-6/10 Cowbell for your wharrgarbl, you needs more of it.

this man has a fever.
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Phil Herup 2009-01-02 10:18:34 AM  
Caroline Kennedy is you know...errrrrr....too stupid ...you know...to be a Senator. Speaking is a skill that is needed for the job.

Patterson has the chance to stop this ridiculous family's involvement in the federal gov't.

Let her run in 2010 if she wants it so bad.

 
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