Mike Patton is God.

I, for one, can't wait to see the explanation as to how someone can take a roughly thousand foot fall, land on a car and manage to stay alive. And that's without acknowledging the fact that he's had a synthetic depressant injected into his system for which there is supposedly no cure.

Loved Crank. Loved the ending. Very eager to see the sequel.

Insanity (new window)

The fact that he is reading sheet music while doing this is hilarious.

I am excited for both the movie and the soundtrack. Crank was one of the most fun movies I have ever seen.

I will wait til Crank 2 is on DVD to see it. The first time I saw it, I had 3 oil cans of Fosters with dinner and then 2 Red Bulls before I went into see it.

This was a bad idea. 90mph down a residential street is a blast.

I like Mike Patton. Unique, follows his own beat. Good for him.

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I, for one, can't wait to see the explanation as to how someone can take a roughly thousand foot fall, land on a car and manage to stay alive. And that's without acknowledging the fact that he's had a synthetic depressant injected into his system for which there is supposedly no cure.

Loved Crank. Loved the ending. Very eager to see the sequel.

Maybe by that time he wouldn't have slept for ten days

Disturbing Porn Choreographer: Mike Patton is God.


Mike Patton is not God! (new window)

All My Children and Mike Patton deserves the strange tag.

Red band trailer for Crank 2 (NSFW LANGUAGE) (new window)

Gunny Highway: Insanity (new window)

The fact that he is reading sheet music while doing this is hilarious.

"Its probably just a shopping list O_o"

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I, for one, can't wait to see the explanation as to how someone can take a roughly thousand foot fall, land on a car and manage to stay alive. And that's without acknowledging the fact that he's had a synthetic depressant injected into his system for which there is supposedly no cure.

Yeah even the most outlandish, goofy ass movie has to have some semblance of internal logic or explain why it doesn't, even if there's a subtitle that says, "a wizard did it".

The Glass Dragon: Red band trailer for Crank 2 (NSFW LANGUAGE) (new window)

Heh. Alright, that answers some questions.

More Amy Smart, please. Preferrably topless.

Thanks.

My personal favorite (new window) Mike Patton production.

The Glass Dragon: Red band trailer for Crank 2 (NSFW LANGUAGE) (new window)

Nice that looks like more of the same. Complete madness.

Is it just me or was that trailer filmed with cameras from a high school av club?

EvilMonkeyBoy: Disturbing Porn Choreographer: Mike Patton is God.


Mike Patton is not God! (new window)

All My Children and Mike Patton deserves the strange tag.

Haha. That video was rather... interesting.

Postal Penguin: Is it just me or was that trailer filmed with cameras from a high school av club?

Yeah, looks like Canon digital steady cams. About $3k each. Not exactly a Peter Jackson/Lucasfilm joint.

Will it be epic?

WhyteRaven74: Will it be epic?

I don't know but Patton has to be having his midlife crisis by now.

Dear Mike Patton,
Put out another lovage album. That is all.

The Glass Dragon: Red band trailer for Crank 2 (NSFW LANGUAGE) (new window)

NSFW language!? That's your warning? I want to work in your workplace where it's ok to watch ultraviolence, naked chicks and sex.

/Was that Jenna Haze at 39-40 seconds yelling 'farking tits'?

mecaenas: /Was that Jenna Haze at 39-40 seconds yelling 'farking tits'?

Yes. Yes it was.

Mugato: Postal Penguin: Is it just me or was that trailer filmed with cameras from a high school av club?

Yeah, looks like Canon digital steady cams. About $3k each. Not exactly a Peter Jackson/Lucasfilm joint.

Looks like Uwe Boll is doing cinematography.

mecaenas: The Glass Dragon: Red band trailer for Crank 2 (NSFW LANGUAGE) (new window)

NSFW language!? That's your warning? I want to work in your workplace where it's ok to watch ultraviolence, naked chicks and sex.

No, sadly my work doesn't like sex either. I just didn't think of it when I posted. So, allow me to try again.

Red band trailer for Crank 2 (NSFW PERIOD) (new window)

My dream vocalists track: Garm versus Mike Patton.

Mugato: I don't know but Patton has to be having his midlife crisis by now.

well played *golf clap*

Who's doing the score for "Titanic II"?

/Didn't he.... you know.... die?

Faith No More, gawd those were the days.

My fav. Strip Search.Link (new window)

This movie is certainly going to fulfill the entertaining requirement I have when watching all less than substantial movies. Fark the plot, fark the dialogue, make it appeal to the 'impulsive thrill ride' portion of movie watching.

/Dislikes people who get pissy when they watch movies they know aren't good, or continue to hold high standards to movies that aren't good after seeing them

mecaenas: The Glass Dragon: Red band trailer for Crank 2 (NSFW LANGUAGE) (new window)

NSFW language!? That's your warning? I want to work in your workplace where it's ok to watch ultraviolence, naked chicks and sex.

/Was that Jenna Haze at 39-40 seconds yelling 'farking tits'?

Wouldn't you not watch it at work since it's NSFW anyway?

Trey Spruance FTW.


/if you can find him. I hear he's lurking in a cabin somewhere.

Last Cup, anyone?

Jason Statham drives really fast 7?

reverbblue: Dear Mike Patton,
Put out another lovage album. That is all.

THIS. So much.

Hank Rearden: Trey Spruance FTW.

/if you can find him. I hear he's lurking in a cabin somewhere.
Secret Chiefs 3 is the shiat.

The Glass Dragon: mecaenas: The Glass Dragon: Red band trailer for Crank 2 (NSFW LANGUAGE) (new window)

NSFW language!? That's your warning? I want to work in your workplace where it's ok to watch ultraviolence, naked chicks and sex.

No, sadly my work doesn't like sex either. I just didn't think of it when I posted. So, allow me to try again.

Red band trailer for Crank 2 (NSFW PERIOD) (new window)

Funny, it doesn't look like a period piece. Unless you consider "present day" not safe for work...?

Mugato: WhyteRaven74: Will it be epic?

I don't know but Patton has to be having his midlife crisis by now.

That came from outta nowhere!

He'll have to be agressive before the worm turns, everything's ruined, and he becomes some sort of crack hitler. Course, he could just have pills for breakfast, and then he'd be in a land of sunshine.

My crotch tingles when I hear Mike Patton.

That redband trailer is a great example of trying too hard to look cool. I've already seen plenty of sex and violence in movies, if you're not going to present it in any new or interesting ways then you're not worth the time.

Disturbing Porn Choreographer: Mike Patton is God.

Done in one.

Ontos: Who's doing the score for "Titanic II"?

/Didn't he.... you know.... die?

Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.

/That's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...

Maxgasm: Faith No More, gawd those were the days.

My fav. Strip Search.Link (new window)

I think I love you. I haven't thought much about Faith No More lately, and only really knew their stuff up to Angel Dust. I just bought Album of the Year.

TypoFlyspray: Mugato: WhyteRaven74: Will it be epic?

I don't know but Patton has to be having his midlife crisis by now.

That came from outta nowhere!

He'll have to be agressive before the worm turns, everything's ruined, and he becomes some sort of crack hitler. Course, he could just have pills for breakfast, and then he'd be in a land of sunshine.

Nice, Angel Dust is my favourite album of all time.

browntimmy: That redband trailer is a great example of trying too hard to look cool. I've already seen plenty of sex and violence in movies, if you're not going to present it in any new or interesting ways then you're not worth the time.

Then don't see it, some folks go to movies even if they're craptastic, just for the pure odd entertainment factor. It's called managing your expectations.

That also seems to be the reason most critics suck these days, they cannot say, 'it's a good movie if you're looking for XYZ', it's "THIS IS A SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER TOTALLY AWESOME" or "THIS IS NOT A SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER NEVER WATCH IT"

DeathByGeekSquad:
Then don't see it, some folks go to movies even if they're craptastic, just for the pure odd entertainment factor.

Which is why Hollywood keeps making craptastic movies and not taking risks on original ideas. Tired of unnecessary remakes and sequels? Blame yourself.

Jeez he was even a voice in Portal according to Wikipedia.

Yes, Yes, Yes!!! This man's voice does funny things to me. In a good way.

TypoFlyspray: Mugato: WhyteRaven74: Will it be epic?

I don't know but Patton has to be having his midlife crisis by now.

That came from outta nowhere!

He'll have to be agressive before the worm turns, everything's ruined, and he becomes some sort of crack hitler. Course, he could just have pills for breakfast, and then he'd be in a land of sunshine.

You really want him to end up Digging the grave don't you?

browntimmy: That redband trailer is a great example of trying too hard to look cool. I've already seen plenty of sex and violence in movies, if you're not going to present it in any new or interesting ways then you're not worth the time.


The point, you missed it. Crank is a genre movie on steroids and doesn't pretend to be anything but. One of the reasons it was so entertaining was that it was filmed in a very unusal way, lots of really fast paced shots using different angles and techniques. In other words, it excelled by doing EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what you criticized it for.

Disturbing Porn Choreographer: Mike Patton is God the voice of the Bionic Commando.

Hank Rearden: Trey Spruance FTW.

Best FNM guitarist.

King for a Day FTW