he was also pumping her daughter in an undisclosed location

can we let this go for 3 years ? Then, when the Republicans trot the stupid pig back out again we can go over it some more.

Mordant: can we let this go for 3 years ? Then, when the Republicans trot the stupid pig back out again we can go over it some more.


THIS!

it's more likely than you think

Link (new window)

Let the kid be, for chrissake.

I, for one, look forward to the family Faces of Meth poster.

The track record of the Palin's job educating their children is disqualifying enough for her to be in any high office.

The former Republican vice presidential candidate told The Associated Press on Wednesday that 18-year-old Levi Johnston is enrolled in high school through a correspondence program.

To be fair, there is a rigorous screening of candidates for the correspondence program. Sources obtained the following copy of Levi's entrance exam:

DamnYankees: The track record of the Palin's job educating their children is disqualifying enough for her to be in any high office.

track made a record? i didn't even know he was a musician.

burndtdan: DamnYankees: The track record of the Palin's job educating their children is disqualifying enough for her to be in any high office.

track made a record? i didn't even know he was a musician.

He actually holds the record for underwater unicycling.

...14:58...14:59...15:00...15:01...

This is the family that keeps on giving.

submitter: an undisclosed location

so he's taking lessons from Dick Cheney then?

Ok, I admit, I'm mostly on a Mac when I visit Fark, but I can never get MSNBC website links to load. Not even their home page when I type it into my address bar directly. This happens no matter if it's Firefox, Safari, or Opera. What the hell. I can't be the only one, can I be?

cambie: Ok, I admit, I'm mostly on a Mac when I visit Fark, but I can never get MSNBC website links to load. Not even their home page when I type it into my address bar directly. This happens no matter if it's Firefox, Safari, or Opera. What the hell. I can't be the only one, can I be?

I'm on a Mac using Firefox - works fine.

A phone message left at the home of Johnston's mother wasn't immediately returned Wednesday.

You've reached Momma Johnston's shack. If you're looking for Oxy, press "1". If your daughter has been knocked up by one of Momma's son, press "2" now. Para service en espanol, aprima numero tres ahora. For all bail, parole or probationary inquiries, please phone Momma's court-appointed attorney at 1-907-376......

glock36: he was also pumping her daughter in an undisclosed location

She got pregnant so I think it's pretty disclosed.

Dallymo, that is very nice
I actually LOL'd

This woman is the Paris Hilton of the political world. FOAD already.

When's the wedding we were all promised?

Maybe he'll take that Civics class his never-to-be mother-in-law found a way to avoid?

/please run in 2012!

I thought Palin losing the election would be that poor kid's "Get out of Jail free" card. I guess Sarahcuda has people of her own who can disappear him.

What a nightmare for those kids. If they ever thought about the possible pitfalls to having sex nine months ago, this couldn't even have been in the running.

But, but, but, she's the only hope for the Republican party! Look at what FreeRepublic (new window)is saying about this:

"Good For Sarah!! She is SICK and tired of the lies being told about her family. Don't mess with Sarah Palin, she packs heat and isn't afraid to use it. Libs are scared to death of her because in oh about 6 months time, the retards that voted for Obama will have buyers remorse

2 posted on Thursday, January 01, 2009 4:46:53 PM by Sarah Barracuda "
Wait, its a lie he dropped out?

"Media should smear. On the other hand, got a problem with high school dropouts?

6 posted on Thursday, January 01, 2009 4:52:25 PM by the invisib1e hand (revolution is in the air.)"
the invisible hand seems a bit defensive at high school dropouts being looked down on... wonder why?

"My understanding is that a lot of the paratroopers who were dropped on D-Day were high school dropouts and even JDs.

33 posted on Thursday, January 01, 2009 7:05:08 PM by RobbyS (ECCE homo)
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RobbyS reminds us that soldiers fighting in a war over a half-century ago had the same level of education. Although, in his non-sequitur defense, in the civil war I'm sure the average soldier has less than a high school diploma.

The Why Not Guy: When's the wedding we were all promised?

They probably want to wait until the groom's mother gets out of jail.

What a Trip.

/couldn't stop myself

In related news, reporters still know nothing about Obama that he hasn't told them.

That's some great journalist work there, Lou.

18-year-old Levi Johnston is enrolled in high school through a correspondence program.

Yeah, I can see it, FROM MY HOUSE!

Brubold: In related news, reporters still know nothing about Obama that he hasn't told them. satisfies me.

Wright and Ayers wanted me to FTFY.

glock36: he was also pumping her daughter in an undisclosed location

I always thought he was pumping her in the cooter?

Wassila wedding:

hotter than daddy's shotgun

Mordant: can we let this go for 3 years ? Then, when the Republicans trot the stupid pig back out again we can go over it some more.

I don't know. I keep being told that media resent gets people elected. So apparently the stupider you look on television the more likely you are to appeal to the base.

The Onanist: glock36: he was also pumping her daughter in an undisclosed location

I always thought he was pumping her in the cooter?

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DISCLOSE THAT!!

I'm just glad to see that there's finally a sense of public shame to the act of irresponsible breeding.

A lot of people don't like high school and condoms. I am a fan of neither. I admire the kid for taking a stand against two heinous things that I've been made to suffer through.

Hehehe... i love to see us attacking the working man.

Let's all not care together.

Well, to be FAIR,no one could have predicted that being taken out of school and being trotted around the country as a campaign prop could possibly have interfered with his edumacation.

But that's OK, any 18 y.o. self proclaimed "farking redneck" undoubtedly has the self-discipline to complete high-school correspondence course.

Dallymo:

To be fair, there is a rigorous screening of candidates for the correspondence program. Sources obtained the following copy of Levi's entrance exam:

Made me think of this-

Construction Worker #1: My son got into DeVry.
Construction Worker #2: Oh, good. What'd he have to do, open the door?

so that's what cheney's man-sized safe is for!

Does she still look MILFy or does she look like oatmeal shot from a giraffe's dick now that the RNC isn't paying to have her painted up every morning? Meh...what am I even saying? I'd probably nail oatmeal Palin, too.

sarcastrophe: Hehehe... i love to see us attacking the working man.

But they so stoopid ya know.

/Honestly trying not to participate too much in this thread as it's pretty much a dead horse at this point.

Cubic Zirconium Jim Brady: Wassila wedding:

hotter than daddy's shotgun

That dress is pretty white me thinks.

sarcastrophe: Hehehe... i love to see us attacking the working man.

"Working Man" defines adults who work blue collar jobs, not uneducated ones. We're talking about am 18 yo kid who NEEDS an education, or it will fark up his entire life and limit his earning potential for decades. It will limit his ability to provide for his family and put food on the table. It's irresponsible for the adults in his life to not care.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: A phone message left at the home of Johnston's mother wasn't immediately returned Wednesday.

You've reached Momma Johnston's meth shack. If you're calling from the "gotcha media," press 0. If you're looking for Oxy, press "1". If your daughter has been knocked up by one of Momma's son, press "2" now. Pare-ah serveece 'n espanol, apreema nu-mayor-o trayse ahora. For all bail, parole or probationary inquiries, please phone Momma's court-appointed attorney at 1-907-376......

FTFM
Wasn't red-necky enough.

The longer Palin's farking hick life stays in the media, the bigger the schism of the Republican Party will be. She's possibly the greatest thing ever to happen to the long-time for the United States: as a pathetic hick boogeyman to keep everybody from voting Republican ever again.

cambie: Ok, I admit, I'm mostly on a Mac when I visit Fark, but I can never get MSNBC website links to load. Not even their home page when I type it into my address bar directly. This happens no matter if it's Firefox, Safari, or Opera. What the hell. I can't be the only one, can I be?

I've never had problems with MSNBC on my Mac using Firefox. Ever since the last update OS update Firefox has been a little wonky at times. Some blogspot blogs give me fits though and I end up using Safari.

It was fun making fun of this trainwreck of a woman and her white trash family but I think now it's time to move on.

sarcastrophe: Hehehe... i love to see us attacking the working man.

I hate Rush. Sure they're good at playing their instruments and such, but their songs are boring and only losers talk about Ayn Rand after college.