Chaps, by definition, are assless. If they weren't assless, they'd be pants.

>>>>The More You Know

By definition, chaps are already assless.

Just sayin'.

mr_crash_davis


(Shakes tiny fist in your direction)

actually, assless chaps is a phrase that means wearing chaps without pants under them.

Motorcycle chaps are also popular in the leather subculture, where they often are tightly fitted and worn without jeans or other garments layered beneath them other than a codpiece. Worn in this manner, they are colloquially referred to as "assless" chaps. These chaps are sometimes styled with the zipper on the inside of the leg and colored leather striping down the outside.

And all this time I thought assless chaps were skinny Brits with no butts ;)

burndtdan: actually, assless chaps is a phrase that means wearing chaps without pants under them.

On Fark, I learn new things every day. Don't you?

Oooook

AirForceVet: burndtdan: actually, assless chaps is a phrase that means wearing chaps without pants under them.

On Fark, I learn new things every day. Don't you?

i went and did a quick bit of research to find that out. i didn't know that an hour ago.

I came here not expecting a linguistic battle over the possible redundancy of the phrase "assless chaps."

downstairs: I came here not expecting a linguistic battle over the possible redundancy of the phrase "assless chaps."

I came here expecting exactly that.

This thread is entirely fine without pics

TheOmni: downstairs: I came here not expecting a linguistic battle over the possible redundancy of the phrase "assless chaps."

I came here expecting exactly that.

I'm sorry. I thought this was "hitting on the head with hammers.

johnny_vegas: This thread is entirely fine without pics

pics in this thread =

grrr, image file too large

johnny_vegas: This thread is entirely fine without pics

I wouldn't mind seeing some attractive ladies wearing nothing but chaps.

The Icelander: I wouldn't mind seeing some attractive ladies wearing nothing but chaps.

Almost NSFW.

(but very delicious)

The Icelander: johnny_vegas: This thread is entirely fine without pics

I wouldn't mind seeing some attractive ladies wearing nothing but chaps.

true, but not worth the inevitable collateral damage inflicted by pics of big fat hairy men in chaps

johnny_vegas: This thread is entirely fine without pics

No chaps, but close enough for government work.
Slightly NSFW:

http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/19337/ewwweh4.jpg (new window)

Oh great, they're going to ruin everything. I can see it now; they'll be right in the middle of nailing PrezO to the cross and a bunch of dudes in leather and Burt Reynolds mustaches will go marching by and spoil the whole thing.

They are Obama's inauguration present.

GoSurfing: They are Obama's inauguration present.

They're not there to console the Republicans?

/tappity-tap

TTIWWP

And, to that end:

ozone: johnny_vegas: This thread is entirely fine without pics

No chaps, but close enough for government work.
Slightly NSFW:

http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/19337/ewwweh4.jpg (new window)



God'll get you for that

Perfect!
It will be alot easier to moon Rick Warren when he's doing his inaugural prayer.

I don't think there will be many men in leather chaps at the inauguration.

Think about it, why would a Republican want to go to a Democratic inauguration?

I came here to also rant that chaps are assless as designed, but I see that we have now been schooled and that the gay agenda continues to subvert our entire society.

mr_crash_davis: Chaps, by definition, are assless. If they weren't assless, they'd be pants.

>>>>The More You Know

Someone must have visited my profile lately! Either that, or great minds and all.

Honestly--had that up for a few months now. ;)

burndtdan: actually, assless chaps is a phrase that means wearing chaps without pants under them.

That would make them, "assful chaps."

AWESOME!! I was worried because I couldn't make it to the first RNC.

AHHHHHHHH!! run for your lives. the world's gonna' end!!



NOT

I'm wearing assless chaps with a pair of crotchless panties right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/mrs. pendejo likes it that way

Who wants to bet me that Fox News takes pictures of people in leather and captions them "Obama Supporters"?

This thread is begging for some gorgor treatment

Coincidence?

Yeah, sure.

My favorite music video with a fetishist leather guy.

not a rr.


/not gay

NYZooMan: Coincidence?

Yeah, sure.

So do you work for Fox News? Want to take my bet? (See above)

The irony is that most gay leather guys I know are republicans....

It'll be around 30 to 40 degrees in DC during the inauguration. There's gonna be a lot of chapped lipped asses in town.

SpinStopper: And all this time I thought assless chaps were skinny Brits with no butts ;)

+1000 for the best spin on "assless chaps" on Fark in years.

I thought it was because there was a Republican Cockus

So, are we talking about a different kind of inaugural balls here?

With that many assless chaps, you are going to end up with chapped asses!

/where is rugbyjock when you need him?

Mid Atlantic Leather Fest?

Reads article...yep. All those religious nuts that voted for Obama and for Prop 8 will be proud. They do this every year on MLK Jr weekend. Every year.

cltbuilder: They do this every year on MLK Jr weekend. Every year.

They're just letting their freedom ring.

Real men wear acid leather chaps.

Many will likely arrive the weekend prior to sightsee and attend inaugural balls and other parties.

Any republicans at this gathering of like minded fellows?

Because it's Tuesday?

fritopendejo: This thread is begging for some gorgor treatment

Please, no.
OK, maybe a little.