Wow, subby... this is gonna be a good one. Popcorn anyone?

Oprah is gonna be pissed...

Peter von Nostrand: Oprah is gonna be pissed...

And Gary Coleman.

Darconix: Anyone who refuses to divorce her cheating husband for "political purposes" is someone I don't want to cross. I'd have rather had her for President than Obama, but oh well....

15 million Americans can breathe easier knowing you don't get your way.

Haha +1 subby

Hey, hey! Potential. This thread has it.

Submitter is a misogynist!

I can't wait to see what happens next.

Now that's a broad generalization.

SherKhan: Now that's a broad generalization.

The headline is tits

She looks like she just tied Batman to some railroad tracks in this picture.

I.m ready

/Hot linked Buttery Popcorn

Darconix: Anyone who refuses to divorce her cheating husband for "political purposes" is someone I don't want to cross.

Who are you quoting?

SherKhan: Now that's a broad generalization.

lol

That is derogatory towards little people. Its rude to call someone a midget.

as secretary of state i wonder how long it will be til she sends assassins out to kill Jennifer Flowers, Monica Lewinsky, and Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, and Subby's Mom

You just KNOW that Oprah is driving over there right now to beat up Hillary on her front lawn.

"Hey Hill, Oprah's here and she wants to talk to youuuu...."

Cheesecake for one, please.

Rumor is Hillary is hitting this. One more reason to hate her.

I love you so much subby!

/+1

Peter von Nostrand: Oprah is gonna be pissed...

Oprah doesn't really do anything. Her power is derived from her ability to influence people, not from any active power she has. If influence were the standard, I'd argue that Barbara Bush is the most powerful woman of the turn of the century.

Power comes in many forms. Clinton is about to become Secretary of State. Subby has achieved the hero worship of some male FARKers for lets say: two hours?

Who is more powerful?

Oh on a different topic, has anyone noticed that with the Clinton and Kennedy legacy politics, America has descended to another plateau in our fall to third world status? That is the process whereby only certain families can achieve in politics, which is kind of like India's caste system and Korea's nepotism (north and south).

Next our leaders will start wearing funny hats and holding military ranks while in civilian office. Just wait. It's coming.

Yet nothing about most powerful Midget, I see.

/Tsk.

minnesotaboy: Oh on a different topic, has anyone noticed that with the Clinton and Kennedy legacy politics, America has descended to another plateau in our fall to third world status? That is the process whereby only certain families can achieve in politics, which is kind of like India's caste system and Korea's nepotism (north and south).

Other than the SoS, they all won Democratic elections (don't forget about the Bushes) so how are elections similar to your examples?

minnesotaboy: Power comes in many forms. Clinton is about to become Secretary of State. Subby has achieved the hero worship of some male FARKers for lets say: two hours?

Who is more powerful?

Oh on a different topic, has anyone noticed that with the Clinton and Kennedy legacy politics, America has descended to another plateau in our fall to third world status? That is the process whereby only certain families can achieve in politics, which is kind of like India's caste system and Korea's nepotism (north and south).

Next our leaders will start wearing funny hats and holding military ranks while in civilian office. Just wait. It's coming.

minnesotaboy: Power comes in many forms. Clinton is about to become Secretary of State. Subby has achieved the hero worship of some male FARKers for lets say: two hours?

Who is more powerful?

Oh on a different topic, has anyone noticed that with the Clinton and Kennedy legacy politics, America has descended to another plateau in our fall to third world status? That is the process whereby only certain families can achieve in politics, which is kind of like India's caste system and Korea's nepotism (north and south).

Next our leaders will start wearing funny hats and holding military ranks while in civilian office. Just wait. It's coming.

Kind of like taking the highest military intelligence officer and placing him in charge of civilian intelligence... can't stand that move.

But America has had several political families starting I guess with John Adams/John Quincy Adams. The real problem is the amount of wealth to campaign either demands that you come from a prominent family, be corrupt as hell, or the new trend of celebrity politics-- I see Will Smith, Alec Baldwin, Ben Affleck, and others just waiting to jump into politics...

that's only because we live in a stupid men world

Silovik: minnesotaboy: Power comes in many forms. Clinton is about to become Secretary of State. Subby has achieved the hero worship of some male FARKers for lets say: two hours?

Who is more powerful?

Oh on a different topic, has anyone noticed that with the Clinton and Kennedy legacy politics, America has descended to another plateau in our fall to third world status? That is the process whereby only certain families can achieve in politics, which is kind of like India's caste system and Korea's nepotism (north and south).

Next our leaders will start wearing funny hats and holding military ranks while in civilian office. Just wait. It's coming.

Kind of like taking the highest military intelligence officer and placing him in charge of civilian intelligence... can't stand that move.

But America has had several political families starting I guess with John Adams/John Quincy Adams. The real problem is the amount of wealth to campaign either demands that you come from a prominent family, be corrupt as hell, or the new trend of celebrity politics-- I see Will Smith, Alec Baldwin, Ben Affleck, and others just waiting to jump into politics...

Celebrity Politics? Ronald Reagan surrenders!

well, if he could remember where he left that white flag...

is not happy with tfa!

"Not 'till January."

Came here for the Ali G references... Leaving disappointed.

Dwarf, subby, not midget.

Subby goes for the low humor.

Occam's Nailfile: As powerful as she is, one of these days, a Bosnian sniper will punch her ticket.

Came for the Bosnian sniper reference
/leaving satisfied

Worlds Most Powerful Woman who hasn't been groped by George W. Bush



/facepalm for my country

Can't resist adding another sniper joke

1derful: Oprah doesn't really do anything. Her power is derived from her ability to influence people, not from any active power she has.

Ummm, the ability to influence others is one of the strongest forms of power there is. If I say "Do this" and fifty people instantly jump up to fulfill my bidding, I am literally a man with the strength of fifty. If fifty thousand people jump up, I am someone who could change the course of nations. That's nothing to sneeze at.

What sort of power did you think she should have? A nuclear stockpile? Laser-firing eyes? The ability to eat cheesecake without increasing in mass? Sure, she's not a world leader or a mighty comic book character, but if you view her with any form of objectivity, you've got to admit she's quite powerful. Ed Wuncler III and Gin Rummy wouldn't just try kidnapping any old chump.

I wonder when the popcorn joke will get old.

Penis

EdgeRunner: 1derful: Oprah doesn't really do anything. Her power is derived from her ability to influence people, not from any active power she has.

Ummm, the ability to influence others is one of the strongest forms of power there is. If I say "Do this" and fifty people instantly jump up to fulfill my bidding, I am literally a man with the strength of fifty. If fifty thousand people jump up, I am someone who could change the course of nations. That's nothing to sneeze at.

What sort of power did you think she should have? A nuclear stockpile? Laser-firing eyes? The ability to eat cheesecake without increasing in mass? Sure, she's not a world leader or a mighty comic book character, but if you view her with any form of objectivity, you've got to admit she's quite powerful. Ed Wuncler III and Gin Rummy wouldn't just try kidnapping any old chump.

But Oprah's powered waned when she endorsed Obama over Clinton. A weakness was exposed that Hillary can exploit down the road, need be.

traryni: I wonder when the popcorn joke will get old.

Probably the same time as that sarcasm fad the youngsters are so wild about

From_The_Year_2000: traryni: I wonder when the popcorn joke will get old.

Probably the same time as that sarcasm fad the youngsters are so wild about

These Belt Onions will never go away either. They are the style you know.

Nemo's Brother: But Oprah's powered waned when she endorsed Obama over Clinton. A weakness was exposed that Hillary can exploit down the road, need be.

Which weakness is that, exactly? Her ability to side with a winner instead of a loser? Somehow I don't think that will prove to be the magical anti-Oprah kryptonite.

From_The_Year_2000: traryni: I wonder when the popcorn joke will get old.

Probably the same time as that sarcasm fad the youngsters are so wild about

get your popcorn everyone this is going to get ugly

EdgeRunner:
Ummm, the ability to influence others is one of the strongest forms of power there is. If I say "Do this" and fifty people instantly jump up to fulfill my bidding, I am literally a man with the strength of fifty. If fifty thousand people jump up, I am someone who could change the course of nations. That's nothing to sneeze at.

What sort of power did you think she should have? A nuclear stockpile? Laser-firing eyes? The ability to eat cheesecake without increasing in mass? Sure, she's not a world leader or a mighty comic book character, but if you view her with any form of objectivity, you've got to admit she's quite powerful. Ed Wuncler III and Gin Rummy wouldn't just try kidnapping any old chump.


Influence is not derived from any "ability". It speaks more to peoples' gullibility than a person's power. If Oprah says "read this book", no one really has to. People do for their own personal reasons, but not because of some innate or developed ability that she posses.

There are plenty of corpses who have a ton of influence in the world today, and death is the most powerless state that exists.

1derful: Influence is not derived from any "ability".

So charisma, charm and persuasiveness aren't abilities? Really now?

EdgeRunner: Nemo's Brother: But Oprah's powered waned when she endorsed Obama over Clinton. A weakness was exposed that Hillary can exploit down the road, need be.

Which weakness is that, exactly? Her ability to side with a winner instead of a loser? Somehow I don't think that will prove to be the magical anti-Oprah kryptonite.

She pissed off a large faction of her base and suffered for in in PR, ratings and advertising revenue. She has probably mended most if not all of those bridges, but Oprah is a cult as well. Not everyone who watches is a member, but a lot of them are.