He's taking over for O.J. looking for the real torturers.

Why is it these farks only want to tell the truth when there's a profit to be made from it?

/DIAF, Gonzo

dracos31: Why is it these farks only want to tell the truth when there's a profit to be made from it?

/DIAF, Gonzo

Hello, Republicans, duh.

Man, Karma must be a real biatch

/Suck it, Alberto
//Enjoy the assistant manager postion at Taco Bell

So he couldn't get hired by McDonald's or Wal-Mart? That's pathetic

Bush will give him a pardon same way he will give Libby a pardon.

I'm surprised Gonzales hasn't been able to find a steady job after exiting the administration (no doubt while leaving a trail of slime behind him.)

I would think that Fox News or some conservative "think" tank would snap him up in a heartbeat.

As for Gonzales trying to downplay his role in attempting to justify torture... he was the farking Attorney General! Does he really believe people are that stupid?

DubyaHater: Man, Karma must be a real biatch

Karma is nowhere near issuing its payment, it had to hire an accounting firm due to the sheer volume of offences.

Riche
I'm surprised Gonzales hasn't been able to find a steady job after exiting the administration (no doubt while leaving a trail of slime behind him.)

I would think that Fox News or some conservative "think" tank would snap him up in a heartbeat.

His well-connected subordinates, like the author of the torture memo and others equally egregious, have all been rewarded, sometimes with a federal judgeship or tenure at a law school.

Nobody told Alberto that Bush loyalty is only one way, and if you're a mescan and in get in way over your head, you've got less than nothing since you trusted Republicans. Bush probably even hates you because you got into law school.

Riche: I'm surprised Gonzales hasn't been able to find a steady job after exiting the administration (no doubt while leaving a trail of slime behind him.)

I would think that Fox News or some conservative "think" tank would snap him up in a heartbeat.

As for Gonzales trying to downplay his role in attempting to justify torture... he was the farking Attorney General! Does he really believe people are that stupid?

A ridiculous book advance is one way to pay him off and guys like Murdoch have publishing operations.

BalugaJoe: Bush will give him a pardon same way he will give Libby a pardon.

Do try and keep up. Scooter Libbys sentence has been commuted. But no pardon. Thanks for playing. Go read a book.

Walker, that picture says it all

If he recalls one single bit of information in that book that he couldn't recall during that hearing, he should be tried for treason.

There should be outrage.

OUTRAGE

"What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service?" he said during an interview Tuesday, offering his most extensive comments since leaving government.

Amendment VIII

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Now get the hell off my lawn!

He is a jerk who should die.

Weaver95:
Amendment VIII

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Now get the hell off my lawn!

You, with your ridiculous clinging to quaint and obsolete rules, have no place in Our New America.

/I think anyone who says Bush wasn't one of our most awful presidents has already completely forgotten about Gonzo.
//and, yes, I know what the Teapot Dome scandal was about.

Uh... This is really pathetic how he couldn't land a job...

Really? Havard Graduate, Lawyer, Judge, and US freaking Attorney General, now unemployed?

Maybe he can write it from prison, like Hitler.

Cletus from Canuckistan: What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service? ... for some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."


WHAT. THE. FARK.

The Republican Party is built on the culture of victimhood. No single Republican has EVER done anything wrong. If you thought they had, you just don't understand, it was all libruls' fault, and the MSM Media.

Personal Responsibility. Not Theirs.

FTFH: "Shockingly, no publisher is willing to print 400 pages of "I can't recall."

Let me point out:
1) Hilary Clinton, current junior senator for New York and designated Secretary of State for the Obama administration claimed while under oath during the hearings for her attempt to shanhai the US healthcare system that she 'did not recall/remember' and variations thereof OVER 120 times.

2) She STILL claims she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary(sp) for his heroic climbing of Mt Everest EVEN THOUGH HE MADE THE CLIMB THREE YEARS AFTER SHE WAS BORN.

Subby, your hatred of people with differing political views is truly infantile.

nugz4lunch: If he recalls one single bit of information in that book that he couldn't recall during that hearing, he should be tried for treason.

There should be outrage.

OUTRAGE

I think it is called contempt, or perverting the course of justice.

mfaby: FTFH: "Shockingly, no publisher is willing to print 400 pages of "I can't recall."

Let me point out:
1) Hilary Clinton, current junior senator for New York and designated Secretary of State for the Obama administration claimed while under oath during the hearings for her attempt to shanhai the US healthcare system that she 'did not recall/remember' and variations thereof OVER 120 times.

2) She STILL claims she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary(sp) for his heroic climbing of Mt Everest EVEN THOUGH HE MADE THE CLIMB THREE YEARS AFTER SHE WAS BORN.

Subby, your hatred of people with differing political views is truly infantile.

I don't know why you want to bring Hillary into a Aberto Gonazles topics, but
1. Different circumstances I'm too lazy to do research.
2. October 2006- Clinton spokesperson; "....she was not named after Sir Edmund after all....It was a sweet family story her mother shared to inspire greatness in her daughter, to great results I might add.." So their camp did give us the reason.

It may be that you are full of shiat. Again, don't know why you're pushing Hillary Clinton in here and have the nerve to use this phrase "hatred of people with differing political views is truly infantile" with a straight face.

mfaby: Subby, your hatred of people with differing political views is truly infantile.

So you're saying you have no problem with Clinton's alleged lying at all, and that Gonzales' lying repeatedly under oath about key decisions he made as AG is on par with with an apocryphal story about why your parents gave you your first name?

Cletus from Canuckistan: What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service? ... for some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."

WHAT. THE. FARK.



THIS is a casualty of the war on terror.



THIS is a casualty of the war on terror.



THIS is a pudgy sycophant who got left public life long after he should have, and deserves much worse.

mfaby: FTFH: "Shockingly, no publisher is willing to print 400 pages of "I can't recall."

Let me point out:

[wah wah wah the Clintons wah wah wah]

Subby, your hatred of people with differing political views is truly infantile.

What the FARK did Hillary Clinton have to do with any of this? Are you suggesting that because Hillary Clinton stonewalled during testimony (about health care reform) that it's okay for Alberto Gonzalez to stonewall during testimony (about torturing human beings)? Really? Even if the two were equivalent, which they aren't, how does one justify the other?

Your argument seems to be that your shiat stinks as badly as the other side's. Well fine. But you know what?

YOUR. SHIAT. STILL. STINKS.

Poor Gonzo. He thought Bush loyalty was a 2-way street.

aden_nak: mfaby: FTFH: "Shockingly, no publisher is willing to print 400 pages of "I can't recall."

Let me point out:

[wah wah wah the Clintons wah wah wah]

Subby, your hatred of people with differing political views is truly infantile.

What the FARK did Hillary Clinton have to do with any of this? Are you suggesting that because Hillary Clinton stonewalled during testimony (about health care reform) that it's okay for Alberto Gonzalez to stonewall during testimony (about torturing human beings)? Really? Even if the two were equivalent, which they aren't, how does one justify the other?

Your argument seems to be that your shiat stinks as badly as the other side's. Well fine. But you know what?

YOUR. SHIAT. STILL. STINKS.

That's the way republicans exhibit that personal responsibility they are always yapping about.

/but mom, those other kids did it to.

Hush. His assumption is the only person that can hate Alberto Gonzales is a Democrat, and that all Democrats defend all Democrat actions, and that all situations can be pulled out of context and still apply so long as they are similarly structured in a sentence. Let him believe, okay?

mfaby: Subby, your hatred of people with differing political views is truly infantile.

ifarkthereforiam:

That's the way republicans exhibit that personal responsibility they are always yapping about.

/but mom, those other kids did it to.

If your ideological enemy does something bad, then they are the bad guy. Which makes you the good guy.

No matter what.

FTFA What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service?" he said during an interview Tuesday, offering his most extensive comments since leaving government

During a lunch meeting two blocks from the White House, where he served under his longtime friend, President George W. Bush, Mr. Gonzales said that "for some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."

It's like the political Darwin Awards. How do you become a casualty of a WAR you helped START?

Oh, yeahh. I remember but he cannot recall.

/+1 subby

Argh2: mfaby: Subby, your hatred of people with differing political views is truly infantile.

So you're saying you have no problem with Clinton's alleged lying at all, and that Gonzales' lying repeatedly under oath about key decisions he made as AG is on par with with an apocryphal story about why your parents gave you your first name?

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

"What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service?" he said during an interview Tuesday, offering his most extensive comments since leaving government.

Wow. Maybe he really doesn't recall!

I wish we had a Congress with the balls to charge him with perjury if he does tell something that he answered "I do not recall" to.

mfaby:

Let me point out:
1) Hilary Clinton, current junior senator for New York and designated Secretary of State for the Obama administration claimed while under oath during the hearings for her attempt to shanhai the US healthcare system that she 'did not recall/remember' and variations thereof OVER 120 times.

2) She STILL claims she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary(sp) for his heroic climbing of Mt Everest EVEN THOUGH HE MADE THE CLIMB THREE YEARS AFTER SHE WAS BORN.

Subby, your hatred of people with differing political views is truly infantile.




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

....*breath*....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!



Are you farking serious?


If I was in the room with Mr. Gonzales when he said he was a victim of the War on Terror I would have simply gotten up and left. No point in listening to a damn thing the "man" says.

I think he's being fair about it. Seeing how 9/11 harmed Bush more than anyone else. Heck, that pretzel almost killed the poor guy. 9/11. War on Terror Casualty.

His effort to legitimize torture is what really put him in the cesspool with the rest of those turds in the administration.

Pompatus:
/I think anyone who says Bush wasn't one of our most awful presidents has already completely forgotten about Gonzo.
//and, yes, I know what the Teapot Dome scandal was about.

Really, the only takeaway that I have with Gonzales' tenure is that he proved that it was possible to have a worse AG than John Ashcroft.

Wow the repeat headline just got relegated to the TF pile.

Interesting,, I guess.

I think he's evil because he actually wanted to suspend the right of habeas corpus. Given that he was basically the top law enforcement official, cherry-picking which parts of the Constitution you've sworn to uphold ought to result in immediate firing.

Then he has the balls to claim he's a victim of the war on terror?! A lot of disabled vets would probably like a word with him.

Farking twatwaffle...

Let's all chip in and buy a purple heart bandaid for the bastard.