Can't believe this guy wants to be a preacher.

Cant we just let this one slide ?

really he spends anymore time in prison he is going to come out and start an east west rap war ending in the CIA murdering puff daddies daddy

Awesome headline, subby. I lol'd

gopher321: Can't believe this guy wants to be a preacher.

*I* want to be a preacher.

Granted is more of a

faith... and it's broken because I know that the Christian-Islamo-Jeudaeo "god" isn't real. But beyond that, I'm ready to lead your impressionable Americans to the promised land of my bank account.

The_Time_Master: *I* want to be a preacher.

*I* want to be a pirate.

RIAA might get him for sharing his own music

Jeez tardmitter, why is this in the Music tab?

Drug and Theft charges? I guess his "acting" career never panned out, huh?

rocky_howard: Jeez tardmitter, why is this in the Music tab?

some would say dmx used to affiliated with making music...

/though i'm not in that collective some

lolz. You know, I've never listened to 'DMX' (lol) so I don't give a rats ass. But...not for nothing, but has this rap failure ever admitted he took his name from the Oberheim DMX drum machine, marketed in the mid 80s? 'Cause, that's like, LAAAAME. It's as if a guitarist took the name "Champ 12" so he could seem more badass.

i got blood on my hands and theres no remorse
i got blood on my d*ck cuz i farked a corpse.
-dmx

This is/isn't a repeat?

Uh oh... he's committing crimes again. Must have a new album hitting store shelves soon.

blood on his what cuz why?

great lyrics, jackass person

Y'all went made him lose his mind.

Up the creek, up the creek.

The fact that he was one of the featured characters in this game (new window)
permanently robs him of any claim to any sort of street cred.

An interview with DMX (new window)

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You're not? You know there's a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there's Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fark is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fark?! That ain't no farkin' name, yo. That ain't that nubian's name. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fark outta here.

JohnnyDanger: lolz. You know, I've never listened to 'DMX' (lol) so I don't give a rats ass. But...not for nothing, but has this rap failure ever admitted he took his name from the Oberheim DMX drum machine, marketed in the mid 80s? 'Cause, that's like, LAAAAME. It's as if a guitarist took the name "Champ 12" so he could seem more badass.

Well, I've been swilling Robitussin for the last day in an attempt to breathe through my nose and not puke when I cough, so...

Oh, wait, never mind.

/would it have been cooler or less cool if he'd chosen "DXM" instead? Discuss.

Stop, drop, shut 'em down open up shop
OH, NO
Ruff ryder goin' to jail...

This justs goes to prove all the money in the world can`t fix stupid.