He definitely embodies the whole "new conservative" ideology with his racist views...

/yeah, yeah, yeah.... it was meant as "comedy"
//sure...
///can only imagine what he thinks about us gays

Racism? In my Republican Party?



It's more likely that you think.

Why does every single Republican politician in America have the same exact haircut?

Racist republicans with horrible comb overs? Say it ain't so!

sigdiamond2000: Why does every single Republican politician in America have the same exact haircut?

Perhaps it's because they're all sycophantic troglodytes who lack originality? Oh yeah: IMHO, of course.

It's interesting to see that Republicans are now becoming more open about their liberalism. By happily admitting that they used something created by a liberal (a black liberal, no less) as a joke against themselves they seem to be acknowledging their changing beliefs.

Good for you, guys. It's nice to see such refreshingly progressive behavior.

Congratulations, Republicans - you're completely farked.

Seriously, this is the face of your party.

Cracker, please.

Nice.

Well on the way to nominating Palin in 2012.

Something else to chew on: Has anyone ever met anyone named Skip, Chip, or Kip who wasn't a complete asshole?

"Barack the magic negro"




Had a very shiny nose ?

sigdiamond2000: Something else to chew on: Has anyone ever met anyone named Skip, Chip, or Kip who wasn't a complete asshole?

I knew a Chip in college who wasn't an asshole. But he had plenty of other issues to compensate.

I don't which is worse today: Being in the GOP or being an Illinois Democrat.

It's hilarious to see the Republican party disintegrating. Rather than learn from what happened in November and ask what to do to gain back the moderate voters Obama took away, the crazies in the party are seizing control. By doing so, they're working to make sure that no one but the hardcores who think Jeebus wants them to vote for a Republican will do so.

/Palin '12!

jake_lex: It's hilarious to see the Republican party disintegrating. Rather than learn from what happened in November and ask what to do to gain back the moderate voters Obama took away, the crazies in the party are seizing control. By doing so, they're working to make sure that no one but the hardcores who think Jeebus wants them to vote for a Republican will do so.

/Palin '12!

Indeed. If this guy is appointed, it's the final nail in the coffin.

jake_lex: It's hilarious to see the Republican party disintegrating. Rather than learn from what happened in November and ask what to do to gain back the moderate voters Obama took away, the crazies in the party are seizing control. By doing so, they're working to make sure that no one but the hardcores who think Jeebus wants them to vote for a Republican will do so.

/Palin '12!

If the GOP elects this guy as their leader, the party should be forcibly disbanded. All of their elected officials should be forced to step down and a new era of reconstruction should begin. This is farking ridiculous.

sloppy shoes: If the GOP elects this guy as their leader, the party should be forcibly disbanded. All of their elected officials should be forced to step down and a new era of reconstruction should begin. This is farking ridiculous.

Demographics tell us that this will be unnecessary, appealing to racists is a dead end suicide strategy anyway.

Remember when everyone said about the Democratic party, "Seriously, are they trying to lose???"

And...then...they retook everything.

FTFA: "I don't think he intended it as any kind of racial slur. I think he intended it as a humor gift," Oklahoma GOP Committeewoman Carolyn McClarty added.

I think you and Sarah Palin need to shut your whore mouths and go iron my shirts when you're done baking my pie. I don't know who gave you dumb coonts the right to vote let alone serve in the government.

What? It was only intended as a humor gift...

This is what they call "Playing to the base"

burndtdan: i89.photobucket.com

Great. Vote Nitwit/Takeashiat

I remember a few short years ago when their chairmanapologized for decades of RNC race baiting.

Personally, I endorse Chip Saltsman for RNC chairman. The longer the wilderness, the better.

Dude! The song was not racist! This is a case of media hyper sensitivity! GAh

Stupid libtard media!

Brown Sauce: I remember a few short years ago when their chairmanapologized for decades of RNC race baiting.

Yeah...that put them on a clean slate :D

Diogenes: I don't which is worse today: Being in the GOP or being an Illinois Democrat.

I'll bet you not every member of the GOP knows the end of this jingle;

"Five-eight-eight... Two-three-hundred..."

sigdiamond2000: Something else to chew on: Has anyone ever met anyone named Skip, Chip, or Kip who wasn't a complete asshole?

I know a Chip and a Skippy that aren't assholes. To be fair though, those aren't their real names, just nicknames they got somehow.

So if you thought the music is funny, you might be a redneck?

jake_lex: It's hilarious to see the Republican party disintegrating. Rather than learn from what happened in November and ask what to do to gain back the moderate voters Obama took away, the crazies in the party are seizing control.

Oh I dunno, notice how the "War On Christmas" was kinda downplayed this year?

brubakan: Dude! The song was not racist! This is a case of media hyper sensitivity! GAh

Stupid libtard media!

Calling the president-elect a Magic Negro, and then in another verse saying: "he makes guilty whites feel good", sure sounds racist to me.

The greatest damnation is that it's not even clever.

Please not another Jewish "conservative". Didn't the GOP learn their lesson with the last bunch?

This is the same party that cried like babies on election day because blacks and hispanics are abandoning them in even greater numbers.

If the GOP wants new voters, put a bullet in the good ol' boy network's head and get back to fiscal conservatism. If not, STFU.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Oh I dunno, notice how the "War On Christmas" was kinda downplayed this year?

I think that might be more due to the infighting. Hell, even Bill O'rly is telling his viewers they're wrong once in a while.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf
Diogenes: I don't which is worse today: Being in the GOP or being an Illinois Democrat.

I'll bet you not every member of the GOP knows the end of this jingle;

"Five-eight-eight... Two-three-hundred..."

...Empire...!

/When I was a kid, it seemed like WGN aired that commercial every ten minutes

Verrai: Personally, I endorse Chip Saltsman for RNC chairman. The longer the wilderness, the better.

Bingo, bango, bongo. Just keep on doing stupid shiat like this, then screaming about it. THEN, have a bunch of people say it was just a "gift" like that was the best gift EVAR.

Nope, that shouldn't drive more minorities away! Round up the fundies!!!

I think it is racist that all you libs are attacking a nice Hispanic like Chips Salsaman.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Diogenes: I don't which is worse today: Being in the GOP or being an Illinois Democrat.

I'll bet you not every member of the GOP knows the end of this jingle;

"Five-eight-eight... Two-three-hundred..."

Oh God damn you. I thought I'd purged that one from my memory.

/Amazing how the most memorable advertising is the least likely to generate sales.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Diogenes: I don't which is worse today: Being in the GOP or being an Illinois Democrat.

I'll bet you not every member of the GOP knows the end of this jingle;

"Five-eight-eight... Two-three-hundred..."

I grew up in Chicago, and didn't hear that jingle for nearly two decades after I moved away (except for a brief cameo in Wayne's World).

Just last month, I heard that familiar ♫ 5-8-8, 2-3-0-0... Em PIRE! ♫ emanating from a TV here in southern Ohio... GAHHH!

If that's the same Empire Carpet guy (sounds exactly like he did when I was a kid), he must have acquired the secrets of lichdom from Dick Clark or Fidel Castro.

sigdiamond2000: Something else to chew on: Has anyone ever met anyone named Skip, Chip, or Kip who wasn't a complete asshole?

I've never known anyone named Skip or Chip, but in high school I was on the debate team with a guy named Kip who was the biggest asshole ever.

Hey, I thought it was funny. But then again, I have a weird sense of human.

McManus_brothers: Hey, I thought it was funny. But then again, I have a weird sense of humanhumor.

We seriously need a preview function here.

BMulligan: I've never known anyone named Skip or Chip, but in high school I was on the debate team with a guy named Kip who was the biggest asshole ever.

You never met my neighbor, Chad.

Parthenogenetic: If that's the same Empire Carpet guy (sounds exactly like he did when I was a kid), he must have acquired the secrets of lichdom from Dick Clark or Fidel Castro.

The creepy animations they have now kinda scare me. Not as much as Zombie Orville Redenbacher, though.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Oh I dunno, notice how the "War On Christmas" was kinda downplayed this year?

I credit that to the economic collapse. People had so many real problems to worry about, the fake problems got pushed to the side.

Darn it, the GOP has really found THE winning strategy, the Democrats are going to lose in 2010 and in 2012. I hope that the Republicans don't start insulting other minority groups as well as then the Democratic party will have an even harder battle to keep seats in Congress.

SherKhan: The greatest damnation is that it's not even clever.

And yet it comes closer to being funny than anything they did on Faux's conservative version of The Daily Show.

Chip Saltsman

I'm about as white as a guy can get, and I'd like to say that this may be the whitest name I've ever encountered. I bet he shiats argyle socks and timely-filed tax returns.

And on that note, let's get some whitey jokes out there.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What do you call a mob of white people in Detriot burning down the city?
Stanley Cup winners.

Why do white people like to play hockey?
It's the only way to get away with beating something black while not being a cop.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. White guys will screw anything.

What's white and ten inches long?
Nothing.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?
Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 200 black guys?
Warden.

What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.

What do you call a thousand white people at the bottom of the ocean?
The Titanic.

/it's OK...one of my good friends is white

MojoFraggle: brubakan: Dude! The song was not racist! This is a case of media hyper sensitivity! GAh

Stupid libtard media!

Calling the president-elect a Magic Negro, and then in another verse saying: "he makes guilty whites feel good", sure sounds racist to me.

Actually, it's not blatantly racist. It's all in reference to an LA Times op-ed titled: "Obama the 'Magic Negro'", written by David Ehrenstein, who is definitely not a Republican.

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-ehrenstein19mar19,0,5335087.story?co ll =la-opinion-center

From the op-ed:

"But it's clear that Obama also is running for an equally important unelected office, in the province of the popular imagination - the "Magic Negro."

The Magic Negro is a figure of postmodern folk culture, coined by snarky 20th century sociologists, to explain a cultural figure who emerged in the wake of Brown vs. Board of Education. "He has no past, he simply appears one day to help the white protagonist," reads the description on Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro .

He's there to assuage white "guilt" (i.e., the minimal discomfort they feel) over the role of slavery and racial segregation in American history, while replacing stereotypes of a dangerous, highly sexualized black man with a benign figure for whom interracial sexual congress holds no interest.


/Playing devil's advocate.
//Still, the guy's song was still done in poor taste. And he deserves criticism for what he did.