Huh. Lights going out and a kick in the balls, indeed.

Sweet! That chick is hot.

When I'm 50... if I pass out in the arms of my hot 23 year old girlfriend while visiting Prague, I'll expect a tag.

Was he in a town called malice?

In related news John Lennon of The Beatles still dead

Ah, drunks. We make some of the best music.

He was just caught up in the whirlwind of his ever-changing moods.

/got nuthin'

Now for those of you watching in black and white, this one is in technicolour.

Looks like he's 'Weller Come Tumbling Down'...

(lame. loves me some Paul Weller though, in all his iterations)

He's sleeping on the spot (fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa)

/Groan

To be someone must be a wonderful thing.

Oh god. A gutter? How cliche

See me stumbling around, I'm the boy about town that you heard of...

At least he wasn't down in the tube station with his English Rose

looks like the skank finally took the drunk to her favorite home, the gutter.

unfarkingbelievable: looks like the skank finally took the drunk to her favorite home, the gutter.

Is that a Jam song, or Style Council?

Well, that's entertainment.

/la la la.
//la lala la la.
///la. la. la. la. la.

nirwana: unfarkingbelievable: looks like the skank finally took the drunk to her favorite home, the gutter.

Is that a Jam song, or Style Council?

The Stranglers.

Yes, but I wonder how she feels today.

Har, here's a tip to all trophy girlfriends - guys in their 50s can only stand you straddling them for a few minutes. Knees, you know. When he made her stand up I LOLed from sad experience.

And this video should be in the urban dictionary next to the definition of "drunk chick."

For the record, From The Floorboards Up is one kickass song.

/that is all

was it down in the tube station at midnight?

GrizzlyAdamsRox: For the record, From The Floorboards Up is one kickass song.

/that is all
yup.
floorboards (new window)

Wow he's a long time drinker but he was acting like an absolute beginner.

/Got nothin'.

Paul Weller can lie wherever he wants. That man has earned it ten times over.

I bet the Prague police were extremely surprised to see two Brits completely hammered and passed out in the street.