WTF?

How about an iPhone app that tracks paid links?

I thought it was "Aunt Flo"?

I read the headline and thought: This isn't new, iWoman has been out forever. But then I read the article, and realized the headline was misleading. This app is used by men to keep track of their girlfriend(s). I can't see this selling very well, but then again I cannot believe the amount of people who have paid a dollar for iFart.

liberalish: I thought it was "Aunt Flo"?

No, I believe that's a Finding Nemo character.

cambie: I read the headline and thought: This isn't new, iWoman has been out forever. But then I read the article, and realized the headline was misleading. This app is used by men to keep track of their girlfriend(s). I can't see this selling very well, but then again I cannot believe the amount of people who have paid a dollar for iFart.

yeah i was going to say iWoman was like one of the first health apps for the iphone.

Seriously? Which is more terrifying: seven days or 9 months?

yawn
a calendar app!!
everybody panic

love the "diff" passwords for each girl feature

Every guy knows to take note of this information when the women in his life mention it.

It's a survival instinct, much as ancient Man took note of the changing of the seasons and the migratory patterns of the animals he depended on for food.

I don't have it marked down in a calender in red ink or anything, but I know the last week of the month I need to be careful around my girlfriend. Careful or generouse & understanding. Preferably scarce.

Hatchet wound

I've had a recurring 28 day schedule on my Outlook calendar for years. It is surprisingly accurate. even when her schedule changes from stress or having a cold or something, I leave the calendar alone and she comes back into sync with it.

SteakMan: I've had a recurring 28 day schedule on my Outlook calendar for years.

Seriously, which guy doesn't? It's basic survival.

Obviously an app for guys

They should retitle the app the "Shark Week" scheduler.

I bought a cheapo cellphone in Hong Kong five years ago and it had this feature. Never used it.

Q: Why does it take three women with PMS to change a lightbulb?

A: Because it just does OK?!!!!

My girlfriend wrote something like that for her palm pilot a few years ago.
I still find it hard to believe she needed a computer app considering how organized (and regular) she is.

This should be the alarm
Down to the Old Pub Instead (new window)

Cue all the people saying "Well I was doing this on (insert device here) years ago, with (insert app here), this is nothing new. But since it's for an Apple product it's news."

This app is a GREAT idea for the GUY to have. You'll know when she is most likely to cheat on you.

Is it called "iBleed"?

Wrong subby. If it bleeds, we can kill it.



/Get to dah hotlink

liberalish: I thought it was "Aunt Flo"?

I believe it is Aunt Flo, subby is confused.

So it's not just for men anymore?

No offense to the ladies, but how can you possibly argue for the same salary level when all men know that you all do nothing but biatch for 11 days out of the month - coming, going, on, off, etc etc. No offense, but MAN FREAKING UP AND STOP BIATCHING ABOUT IT.

rubi_con_man: No offense to the ladies, but how can you possibly argue for the same salary level when all men know that you all do nothing but biatch for 11 days out of the month - coming, going, on, off, etc etc. No offense, but MAN FREAKING UP AND STOP BIATCHING ABOUT IT.

6/10. But I still lol'd.

Haw haw, decade-old South Park reference!

Do "Patrick Duffy leg" next!!!

the funny thing is, they have had these "software" many years ago for Palms...

the sad part is...why?

Remember:
You don't have to worry when your girl gets her period.
You have to worry when she doesn't

AnEvilGuest: My girlfriend wrote something like that for her palm pilot a few years ago.
I still find it hard to believe she needed a computer app considering how organized (and regular) she is.

Maybe she needed it for scheduling with another guy..

I generally refer to it as the "red army."

Then again, I'm German and she's Polish.

The headline really did not capture the magic of this article.

Side note: Scalpisin commercial with 3 women talking about how they "dropped the itch" and at first I thought they said "Drop the biatch"

Why do you need an app to mark every 28 days? Same day every fourth week is marked on my Google calendar with a label only I understand.

Big Dave: Every guy knows to take note of this information when the women in his life mention it.

It's a survival instinct, much as ancient Man took note of the changing of the seasons and the migratory patterns of the animals he depended on for food.

I don't have it marked down in a calender in red ink or anything, but I know the last week of the month I need to be careful around my girlfriend. Careful or generouse & understanding. Preferably scarce.

Indeed, you don't think the ancient pagans tracked the lunar cycles, charted the stars and worshiped fertility goddesses because they were mystical believers of the supernatural...... It was farking because they were trying to make sense of the madness women inflict on us every month....

Funny thing, we were joking about this kind of thing the other day. I told my friends that i wanted to make a database that has every chicks period time registered, so if you pick someone up at the bar, you dont get a red penis.

Looks like someone will be profiting off my invention