She looks as surprised as anybody.

Damn you...

*tear*

Who?

Katy Perry is hotter, albeit less talented.

Finally, a Fark T-shirt I would consider buying!

I want to live where the sole meats body.

Fark you, Zooey Deschanel, fark you!!!

/likes indie boys

Infernal Wedgie: Fark you, Zooey Deschanel, fark you!!!



I think that's why we're supposed to be hating on Ben Gibbard.

And I am!

Worst. Engagement. Ever.

He'll follow her into the dark.

IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

/nudge
//nudge

God dammit.

Ah well congrats Ben. I wish you hadn't been rewarded for mainstreaming your music, but whatever.fark!

Hell, I thought he was gay.

Yeah, like you had a chance subby.

Bah bahhhhhh

This is the sound of (Zooey) settling

Bah bahhhhhh, bah bahhhhhh, bah bahhhhhh

/No problem with Gibbard, just felt like making the reference
//Congrats to them

i always liked her sister better...

Zooey's eyeballs were the scariest thing going in 'The Happening.' Some schmo wants to set himself to wake up to that all the farking time? Okay.

Come a grey, grey dawn in their future together, and Ben rolls over to see GIANT EYEBALLS STARING INTO HIS SOUL. Ben will gibber, and from his howling, torn mouth will come the names of dead stars, and below the sea, the forgotten ones will rise. Ia! Ia!

That girl is crazy hot and hooks up with nerds.

Things are looking up for yours truly.

tell me, am I right to think that there could be nothing better
than making you my bride and slowly growing old together

Huge fan of Death Cab and Postal Service..but no idea who the girl is. Judging by the fact that people are upset, I suppose that's a good thing.

She's an actress and was in Almost Famous, Elf, and The Assassination of Jesse James by...the title is too long to finish and she's the lead singer of She & Him

Trunks378: She's an actress and was in Almost Famous, Elf, and The Assassination of Jesse James by...the title is too long to finish and she's the lead singer of She & Him

She's also the object of many men's lustful desires. Let's not forget that little bit of information.

Loved her in All The Real Girls

TheScruple: Finally, a Fark T-shirt I would consider buying!



thanks for the laugh.

FreakinB: Bah bahhhhhh

This is the sound of (Zooey) settling

Bah bahhhhhh, bah bahhhhhh, bah bahhhhhh

/No problem with Gibbard, just felt like making the reference
//Congrats to them

Well done

defiancecp: tell me, am I right to think that there could be nothing better
than making you my bride and slowly growing old together

In my youth that was my favorite line of all time. It occurs to me now that I'm using 'of all time' incorrectly, but the point pretty much remains

The day after Hurricane Katrina hit and everything I had known was in a vortex of Suck and confusion...I still managed to get my mitts on Plans, which was released as the storm was making landfall.

So yeah, I'm a fan! :)

Narrow Stairs sort of gnawed at me at first, but it's becoming a favorite. 'Grapevine Fires' has to be one of the most infectious, haunting songs I've heard in a while.

/Ok...ok....I logged into the unprotected router where I was and forwarded a port so I could download Plans. The motivation was the same, though. I had to have that farking album come hell or, erm, high water.

I'm a fan of them both and I didn't even know they were dating. Lots of lonely songs by the both. Upset to see Zooey taken off the market, but best of luck to them.

Came here to post the exact same headline.

/Inconsolable
//Still like TPC and DCFD

WolfinPDX: //Still like TPC and DCFD

Er, TPS rather

/I've been drinking
//Time for another one

What? No "PENIS GOES WHERE?????" photoshop on that pic?

I guess that meme is wearing thin....

MasonL87: Infernal Wedgie: Fark you, Zooey Deschanel, fark you!!!



I think that's why we're supposed to be hating on Ben Gibbard.

And I am!

I've been hating on Kevin Kline for decades, so this isn't new.

Now off my lawn!

/when is Zooey going to be on "Bones"?

So the next DCFC album is gonna suck then, right?

I don't feel any different.

She's very cute in a quirky sort of way.. I still haven't decided if this is good or bad that she's off the market though. Not like I or anyone here had a chance, so I guess it doesn't matter and I'll go back to looking at pictures of her and watching her movies like everyone else here does.

Also, apparently she does music too.. who the hell knew?

Well I'm sure it'll be a movie script wedding AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

/I'll go now

defiancecp tell me, am I right to think that there could be nothing better
than making you my bride and slowly growing old together

In my youth that was my favorite line of all time. It occurs to me now that I'm using 'of all time' incorrectly, but the point pretty much remains

What I want to know is, since the song is about six years old what are you defining as your "youth"?

i had never heard of Death Cab For Cutie until last night, when i discovered they had gotten their name from a song by Bonzo Dog Band (a.k.a. Bonzo Dog DooDah Band) which appeared in the Beatles movie Magical Mystery Tour. thanks, youtube!

(Niel Innes from Bonzo Dog Band wrote the music for the the movie The Rutles, as well as Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

What does M. Ward think of all this?

If you like Ben Gibbard's voice, you are a pussy.

OtherLittleGuy: MasonL87: Infernal Wedgie: Fark you, Zooey Deschanel, fark you!!!

/when is Zooey going to be on "Bones"?

She'd be great as Zach's replacement.

Who? And who?

/ooo...gotta go...I see some ne'erdowells trying to cut through my backyard

TwistedTenacity: If you like Ben Gibbard's voice, you are a pussy.

Your admonition of my tastes makes me question all my life's choices. I'm obviously of little value to humanity. Thank you for bringing me to the truth. I shall do away with myself now for the betterment of the world.

TwistedTenacity: If you like Ben Gibbard's voice, you are a pussy.

Cool.

shirtsbyeric: So the next DCFC album is gonna suck then, right?

Sadly, I think that is the way it must be.

Unless, of course, she rips his heart in two and then we get an amazing album.

TwistedTenacity: If you like Ben Gibbard's voice, you are a pussy.

I kind of agree with this troll. His voice is pretty lame and horrible. I own 3 or 4 Deathcab and Postal Service albums, BTW. As a weekend warrior musician who can't sing quite as well as I'd like, I appreciate a guy that doesn't have a good voice, but writes great lyrics and vocal melodies. In fact, his unassuming vocal stylings draw more attention to the lyrics, melodies, and overall soundscape. It works.

Love of mine, someday you will die.

/I'll be close behind.

whatever, he still looks like he touches the kiddies.

I thought she was already married to a movie producer.

Oh well.

I'm not sure which one to be more jealous of.