Who?

"Our bed"??? They are 16 and 19 and share a bed? GHEY INCEST!

Tr0mBoNe: Who?

They the new version of NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, NKOTB, Leif Garrett The Jackson Five, The Monkey's, The Beatles, Elvis, only way, way, way, way, way more gay and creepy

Hot.

Walker: "Our bed"??? They are 16 and 19 and share a bed? GHEY INCEST!

Well, considering how many people in the abstinence-only education generation believe that buttsex isn't actually sex, would it really come as any surprise that the preeminent abstinent entertainers of the day are totally gay?

Can we just put the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and the cast of High School Musical in a sealed room where they have to listen to their work over and over again? Sort of like Saw. We'll call it Quarantween.

mitchcumstein1: Tr0mBoNe: Who?

They the new version of NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, NKOTB, Leif Garrett The Jackson Five, The Monkey's, The Beatles, Elvis, only way, way, way, way, way more gay and creepy

Figured... Likely why I didn't hear about them.

Is Vegas taking bets on which brother dies from an overdose first?

Paris1127: We'll call it Quarantween.

Clever. +1

I love it how popular music has made the swing back to sappy, wholesome-y goodness. I fully expect the Lawrence Welk Hour to return, buoyed by all the rebellious children of this generation who just want to hold hands.

Paris1127: Can we just put the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and the cast of High School Musical in a sealed room where they have to listen to their work over and over again? Sort of like Saw. We'll call it Quarantween.

You're assuming real dolls can hear things in this scenario?

I shared a hotel floor with them for a week in philly. really, they had every other room on the floor.


It was fun to pretend the mobs of teenage girls in the lobby each day were for me.

McBatt: I shared a hotel floor with them for a week in philly. really, they had every other room on the floor.


It was fun to pretend the mobs of teenage girls in the lobby each day were for me.

Jeez, where the hell have YOU been? Forgot how cute you were. ;p

Tom Cruise is a huge fan of the Jonas Brothers. He invited them out
to his Colorado property to ride four wheelers.

got nothing

who are the jonass brothers ?

do they sing mmmmmbop

Do they unload their quads on each other?

So, when they lay in bed, talking about how awesome it would be when they get married, to they do this after a big pillow fight? Do they imagine a master bedroom with two twin beds, just like in old reruns of 'I Love Lucy'? Have they picked out the sheet that they are going to cut the hole into, so that on their honeymoon, they won't have to take that time out to cut the hole into the sheet before draping it over their new bride, before she gets undressed, and before he undresses, so they can have sex, but not see each other naked?

Or is this a goody-goody, Ned Flanders illusion cooked up by the folks at Disney to build a fan base in much the same way the girl duo 'Tatu' pretended to be lesbians?

Or are they just Mormons with that crazy dream of becoming the next Donnie and Marie Osman?

Well now, that certainly is latently homoerotic of them.

Walker: "Our bed"??? They are 16 and 19 and share a bed? GHEY INCEST!

I hate made up words like GHEY...worse still are people who use it incorrectly.

awfulperson: Jeez, where the hell have YOU been? Forgot how cute you were. ;p

Working, and planning more goofy international trips that will do nothing to further my chances at having a real career some day.


Next up: Australia!

Setsuna: I hate made up words like GHEY...worse still are people who use it incorrectly.

True, that completely defeats the purpose of the word 'ghey'

Dude, unless you're piled into a cramped attic hiding from the Nazis, it's not cool to sleep right next to your siblings. Unless you're twin sisters.

I'd guess the close beds thing probably has something to do with a tour bus.

And imagine how much it must suck for the one who is 21 having all those young girls throw themselves at him and and he KNOWS that if he goes for even 1 he'll get hit with a statutory charge.

from the article:

"Nick Jonas dreams about marrying the perfect woman - and often discusses his plans to wed with brother Joe. "

The way the sentence is worded it sounds like he wants to get married to the brother...

You're young, rich, inexplicably successful, and can have pretty much any girl you want (so long as you can avoid situations where you'll need to have a seat) and you're dreaming about marriage?!

Foot, meet bullet.

Clearly a sign of "You're Doing it Wrong". If I were a Jonas Brother I would only be dressed when out on stage or doing something for Disney. All other times I'd be naked banging one groupie after another, preferably teen groupie, teen groupie's mother, repeat until the next concert. Hell, I probably wouldn't ever need to masturbate again.

Great Janitor: Clearly a sign of "You're Doing it Wrong". If I were a Jonas Brother I would only be dressed when out on stage or doing something for Disney. All other times I'd be naked banging one groupie after another, preferably teen groupie, teen groupie's mother, repeat until the next concert. Hell, I probably wouldn't ever need to masturbate again.

I don't know anything about these fellas but I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's a studio created image and he's really balls deep in underage snatch every night.

If not, he's the dumbest motherfarker on the planet.

TTIUWP

McBatt: awfulperson: Jeez, where the hell have YOU been? Forgot how cute you were. ;p

Working, and planning more goofy international trips that will do nothing to further my chances at having a real career some day.


Next up: Australia!

Ah. Have friends that have migrated there temporarily from VA--her husband's an environmental engineer, hired to clean up one of several "Blue Sky Mines." But Australia's kind of like Florida--it sucks you in. Don't expect them to move back, well, ever. Keep getting e-mails from her: "maybe February, make that May, whoops, make that September!" :(

awfulperson: Paris1127: We'll call it Quarantween.

Clever. +1

I wish I could take credit, but all the credit goes to Joel McHale and the people at the Soup (new window)

cute but stupid.

http://myspace.com/daveyunderground

Oh god. This is just going to fuel the Jonas fanfics even more...

I never thought I would long for the "edginess" of Britney and Christina. How boring and white bread...

Brady Bunch thoughts people!

I have a four year-old daughter. I have done my level best to not expose her to any of the Miley Cyrus / Jonas Brothers / Camp Rock bullshiat, and yet here we are... my daughter is singing these songs nearly verbatim.

You can't avoid it.

yousmellysmellycack: .... are you telling me that people farking write Jonas brothers fan fiction?

Where the heck have you been? There's fanfics/slashfics of everything. It's kinda like Rule 34.

Mary Jane's First Dance: yousmellysmellycack: .... are you telling me that people farking write Jonas brothers fan fiction?

Where the heck have you been? There's fanfics/slashfics of everything. It's kinda like Rule 34.

It isn't like rule 34, it is rule 34.

offacue: Do they unload their quads on each other?

WIN AND DONE.

-Not that there's anything wrong with that.

One of them will be sucking dick for crack in 10 years, and we'll allll be laughing.

Jedi_Templar: Mary Jane's First Dance: yousmellysmellycack: .... are you telling me that people farking write Jonas brothers fan fiction?

Where the heck have you been? There's fanfics/slashfics of everything. It's kinda like Rule 34.

It isn't like rule 34, it is rule 34.

Hey. Hey. If there's a right place for superfluous "likes" then it's, like, a Jonas Brothers thread.

Chastain86: I have a four year-old daughter. I have done my level best to not expose her to any of the Miley Cyrus / Jonas Brothers / Camp Rock bullshiat, and yet here we are... my daughter is singing these songs nearly verbatim.

You can't avoid it.

My friend's five year old daughter sings Gary Numan & Kraftwerk songs and turns her nose up to all the Britney Spears, Jonas Brothers crap. It's a beautiful thing.

Paris1127: Can we just put the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and the cast of High School Musical in a sealed room where they have to listen to their work over and over again? Sort of like Saw. We'll call it Quarantween.

Get this man to Hollywood, they'll buy anything with those acts in it, you could just make it a movie and the kids will come out of it richer for the experience. You may even be able to make most of them quit music by the end of production or, dare I dream, write something decent.

Earl and Randy Hickey approve.

Mugato: it's a studio created image and he's really balls deep in underage snatch every night.


Why don't you have a seat.

/Right over there.

Bu..bu..butt sex.

mitchcumstein1: Tr0mBoNe: Who?

They the new version of NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, NKOTB, Leif Garrett The Jackson Five, The Monkey's, The Beatles, Elvis, only way, way, way, way, way more gay and creepy

FIFY. Say what you want about the others, but The Beatles and Elvis had talent and were very positive influences on popular music. The Jackson Five and the Monkees are also questionable regarding your list.

And you forgot Menudo, The Bay City Rollers, and Tool.

limboslam: -Not that there's anything wrong with that.

*THOSE* are the Jonas Brothers? Teen girls are wetting their knickers over those ugly little turds? Their mothers and older sisters really need to beat some sense into those clueless little bints.

...came here to say that I d owant me some underage snatch.

/h'ving a seat.

seminole87: buttsecks + incest = what????
= what what in the butt

Chastain86: I have a four year-old daughter. I have done my level best to not expose her to any of the Miley Cyrus / Jonas Brothers / Camp Rock bullshiat, and yet here we are... my daughter is singing these songs nearly verbatim.

You can't avoid it.

My sister and her husband have a 7 y.o. daughter who likes Hannah Montana. They were against her buying their daughter any Hannah Montana stuff until my mom bought her a Hannah Montana DVD, so they caved in, but declared Christmas a Hannah Montana free Christmas right before pissing me off, so I bought my niece/their daughter all kinds of Hannah Montana stuff, including a battery operated sing along Hannah Montana guitar with microphone headset. She's happy. My sister and her husband would like to kill me.

mitchcumstein1: Tr0mBoNe: Who?

They the new version of NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, NKOTB, Leif Garrett The Jackson Five, The Monkey's, The Beatles, Elvis, only way, way, way, way, way more gay and creepy

How come you can write Boys, Beatles, and Elvis but wrote Monkey's?

Paris1127: Can we just put the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and the cast of High School Musical in a sealed room where they eventually have to eat each others feces, drink each others urine and finally eat the flesh of the dead. In the end, a thoroughly impregnated, less talkative Miley Cyrus will emerge with a taste for human flesh and the type of survival skills that money can't buy.