He should have tased her.

I don't care how drunk/methed you are, begging to be tased in the face is indicative of one thing: You haven't seen the "contactors" they use That pointy thing is basically a straightened-out fishhook:


/hot like the red wire

submitter: Hilarity ensues

No it didn't. She didn't get tased in the face.

Submitter is a liar. The article was conspicuously devoid of hilarity.

Woman challenges police officer to "tase me in the face." Hilarity ensues Officer handcuffs her instead.

FTFsubby

/this is green-diculous

This IS Florida, after all...

Shoulda just taser'd her arse.

this went green? wow. I need to go read more online news and submit ANYTHING.

The deputy went to the driver's home and during the investigation the woman arrived and started yelling at the deputy and tried to drive him off their property.

The son was cooperative the entire time and understood the dangers of driving his ATV recklesslycompletely embarrassed by his crazed mother, according to the incident report. His mother was taken to the Bay County Jail and was charged with a misdemeanor.

FTFthem.

this thread is useless without taze.

Shockake?

wildrufus: this went green? wow. I need to go read more online news and submit ANYTHING.

WAAAAAAAAH, my links, which are FAR superior, don't get greenlit.
WAAAAAAH.
/that's you

SPOILER ALERT: She doesn't get tased, and its boring.

I love how the men in the family completely disagrees with the woman.

My coworkers and I got tased- for laughs- by our office manager who bought one of the "drive stun" models (that do not shoot electrodes).

It's very interesting- I don't care how tough you are, when that thing is on you, you'll stop doing whatever you are doing. However the pain goes away very quickly.

This story has trailer park written all over it.

how did this get greenlit? nothing funny happened. no tasing in the face or anywhere...

Taze N' the Face

/sounds like a kids game

She's like the reincarnation of Steve Irwin. I'll bet she hops a zoo fence to tease the alligators too.

dahmers love zombie: I don't care how drunk/methed you are, begging to be tased in the face is indicative of one thing: You haven't seen the "contactors" they use That pointy thing is basically a straightened-out fishhook:


/hot like the red wire

Do they all shoot confetti like that as well?

Where is the hilarity?

Do you have to get a tetanus shot after getting stabbed by those pointy things?

LoneVVolf: dahmers love zombie: I don't care how drunk/methed you are, begging to be tased in the face is indicative of one thing: You haven't seen the "contactors" they use That pointy thing is basically a straightened-out fishhook:


/hot like the red wire

Do they all shoot confetti like that as well?

The guns should play "Electric Avenue" as well, but I think that would require paying some copyright fees, so the Taser people never followed through.

Subby should get tazed for being a filthy liar!!!

mama's_tasty_foods: My coworkers and I got tased- for laughs- by our office manager who bought one of the "drive stun" models (that do not shoot electrodes).

Perhaps if you read some classic cases of social research ethics gone awry you will smarten up and never let anyone electrocute you again.

/srsly!

A Fountain woman was arrested for resisting an officer without violence

Wait, what? She was arrested on a charge that can only take place after already being under arrest...

LoneVVolf: dahmers love zombie: I don't care how drunk/methed you are, begging to be tased in the face is indicative of one thing: You haven't seen the "contactors" they use That pointy thing is basically a straightened-out fishhook:


/hot like the red wire

Do they all shoot confetti like that as well?

Yep. It's micro-tags, all with the serial number of the cartridge fired. Since they register all of the cartridges when you buy them, if someone gets tased, the investigators can quickly identify the owner of the Taser.

FTFA: The altercation started with the couple's 25-year-old son recklessly driving an ATV on Evergreen St., officers said

Isn't that what ATVs are designed for? They aren't designed for creature comfort and grocery shopping. But obviously she was pretty pissed.

Ikahoshi: LoneVVolf: dahmers love zombie: I don't care how drunk/methed you are, begging to be tased in the face is indicative of one thing: You haven't seen the "contactors" they use That pointy thing is basically a straightened-out fishhook:


/hot like the red wire

Do they all shoot confetti like that as well?

The guns should play "Electric Avenue" as well, but I think that would require paying some copyright fees, so the Taser people never followed through.

Oh how I loled at that idea. "Shock the Monkey" might work as well.

Now, see? Sometimes cops don't act like total dicks, even when someone is just begging for them to do so. Even when someone obviously needs to get 50,000 volts in the eyeballs.

She didn't get tased, the hubby helped with her arrest. Pretty boring. Hilarity would have been dashcam video of the biatch catching a probe in each eyeball and flailing around like a blind fish out of water while a bunch of redneck cops screamed "HIT HER AGAIN!!!! HIT HER AGAIN!!!!"

Unshrunken Dink:
The guns should play "Electric Avenue" as well, but I think that would require paying some copyright fees, so the Taser people never followed through.

Oh how I loled at that idea. "Shock the Monkey" might work as well.

I was thinking "sledgehammer" and possible "You give love a bad name" but I digress.

Go to hell subby

That was not funny at all, it pretty much sucked.

ScottTenorman: wildrufus: this went green? wow. I need to go read more online news and submit ANYTHING.

WAAAAAAAAH, my links, which are FAR superior, don't get greenlit.
WAAAAAAH.
/that's you

haha

Ikahoshi: The guns should play "Electric Avenue" as well, but I think that would require paying some copyright fees, so the Taser people never followed through.

Actually... (new window)

Tased in the face = teh funny

Handcuffs = anticlimax

/meh
//nobody else has said this already, have they?

LordPistachio: Submitter is a liar. The article was conspicuously devoid of hilarity.

This.

I am going to venture to say that the "hilarity ensues" that submitter was referring to is all of you wii-todds upset that someone didn't actually get tased

/bro

Boooring. Can stories be un-green lit?

My vote for the stupidest headline of '08. This is the reason I'm a liter, this crap goes green. Being lite ain't all that bad when this crap gets through.

another thing, just because subby added "hilarity ensued" somehow makes if funny to anyone other than the deadbeat subby?

My co-worker tased a lady in the face. The hook is going right through her lip, and she does not look like a happy camper. He shows that picture off as if it's a pic of him catching nessy or bigfoot.

dahmers love zombie: I don't care how drunk/methed you are, begging to be tased in the face is indicative of one thing: You haven't seen the "contactors" they use That pointy thing is basically a straightened-out fishhook:


Why do they shoot confetti at you as well? Is this to remind you of your hatred for clowns?

carnifderome: dahmers love zombie: I don't care how drunk/methed you are, begging to be tased in the face is indicative of one thing: You haven't seen the "contactors" they use That pointy thing is basically a straightened-out fishhook:


Why do they shoot confetti at you as well? Is this to remind you of your hatred for clowns?

No, the clown union paid the manufacturer for that add-on. It's to make people associate pain and suffering with clowns (who are otherwise defenseless creatures). Much like porcupines or poison-arrow toads. You'll only make that mistake once.

Or it could just be that the cap on the unit (to keep dirt/water out) is designed to shred and disintigrate into many tiny pieces so that at close range it wouldn't end up embedded in your eye (you know it's all fun and games until that happens).

cefm: carnifderome: dahmers love zombie: I don't care how drunk/methed you are, begging to be tased in the face is indicative of one thing: You haven't seen the "contactors" they use That pointy thing is basically a straightened-out fishhook:


Why do they shoot confetti at you as well? Is this to remind you of your hatred for clowns?

No, the clown union paid the manufacturer for that add-on. It's to make people associate pain and suffering with clowns (who are otherwise defenseless creatures). Much like porcupines or poison-arrow toads. You'll only make that mistake once.

Or it could just be that the cap on the unit (to keep dirt/water out) is designed to shred and disintigrate into many tiny pieces so that at close range it wouldn't end up embedded in your eye (you know it's all fun and games until that happens).

I think it's to make the kids laugh when they see their parents zapped. From that moment on, that child will associate all parties with their mental issues due to their parents failed attempt at parenting.

Ahh, the great wonders of conditioning. "Gammas are stupid"

Came for tasing

/leaves disappointed

LoneVVolf: dahmers love zombie: I don't care how drunk/methed you are, begging to be tased in the face is indicative of one thing: You haven't seen the "contactors" they use That pointy thing is basically a straightened-out fishhook:


/hot like the red wire

Do they all shoot confetti like that as well?

TASER C2 cartridges also have a unique serial number and are equipped with an Anti-Felon Identification system, which discharges 20-30 serialized paper tags when deployed. Law enforcement can later retrieve this confetti from the scene and contact TASER International to get the name of the owner of the TASER device, allowing police to track any potential misuse.

Veritas: Tased in the face = teh funny

Handcuffs = anticlimax

No, that part's supposed to be before the climax.

I hope the cop was packing an XREP

/"TASER XREP projectile: The most technologically advanced projectile ever deployed from a 12-gauge shotgun."

PacManDreaming: submitter: Hilarity ensues

No it didn't. She didn't get tased in the face.

THAT.

Shame on you for getting my hopes up, submitjerk.