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(Yahoo) Weird What's smoky and 1,286 feet long? Poland sausage party   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 27
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TripSixes 2008-12-28 09:01:16 PM  
Too much sausage, not enough cabbage.

 
Nick Nostril 2008-12-28 10:21:17 PM  
Length is for show, girth is for go.

 
Ow My Balls 2008-12-28 10:23:41 PM  
i471.photobucket.com

Piece of polish sausage in the lining of his artery, or choking?

 
Bagelox-99 2008-12-28 10:29:05 PM  
Romania may also be spelled "Rumania" or even "Roumania", but never "Poland".

 
d976 2008-12-28 10:32:29 PM  
Polish much, Subby?

 
Razner 2008-12-28 10:35:04 PM  
My Unit at a BBQ?

 
libbynomore2 2008-12-28 10:38:33 PM  
Bagelox-99 Quote 2008-12-28 10:29:05 PM
Romania may also be spelled "Rumania" or even "Roumania", but never "Poland".

A Farker who writes a headline without actually reading the article or worse, not having a clue as to the actual country of the city mentioned?

SHOCKING......just so very SHOCKING.

/subby smoked that entire ROMANIAN sausage
//gagged the entire time.

 
Ima4nic8or 2008-12-28 10:39:23 PM  
That is nearly as big as my sausage.

 
Dahne 2008-12-28 10:41:08 PM  

 
Veritas [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-28 10:42:59 PM  
Bagelox-99
Romania may also be spelled "Rumania" or even "Roumania", but never "Poland".

This.

/kurwa :P

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 10:44:34 PM  
Swordfight!

 
ankmcfly 2008-12-28 11:03:09 PM  
The post Christmas turban I left in my crapper?

 
mrsblazeon 2008-12-28 11:19:04 PM  
Rugbyjock?

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-28 11:33:14 PM  
Giant Donkey Dick. With cabbage. And sauce.

 
12inpianist 2008-12-28 11:34:31 PM  
mrsblazeon: Rugbyjock?

... is a one-man sausage-fest. I'm convinced he would have an orgy with himself if he had multiple-personalities. Actually, he probably does already.

 
dominic.arenas 2008-12-28 11:41:01 PM  
You remembered Poland.

 
Baron Von Supercock 2008-12-28 11:49:04 PM  
I just wonder who gets to brag that they smoked the worlds longest sausage. I mean, besides subbys mom.

 
oregoncat 2008-12-28 11:56:46 PM  
Me, 1,286 times, per night. ;)

 
mrsblazeon 2008-12-29 12:14:35 AM  
12inpianist: mrsblazeon: Rugbyjock?

... is a one-man sausage-fest. I'm convinced he would have an orgy with himself if he had multiple-personalities. Actually, he probably does already.

That's an interesting visual. How would that be different from masterbation? Actually, don't answer that.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-12-29 12:35:32 AM  
First bratwurst of summer.
There's one thing missing here. Beer. Beer. BEER!

 
davidphogan [TotalFark] 2008-12-29 01:35:46 AM  
I keep misreading the headline as "Portland" sausage party. Either way, too much sausage.

 
farkingatwork 2008-12-29 01:41:48 AM  
I'm reminded of archive.leasticoulddo.com

Meanwhile, I'm a kosher polish sausage, so I'm getting a kick out of the replies.

 
Malinki 2008-12-29 01:42:10 AM  
www.ticketservice.com

Huh?

 
spickus 2008-12-29 08:32:47 AM  
oregoncat: Me, 1,286 times, per night. ;)

No, he said feet.

 
Clan Xpy 2008-12-29 10:51:14 AM  
As a Pollack, I find being called a Romanian insulting.

/My mother would be spitting on the floor right about now.
//Europeans always have a reason to hate someone living 5 hours away.

 
spacebar 2008-12-29 11:39:01 AM  
And it's cold there in Bucharest, so when you figure in shrinkage...

 
bitparity 2008-12-29 03:31:32 PM  
No lemon party references? Yeesh

 
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