Was that wrong?

Ewwww I hope he wasn't wearing their underwear. I would be sickened to think of my drawers slobbed all over by random hobo Weeners. Blech!

This man knows what a night jar is.

random hobo weeners

heh

"hobo weeners" should have been the headline

HE'S CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??!??!1111?!?!?!??!

he was wearing my daughter's pants panties.

© there, made it FARKworthy

I don't think furnished means what you think it means, subby

The fact that he made a list of the things that he took from the house and called it 'Stanley's Christmas List' makes this article more deserving of the dumbass tag.

ttiuwop

This made me think of Christmas Vacation.

He was wearing the daughter's sneakers? If I was that daughter I wouldn't want it known that I had shoes big enough for a grown man to wear.

Wasn't that the plot of a Gary Busey movie?

It wasn't really a family's attic, it was a shared attic space. The bigger deal was him just going in and stealing their shiat. I watched one of those forensic shows once where a guy did the exact same thing, but one day the dude who lived there was in there, so he had to strangle him to death.

He got the iPod. Case dismissed...

George Michael Bluth: I have Pop Pop in the attic.
Michael Bluth: The mere fact that you call making love "Pop Pop" tells me that you're not ready.

Wasn't that the plot of a CSI episode?

cksewell: If I was that daughter I wouldn't want it known that I had shoes big enough for a grown man to wear.

For all we know he's 5'2" and wears size 5 shoes.

ronin_ren: This made me think of Christmas Vacation.

Ditto.

Shaggy_C: Ewwww I hope he wasn't wearing their underwear. I would be sickened to think of my drawers slobbed all over by random hobo Weeners. Blech! Bleach!

That settles it, I'm calling my band "Random Hobo Weeners"

you guys are all a bunch of farking HOBOPHOBEZ!!!

Poorlytoldjoke: George Michael Bluth: I have Pop Pop in the attic.
Michael Bluth: The mere fact that you call making love "Pop Pop" tells me that you're not ready.

Arrested Development, is there not one thread you're not related to?

oh this happened to my best friend's sister's boyfriend's niece.

she was babysitting and this guy was living in the attic dressing up as a clown.

terrifying shiat.

Kat: oh this happened to my best friend's sister's boyfriend's niece.

she was babysitting and this guy was living in the attic dressing up as a clown.

terrifying shiat.

This shiat also happened to this fark posting chick's best friend's sister's boyfriend's niece. It's too common. And scary.

Did they get suspicious when a hot tub and a crate of frozen meals got delivered up there?

/DRTFA

Kat: oh this happened to my best friend's sister's boyfriend's niece.

she was babysitting and this guy was living in the attic dressing up as a clown.

terrifying shiat.



I'm amazed he went unnoticed as long as he did.

Approves.

I'm pretty sure this whole story is based on the life of Artie Ziff.

Pfffft. That's nothing. What about this lady that lived in a guys house for a year.

link to CNN (pops)

Robohobo you beat me to it. Classic.

/here you go, Poorlytoldjoke

eraser8..........I knew someone would mention Artie Ziff.

Robohobo wins an internet.

LARPing as Anne Frank

receiving stolen property?!?!?!

So, the homeowners stole all the stuff, and by him taking it, he gets that charge? Even if they did steal all that stuff, they didn't give it to him and he didn't buy it.. so shouldn't it just be theft?

/Or maybe some stupidity in law enforcement and/or reporting?

Kat: oh this happened to my best friend's sister's boyfriend's niece's former roommate.
so what does that make us?
Absolutely nothing, which is what you're about to become, Lone Star!

Wow, who knew that Wilkes-Barre had suburbs?

"He was charged with several counts of burglary, theft, receiving stolen property and criminal trespass."

Burglary - 1 count each time he entered the residence and commited another crime.

Criminal Trespass - 1 count each time he entered and didn't commit another crime.

Theft - Each time he stole something. (Usually will be combined into the burglary charges)

Receiving Stolen Property - Accepting that which was on his Christmas List that he gave unto himself.

Guess they are covering all the bases.

Closet Cowboys fan. I'd hide too.

CruJones: random hobo weeners


They'll be replacing the shaving-cream flavoured sausages at Denny's in the new year.

TheMega: receiving stolen property?!?!?!

So, the homeowners stole all the stuff, and by him taking it, he gets that charge?

It means you kept/used good that were stolen, essentially.

Hugo Simpson

Not impressed.

Carter disappeared Dec. 19, and the friends filed a missing person report a few days before Christmas.

Ferrance said she had heard noises but thought they were caused by her three children. She notified police on Christmas Day when cash, a laptop computer and an iPod disappeared, then called police again the next day when she found footprints in her bedroom closet, where the attic trap door is.

Okay, she's a bit slow on the uptake. Now, I understand if you hear strange noises in the attic and don't want to go up there yourself. But that doesn't mean you just ignore it!

Approves

Bad Ronald was able to hide for much longer than this dude.

Dude was from Arkansas. We do that shiat all the time.

Usually while dressed up as creepy clowns, but still.

/or is that just me?

tzzhc4: Wasn't that the plot of a Gary Busey movie?

[Hider in the House one-sheet]

"You can't lock him out. He's already in."

Except that, in the picture he's clearly outside the closed window.

MOVIE POSTER FAIL

To be exact, the guy was from Trumann, Ar and went to school with my little sister. I want to take this opportunity to officially apologize for the really screwed up things coming out of my hometown. All of my family has moved out of town after living there for most of the last century, largely because of the huge foothold that meth has acquired there in the past few years.

And no, I have never nor would I ever live in an attic.

robohobo: Approves.

i miss fletch