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(Free Press) Fail Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? Owen Sixteen   (freep.com) divider line 153
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mikemoto [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 05:04:35 PM  
I submitted this with a less funny headline.
/+1

 
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin 2008-12-28 05:07:57 PM  
+1. This is the one that should be greenlit.

 
ApeNeverKillApe [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 05:10:52 PM  
Headline is more win then anything the Lions did all season. Well done.

 
Sinister Steve [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-28 05:15:05 PM  
Bravo.

 
ou-pride 2008-12-28 05:30:09 PM  
Ah, I see what you did there!
+1 to this headline.

 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 05:32:27 PM  
Sweet! A perfect season.

 
Dallymo [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 05:35:09 PM  
Perfect headline for a perfect season. Bravo!

*loud applause*

 
dapperfapper 2008-12-28 06:01:57 PM  
This has been the running joke here in SW Michigan

/+1 anyway

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 06:34:54 PM  
Steve Spurrier just popped open the champagne.

 
Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 06:46:19 PM  
I don't watch football, but very nice. A late contender for a December headline?

 
museisluse 2008-12-28 07:03:19 PM  
Well done. +1

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 07:25:59 PM  
img185.imageshack.us

 
UltraRatchet 2008-12-28 08:25:16 PM  
Thank God...

/Michigander
//Los Angeles take the Lions

 
Narcolepsy 2008-12-28 08:25:33 PM  
So, is that guy going to walk home from Green Bay? I hope somebody holds him to that.

 
fubuvsfitch 2008-12-28 08:25:37 PM  
Just make sureyou listen to Jim Rome tomorrow. He's gonna be elated.

 
Who's Now 2008-12-28 08:26:14 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
mactobain [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:26:20 PM  
I just spent the last two days driving home from Michigan in horrid conditions, so I am enjoying this headline.

 
Bergyd 2008-12-28 08:27:01 PM  
Michael Crabtree just shat himself.

 
BiffDangler 2008-12-28 08:27:18 PM  
In other news, the Colts are the best team in the AFC. Decent chance of a Manning vs. Manning Super Bowl.

/flame away.

 
ewillyp 2008-12-28 08:28:00 PM  
Go Saints!

 
Bergyd 2008-12-28 08:28:48 PM  
BiffDangler: In other news, the Colts are the best team in the AFC. Decent chance of a Manning vs. Manning Super Bowl.

/flame away.


That would be awesome.

/Giants would dominate.

 
sbrister 2008-12-28 08:28:58 PM  
BRAVO subby

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:29:02 PM  
Barry Sanders is rolling in his grave.

 
The Dreaded Rear Admiral [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:29:22 PM  
Most appropriate use of the FAIL tag yet.

/next most approriate: the Browns season.
//+1 for the headline

 
wallytacker 2008-12-28 08:29:41 PM  
BiffDangler: In other news, the Colts are the best team in the AFC. Decent chance of a Manning vs. Manning Super Bowl.

/flame away.


I was hoping for a Subway Superbowl...with those hopes dashed, I'll go with that one.

/on a side note, the Cowboys got humiliated.

 
Marisyana 2008-12-28 08:30:06 PM  
Narcolepsy: So, is that guy going to walk home from Green Bay? I hope somebody holds him to that.

That was only if the Lions won. So, yeah, there's confidence for you.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:30:31 PM  
Headline=Win

 
Tickman 2008-12-28 08:30:50 PM  
My old High School would like to play the Lions for Homecoming next year.

 
because good is dumb [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:32:02 PM  
Go Cowboys!
/oh wait...

 
vicejay [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:32:04 PM  
Ha! Great headline

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-12-28 08:34:17 PM  
i240.photobucket.com

 
Sique 2008-12-28 08:35:53 PM  
nice

 
crimsin23 [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:37:04 PM  
+1Subby

/Can't believe a team can fail that badly.

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-12-28 08:37:23 PM  
My headline was funnier.

 
jimeye 2008-12-28 08:37:24 PM  
I'm getting the T-shirt.

/+1

 
Brubold 2008-12-28 08:38:12 PM  
Could have also been Owens not in the playoffs.

Still nice headline subby.

 
ireallyneedhelp 2008-12-28 08:38:18 PM  
The Ford family ownes the Lions for one reason, tax purposes. That being said, you would think that Ford Motor Company being in the crapper they would want something to make them money. Lions have sucked for years and will continue to do so until the Fords sell them!

 
John Buck 41 2008-12-28 08:38:47 PM  
wallytacker: BiffDangler: In other news, the Colts are the best team in the AFC. Decent chance of a Manning vs. Manning Super Bowl.

/flame away.

I was hoping for a Subway Superbowl...with those hopes dashed, I'll go with that one.

/on a side note, the Cowboys got humiliated.


Then that makes today a good day. A GOOD day, indeed.

 
wombatsrus 2008-12-28 08:39:10 PM  
Better order those "Owen - 16" Detroit jersey from nfl.com fast - they will be sure to "ban" that name very soon (just like the Atlanta "Ron Mexico" jerseys a few years back).

 
notmtwain [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:39:43 PM  
At least the Lions can take consolation in knowing that their record is better than the US government, which is Owen 10 trillion the last I checked.

 
nakedcritic 2008-12-28 08:40:02 PM  
www.ratemyeverything.net

 
eff ewe 2008-12-28 08:42:17 PM  
Consistency is the key to success.

 
HaywoodJablonski [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:43:28 PM  
Jim rome's on vacation until 2007, whoever suggested listening to his show tomorrow

 
st.theresa 2008-12-28 08:44:04 PM  
Yeah. Husband came into the room a bit ago and in that hushed "i hope the kid isn't listening" tone, he asked if I'd heard about the kid who was taken from his parents for abuse, and placed with an aunt who was then found guilty of abuse as well -- I was like, wait, the local kid from last month? No, no, this is over in michigan.


By now our kid is listening.

"So yeah, the kid was then placed with the Lions because they can't beat anyone."

 
remus 2008-12-28 08:44:17 PM  
Hey, the Patriots failed in their quest for a perfect season, at least the Lions kept their eye on the prize and got it done. Wait? What? Never mind.

 
HaywoodJablonski [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:44:26 PM  
2009, my bad

 
Impudent Domain 2008-12-28 08:45:52 PM  
I have never looked forward more to hearing Jim Rome.

 
jruland 2008-12-28 08:46:25 PM  
UltraRatchet: Thank God...

/Michigander
//Los Angeles take the Lions


hear, hear!

/SE michigan native
//arizona resident
///got out while i still could

 
bartink 2008-12-28 08:48:37 PM  
Bergyd: Michael Crabtree just shat himself.

Subby wins, but you were close.

img.photobucket.com

 
cornponebread [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 08:48:41 PM  
i151.photobucket.com
/That is all...

 
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