submitter: Still no cure for bad pop music

I wouldn't say that, exactly. (pops)

Scientists have slammed Mariah Carey


I'm sure she'll be just fine as she is quite used to getting slammed.

Publicity stunt. That was a PR release if there ever was one. You'll remember the name of her album now, won't you?

SurfaceTension: Publicity stunt. That was a PR release if there ever was one. You'll remember the name of her album now, won't you?

Not in an hour or so. I'm sure, though, that it will be promoted such that it'll be in my subconscious thought of advertisements and loud noises and blaring popular culture and then I'll relegate it to every other thing thrown at me like that - the hip-garbage.

/owned music box

Subby: Scientists have slammed Mariah Carey

I hope they were wearing protection. There's no telling where that woman has been.

snuff3r: I hope they were wearing protection. There's no telling where that woman has been.

Oddly enough ICP is somewhat relevant here. To quote one of their songs:

Mariah Carey, man, forget it,
if ODB hit it, I can't fark with it
Nothing against Ol Dirty or nothing,
but I know he's at least got herpes or something

Nobody likes a math geek, Scully.

WTF does Mariah Carey have to do with emancipation, whether it's doubled or squared?

Scientists have slammed Mariah Carey

It's just a sweet sweet fantasy baby.......

She blinded me with science?

RoadDoggyDogg: snuff3r: I hope they were wearing protection. There's no telling where that woman has been.

Oddly enough ICP is somewhat relevant here. To quote one of their songs:

Mariah Carey, man, forget it,
if ODB hit it, I can't fark with it
Nothing against Ol Dirty or nothing,
but I know he's at least got herpes or something


quoting, let alone knowing, ICP lyrics? -1 internets for you.

You know, this is why the US is falling behind in science. If those scientists were doing rocket surgery and brain science instead of worrying about this crap we'd still be the world leader. I would also like to state for the record that I would penis Mariah Carey.

Also, E=mc²

Notice the lowercasing.

/my lawn. it's overpopulated.

Being able to tell Mariah Carey songs apart is at the top of my list of most useless superpowers.

But isn't Mariah Carey squared, Mariah Carey times two?

These scienticians didn't think their plan all the way through.

Oh wait. It was I who didn't read it correctly.

/blame six or seven vodka/juices for that one.
//e=(mc)squared

I have to say: as long as she doesn't try to sing, I wouldn't
mind four of her:

Sorry gentlemen, but Mariah Carey is not appropriate fodder for Studman69 comments. If she's your thing, that's fine, but she's weird looking, and everyone knows it, so no one deserves to be called ghey over it.

Not sharp knees, just weird looking. Weird wonky face, strangely elastic body that's fat without quite being fat (watch out in 20 years). Weird, I tell you.

Gosh, she's a tw*t/*oont.

karmachameleon: Sorry gentlemen, but Mariah Carey is not appropriate fodder for Studman69 comments. If she's your thing, that's fine, but she's weird looking, and everyone knows it, so no one deserves to be called ghey over it.

Not sharp knees, just weird looking. Weird wonky face, strangely elastic body that's fat without quite being fat (watch out in 20 years). Weird, I tell you.

She's ethnic, and has curves. I know that bothers a lot of you, but it doesn't make her "weird" looking.

Jamrock: She's ethnic, and has curves. I know that bothers a lot of you,

Oh yes... it bothers me in a hot and steamy way. ;)


/I'll be in my bunk

karmachameleon: Sorry gentlemen, but Mariah Carey is not appropriate fodder for Studman69 comments. If she's your thing, that's fine, but she's weird looking, and everyone knows it, so no one deserves to be called ghey over it.

Not sharp knees, just weird looking. Weird wonky face, strangely elastic body that's fat without quite being fat (watch out in 20 years). Weird, I tell you.

You know how I know you're gay? You're login is a Culture Club song. And you think she's 'fat without being fat'.

I think she's odd as all get out, but also one of the most physically appealing people I've ever seen.

I'm with karmachamelon on this one. It's her face that gets me - the weird little cheeks.