it's times like this that i realize, even though i'm a 35 year old woman, mentally i am just a 12 year old boy

Danooli: mentally i am just a 12 year old boy

Same here. I giggled when I heard about this on the radio this morning.

To Mike Hunt!

The eulogies would be difficult to sit through...

Mike Hunt was a good friend to hundreds, and I am proud to include myself on that list.

The world will be a less interesting place without Mike Hunt.

Anyway, I'm sure you guys can do better.

Mike Litoris inconsolable.

submitter: Mike Hunt ... (w/ pic)

NSFW?

I always get a kick out of the name Mike Hunt.My brothers best friends name is Mike Hunt.

/Yes we called bars he was out just to humiliate him.

This is awful news.
Pray for Hugh Jass.

/Yes we called bars he was at just to humiliate him.

Is Heywood Jablome OK?

Luckily, they happen to have police mugshots of these two upstanding citizens.

When interviewed on the tragedy, neighboring resident Sheneeda Doosh said the couple was always cordial and friendly.

40below: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO THOSE OF US WHO DON'T GET IT, PLEASE?

Ring... Ring...
"Hello, Red's Bar."
"Yes is there a Mr. Hunt there? First name Mike?"
"Let me check. Mike Hunt? Is Mike Hunt here? I'm looking for Mike Hunt!"

The lead investigator is Detective I.P. Freely.

How'd he die? A gash?

Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!

"What can you say about Mike Hunt?"

"Mike Hunt was warm and friendly."

"Mike Hunt will be missed by many, many people."

"Mike Hunt was killed by an intruder"

"Mike Hunt was always well groomed, rarely a hair out of place. And good hygiene was very important to Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt was always clean and fresh smelling to anyone who came across Mike Hunt."

"Mike Hunt was also incredibly strong, with a grip like a vise. But even so, Mike Hunt never hurt anyone. Mike Hunt was always firm, but gentle and comforting."

"Mike Hunt was such a pussy."

I can't imagine anyone having issues with Mike Hunt.

Your grandmother has a picture of his brother, York.

Ask her to see it sometime.

What a shame...I heard that Hugh G. Rection was trying to find 'em, too.

"Mike Hunt was very hospitable and often liked to invite in close friends such as Dick and Willy..."

Funny...last I heard she was living in VA

I still can't get over the fact some dipsh*t named their kid Mike Hunt. People are sad.
/Three cheers to the legacy of Mike Hunt. I'm sure he was touched by many.

I feel a little dirty knowing everyone who read the article has seen a picture of Mike Hunt.

Epsilon: 40below: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO THOSE OF US WHO DON'T GET IT, PLEASE?

Ring... Ring...
"Hello, Red's Bar."
"Yes is there a Mr. Hunt there? First name Mike?"
"Let me check. Mike Hunt? Is Mike Hunt here? I'm looking for Mike Hunt!"

You also might remember they were friends with the Hawk family. Their son was named Mike too. Does Mike Hawk seem familiar to you? Well, does it?

"Mike Hunt was licked to death."

someone killed Mike Hunt?

wow.

That chick's a dude?

"What's your name?"
"Uhh... Joe."
"Joe what?"
"Uhh... Joe Mama."
"And what's your name?"
"Uhh... Jack. Heh heh. Jack Mama."

What, did he bleed out?

Well he certainly lived in a terrible neighborhood, what with that asshole around the corner.

Enough with the Mike Hunt jokes. The real issue is Avery Elzy (2nd pic). Is that a man or a woman? I seriously can't tell.

See you next Tuesday!

Mike Hunt always had this odor about him.

Epsilon: 40below: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO THOSE OF US WHO DON'T GET IT, PLEASE?

Ring... Ring...
"Hello, Red's Bar."
"Yes is there a Mr. Hunt there? First name Mike?"
"Let me check. Mike Hunt? Is Mike Hunt here? I'm looking for Mike Hunt!"

That happened to me when I worked at a TGIFridays...I was embarresed yet amused.

RocketRod: How'd he die? A gash?

Axe wound.

I can't help but notice the large, supple lips on Mike Hunt.

that chick is a dude????????????

BravoEcho: I still can't get over the fact some dipsh*t named their kid Mike Hunt. People are sad.

My dad once had a friend whose last name was Head. His parents named him Richard, for which "Dick" is a common nickname.

Dick Myles Long seen fleeing from the scene....

Better check that pulse again. He's usually found all bloody this time every month.

According to my wife, he's been dead for 7 years now :(

I blame Hugh G. Rection.

His insurance guy, Justin Case, was especially moved by his passing.

Hugh Jardon and Howie Feltermuph approve.

IS MIKE HUNT IN THE PARKING LOT?

IS MIKE HUNT IN THE PARKING LOT?

/Porkys

Anne.Uumellmahaye: That chick's a dude?

eraser8: Enough with the Mike Hunt jokes. The real issue is Avery Elzy (2nd pic). Is that a man or a woman? I seriously can't tell.

I was very sure that was a woman until i saw The men's bodies were found inside.

I think I just found the motive.