That's just the thing for pocket-sized vampires.

I've known Ebay has everything since I bought a miniature fired-clay bento box.

"Pocket Vampire" would be a cool screen name. And does not appear to be taken.

I may have just discovered my new alt.

Pocket Ninja: "Pocket Vampire" would be a cool screen name. And does not appear to be taken.

I may have just discovered my new alt.

We'll all keep it a secret for you.

and on an unrelated note. I'd find it funny if skookum came back and logged on as Pocket Pirate

I will create an army of pocket alts!

That is one of the ways to unlock Ultr+++++++++++++++++++CAEEIERLOST

Huh... Did I just stumble on a totalfark thread?

And here is your proof of authenticity: The native Hungarian words for garlic, holy water, and vampire also begin with g, h, and v. Just like in English.

Heh. I have some Israeli training rounds in 7.62x51 (7.62 Nato, 308 winchester,etc). Purple wooden bullet. Wonder if they knew something back then? (Made in '57)

can i get my miniature fake dection kit here too?

I'm slightly more curious about the "UV-light blasting penis" part. Sounds like he'd run the risk of arrest for indecent exposure while killing vampires.

I'll buy one! Are there any pocket zombie hunting kits?

I bid four silver bullets.

Glitchwerks: I'll buy one! Are there any pocket zombie hunting kits?

NAA Minirevolver.

Nakito: And here is your proof of authenticity: The native Hungarian words for garlic, holy water, and vampire also begin with g, h, and v. Just like in English.

Is my sarcasm detector functioning?

Cue Paul Rubin's death scene in the original "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer" movie.

/my brother and sister went to high school with him
//yes, is is that farking crazy

I'll use that when I'm a little bit scared of Vampires.

I'm just going to go with a meme when I say,

"lol, wat?"

i.r.id10t

Heh. I have some Israeli training rounds in 7.62x51 (7.62 Nato, 308 winchester,etc). Purple wooden bullet. Wonder if they knew something back then? (Made in '57)


Those were the precursor to the purple monkey dishwasher.

I'll put my true faith in a 357 Magnum.. if there are really vampires (*snickers*), I'll spit in the hollow points, say God bless em, THEN shot `em in the head.

You know, for the kids!

I love websites with God awful colour schemes and a knockoff of the Apple nav menu.

Snarfangel: That's just the thing for pocket-sized vampires.

Damn. Beat me to it in the Boobies.

Just the right size for midget vampires.

Now to get the tiny silver bullets for little werewolves.

/There, wolves!

Oldiron_79: Glitchwerks: I'll buy one! Are there any pocket zombie hunting kits?

NAA Minirevolver.

Go with a blade. Blades don't need reloading.

Falcc: Oldiron_79: Glitchwerks: I'll buy one! Are there any pocket zombie hunting kits?

NAA Minirevolver.

Go with a blade. Blades don't need reloading.

Blades also require you to get within arm's reach. Besides, blunt weapons are better than bladed ones if you're gonna try de-braining a zombie with a melee weapon.

/Zombie thread!

Glitchwerks: I'll buy one! Are there any pocket zombie hunting kits?

Leave the zombies alone. They're nice people. So what if they're undead?

Is the link farked?

Getting nothin'

Does NOT approve :o

BigMamaBlueberry: Does NOT approve :o

AAAAAAahhhhhhhhh hahahhahahahahahahah
I'd forgotten about that. Thanks.

Glitchwerks: I'll buy one! Are there any pocket zombie hunting kits?

Don't know of any, but there are these!



And, If you (or a friend) happen to be attacked by zombies...



... store one int the car!

I hoped it would be a pocket pistol with silver bullets.

They don't look so tough.

Per se.

I was just on that site looking for a zombie survival kit to hang on my wall. Not for sale though.

Then I took a nap and had a dream about a zombie infestation, and looking for weapons. Had to shoot my brother and my dog in the head...

cthu1hu: Then I took a nap and had a dream about a zombie infestation, and looking for weapons.

Another anti-zombie bigot. *sigh*

Zombies are nice, normal undead people just trying to satisfy their insatiable thirst for brains. And you want to destroy them. Bastard.

There's just no respect for different cultures anymore.

That's stupid, vampires don't exist. People are wasting money on this when they could buy zombie survival kits.

Mugato: That's stupid, vampires don't exist. People are wasting money on this when they could buy zombie survival kits.

Am I the ONLY Farker who's actually pro-zombie?

eraser8: Mugato: That's stupid, vampires don't exist. People are wasting money on this when they could buy zombie survival kits.

Am I the ONLY Farker who's actually pro-zombie?

I think most of us are somewhat for zombie revolution and cultural change, we just don't want to be a zombie or be a tasty snack for a zombie.

eraser8: Am I the ONLY Farker who's actually pro-zombie?

I might spare Creepy Karen, and keep her down in the basement.

It's Twilight's fault again, right?

eraser8: Mugato: That's stupid, vampires don't exist. People are wasting money on this when they could buy zombie survival kits.

Am I the ONLY Farker who's actually pro-zombie?

BARHAH, mah zambah brazzah!

/can't possibly be obscure

eraser8: Mugato: That's stupid, vampires don't exist. People are wasting money on this when they could buy zombie survival kits.

Am I the ONLY Farker who's actually pro-zombie?


Yes.

Zombies are no fun if you have to take into account their rights and well being.
And what about the living huh? What will they say when you start feading them to the zombies?

I want the job that the sniper had in Resident Evil Apocalypse. Just chillin on the roof blastin zombie heads off.
As for this pocket sized vamp hunting kit, I'd like to get one for HA-HAs just to be able to say I have it.

/I was bit once by a chick who claimed to be from Romania... //Transylvania specifically
///Was stationed in Germany at the time so who knows

eraser8: Mugato: That's stupid, vampires don't exist. People are wasting money on this when they could buy zombie survival kits.

Am I the ONLY Farker who's actually pro-zombie?

Well, I'm not pro-zombie, but if I am turned, I already have plans to go turn one of my pro-zombies friends, and we have a place to live in someone's zombie shed. It will have tv and beer if you'd like to join us. She said something about locking us in at night though.

a pocket-size vampire hunting kit is just a cigarette lighter. You'll also need an aerosol hair product but you'll find that at the source.


//Burn burn down, burn down hot topic...

Snarfangel: That's just the thing for pocket-sized vampires.

If any of you boys have a pocket vampire...

[insert joke about menses here]

for instance - I can help you out for the next 4 days...

menses joke = threadkill?

/last?

the questions submitted to the eBay seller are pretty farkish.