I like that she comes prestripped, with drugs, but the addition of a drug cartel and a table full of weapons puts me ill at ease.

BOOBIES!

Not as good as I was hoping.

Conservationist: Drugs are just a lifestyle choice, kids. It could be that all these years of evidence pointing out that drugs lead to a bad lifestyle with bad consequences are optional reality, just like the postmodernists say they are. Reality is what you want it to be.

Personally if it could land me a 23 year old latina beauty queen, I'd start at the bottom if I had to.

Better pics


/truth in advertising

She is no longer Queen of Hispanic America. Who could take her place? Could it be J Lo, Christina or Salma. Personally, I'm hoping for:



/would never be caught dead (or alive) with drugs, guns or drug cartel members.

//well maybe the drug cartel guys

I didn't see one naked Mexican in TFA, Subby.

FTFA: Zuniga, 23, was picked up late Monday at a military checkpoint in the western Mexican state of Jalisco while traveling with seven armed men in two vehicles carrying 100,000 dollars in cash. Authorities said they found two AR-15 rifles, three pistols, 633 cartridges and 16 mobile phones in the vehicles.

A judge on Friday ordered "the cautionary measure" of 40 days detention for Zuniga and the men "for probably committing crimes" relating to drug trafficking and transporting weapons

gee, ya THINK?

Toby = The American People

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96xRToUdzD0

Doctor Funkenstein Quote 2008-12-28 10:58:05 AM
I didn't see one naked Mexican in TFA, Subby.


Why would you want to?

Pic of the perp:



\Not really - 'My Name is Earl' girl
\\close enough

Conservationist: Drugs are just a lifestyle choice, kids. It could be that all these years of evidence pointing out that drugs lead to a bad lifestyle with bad consequences are optional reality, just like the postmodernists say they are. Reality is what you want it to be.

I want reality to be you taking a large dildo up the poop pipe. Not that I disagree with the sentiment you attempt to communicate, just the manner in which you attempt to communicate. Seriously, kids? That's something you say when you want to make your audience feel dumb. Kids? farking prick. You want to teach Middle School, go teach middle school. You want to have an adult farking discussion, try talking to people like an adult.


Happy Holidays.

It's stories like this that make me appreciate our neighbors to the north a lot more.

ladyway905: Doctor Funkenstein Quote 2008-12-28 10:58:05 AM
I didn't see one naked Mexican in TFA, Subby.


Why would you want to?

I kinda had reservations as I hit the "Add Comment" button on that one. You have to be selective about your naked Mexicans.

"Organizers strip Mexican beauty queen..." ...of tit...

bighairyguy: It's stories like this that make me appreciate our neighbors to the north a lot more.

Well, it cancels out the ill feeling I have towards that damn Canadian travel popup ad video on this pape a bit.

FTFA.... Zuniga, 23, was picked up late Monday at a military checkpoint in the western Mexican state of Jalisco while traveling with seven armed men in two vehicles carrying 100,000 dollars in cash. Authorities said they found two AR-15 rifles, three pistols, 633 cartridges and 16 mobile phones in the vehicles.

I wouldn't recommend traveling in Mexico this lightly armed.

Let's not forget to give Selma Hayek her due.



Not sure what's up with that guy's chin in there, but I think it still works.

Is being "Queen of Hispanic America" something that Mexican girls dream about?

Is there such a thing as "Queen of Anglo (or Gringo) America" for the white girls?

Doctor Funkenstein: Let's not forget to give Selma Hayek her due.



Not sure what's up with that guy's chin in there, but I think it still works.

Do you think that's one of those mirrors with a medicine cabinet behind it, or is it simply flat on the wall?

Woah, anybody else getting ads on the Fark mainpage in Mexican?

When a Mexican chica is hot...she is VERY hot.

Doctor Funkenstein: Let's not forget to give Selma Hayek her due.



Not sure what's up with that guy's chin in there, but I think it still works.

It's called a photoshop fail. They retouched her face, but they forgot to fix her face in the mirror.

Phil Herup: When a Mexican chica is hot...she is VERY hot.

We latins in general have very extremist genes. There's little to no "average-looking" latins. We're either from "Kill it! Kill it with fire!" or "Angry Fist of God" .

But, back on topic. It's a farking shame that the drug cartels as so farking inside our society, and we, as idiots, let them (or at least those in the higher echelons, I'd be dead because I wouldn't even go near the farkers).

mama's_tasty_foods: Doctor Funkenstein: Let's not forget to give Selma Hayek her due.



Not sure what's up with that guy's chin in there, but I think it still works.

Do you think that's one of those mirrors with a medicine cabinet behind it, or is it simply flat on the wall?


There's a what where, now?

What gets me about that one is duder's chin. WTF? It kind of looks like its superimposed on the pic. But that would mean someone, somewhere said to themself, "You know, that's a nice picture of Selma. But, if we put Bob's chin right here...booyah! Pulitzer Prize, here I come." And that just doesn't make any sense to me.

Sand in the vajayjay, Mongoose?

CygnusDarius: Phil Herup: When a Mexican chica is hot...she is VERY hot.

We latins in general have very extremist genes. There's little to no "average-looking" latins. We're either from "Kill it! Kill it with fire!" or "Angry Fist of God" .

But, back on topic. It's a farking shame that the drug cartels as so farking inside our society, and we, as idiots, let them (or at least those in the higher echelons, I'd be dead because I wouldn't even go near the farkers).

I just hope beyond hope that Mexico can keep up with the changes Calderon has started there. I'm seriously considering moving south of the border to work in a couple years when I'm out of school doing water treatment. I figure I can help improve the area a bunch and make some money in the process.

Doctor Funkenstein: What gets me about that one is duder's chin. WTF? It kind of looks like its superimposed on the pic. But that would mean someone, somewhere said to themself, "You know, that's a nice picture of Selma. But, if we put Bob's chin right here...booyah! Pulitzer Prize, here I come." And that just doesn't make any sense to me.

You're right, we need Salma photos without 'shop.

Link (new window, slightly NSFW?).

TMBGfreak: I just hope beyond hope that Mexico can keep up with the changes Calderon has started there. I'm seriously considering moving south of the border to work in a couple years when I'm out of school doing water treatment. I figure I can help improve the area a bunch and make some money in the process.

Border towns are not a good place to live, but other than that, I'd say Guadalajara, Guanajuato, Monterrey (I think, I haven't gone in a while), and Hermosillo (the small town I live in) and a few others are great.

They say Mexico City is getting better, but I don't like Mexico City, in any way.

Doctor Funkenstein: mama's_tasty_foods: Doctor Funkenstein: Let's not forget to give Selma Hayek her due.



Not sure what's up with that guy's chin in there, but I think it still works.

Do you think that's one of those mirrors with a medicine cabinet behind it, or is it simply flat on the wall?


There's a what where, now?

What gets me about that one is duder's chin. WTF? It kind of looks like its superimposed on the pic. But that would mean someone, somewhere said to themself, "You know, that's a nice picture of Selma. But, if we put Bob's chin right here...booyah! Pulitzer Prize, here I come." And that just doesn't make any sense to me.

It looks like an ad pic. The guys chin is any guy even you. All you have to do is buy a bottle of Campari and Salma hayek will get drunk and sleep with you. If this were truly the case I would buy the company.

Is it too late to volunteer to perform the body cavity search. Can't be too careful... might take a few weeks... I'm quite thorough.

zamboni: Is it too late to volunteer to perform the body cavity search. Can't be too careful... might take a few weeks... I'm quite thorough.

Yes, I have volunteered.
We need more pics of those beautiful hips.
Damn, what a fine ass.

Well, there ARE two drinks on the counter there. And apparently a spritzer full of Campari behind her. Therefore the man in the picture must be Nicolas Cage.

CygnusDarius: TMBGfreak: I just hope beyond hope that Mexico can keep up with the changes Calderon has started there. I'm seriously considering moving south of the border to work in a couple years when I'm out of school doing water treatment. I figure I can help improve the area a bunch and make some money in the process.

Border towns are not a good place to live, but other than that, I'd say Guadalajara, Guanajuato, Monterrey (I think, I haven't gone in a while), and Hermosillo (the small town I live in) and a few others are great.

They say Mexico City is getting better, but I don't like Mexico City, in any way.

I'd be living down in either Mexico City or Mexico State, but I'd be all over the country. The maquiladores have big water treatment contracts. The company is located in the nice northern part of the city.

Seeing them right next to the table is interesting. What if one of them is REALLY good at loading a gun, etc even with their hands handcuffed?


I could see 3 seconds of someone not paying attention turning into something really bad.

clusterfrak:
It looks like an ad pic. The guys chin is any guy even you. All you have to do is buy a bottle of Campari and Salma hayek will get drunk and sleep with you. If this were truly the case I would buy the company.

Campari would be a wholly owned subsidiary of Fark if that were the case. And Selma would be a disappointed woman. A very cheesy poof-stained, disappointed woman.

Doctor Funkenstein: clusterfrak:
It looks like an ad pic. The guys chin is any guy even you. All you have to do is buy a bottle of Campari and Salma hayek will get drunk and sleep with you. If this were truly the case I would buy the company.

Campari would be a wholly owned subsidiary of Fark if that were the case. And Selma would be a disappointed woman. A very cheesy poof-stained, disappointed woman.

a cheesy poof-stained selma sounds like a photo shop challenge to me

I respect the Mexican police - Whoever has the brass-iron cojones to go after the cartel, really knows how to live on the edge.

I'd be here Sancho...

once again.

Mangoose: Conservationist: Drugs are just a lifestyle choice, kids. It could be that all these years of evidence pointing out that drugs lead to a bad lifestyle with bad consequences are optional reality, just like the postmodernists say they are. Reality is what you want it to be.

I want reality to be you taking a large dildo up the poop pipe. Not that I disagree with the sentiment you attempt to communicate, just the manner in which you attempt to communicate. Seriously, kids? That's something you say when you want to make your audience feel dumb. Kids? farking prick. You want to teach Middle School, go teach middle school. You want to have an adult farking discussion, try talking to people like an adult.


Happy Holidays.

Golly gee willikers, I think he was just using a turn of phrase.
Santa must not have brought you what you wanted for Christmas, or maybe you just need some sex.

Tony Montana was right: "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."

Gun mol. Another thing the US doesn't make anymore.

Wow, that's so weird. The lineup on the news report is like 12 ugly dudes with nothing to lose, and one beautiful woman. There goes her life. How sad.

FTA - Laura Zuniga...has been stripped of one of her titles

OH GOD, NO! oh wait...titLes...

nevermind...

/moving on
//waiting patiently for more Salma Hayek

wojaq: Doctor Funkenstein: clusterfrak:
It looks like an ad pic. The guys chin is any guy even you. All you have to do is buy a bottle of Campari and Salma hayek will get drunk and sleep with you. If this were truly the case I would buy the company.

Campari would be a wholly owned subsidiary of Fark if that were the case. And Selma would be a disappointed woman. A very cheesy poof-stained, disappointed woman.

a cheesy poof-stained selma sounds like a photo shop challenge to me



QND (obviously)

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is being "Queen of Hispanic America" something that Mexican girls dream about?

Is there such a thing as "Queen of Anglo (or Gringo) America" for the white girls?

Yes. It's called the Miss America pageant.

MAYORBOB: Queen of Hispanic America.



The real Queen of Hispanic America. (new window)

Mangoose: Conservationist: Drugs are just a lifestyle choice, kids. It could be that all these years of evidence pointing out that drugs lead to a bad lifestyle with bad consequences are optional reality, just like the postmodernists say they are. Reality is what you want it to be.

I want reality to be you taking a large dildo up the poop pipe. Not that I disagree with the sentiment you attempt to communicate, just the manner in which you attempt to communicate. Seriously, kids? That's something you say when you want to make your audience feel dumb. Kids? farking prick. You want to teach Middle School, go teach middle school. You want to have an adult farking discussion, try talking to people like an adult.


Happy Holidays.

Try acting like an adult and not a butthurt teenager?