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(Some Guy) Dumbass Tracking #: 1Z9982615F2, delivered. Signed by: Terrorist   (turnto23.com) divider line 136
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Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 09:07:21 PM  
When I had to give ID and fill out a form to buy Sudafed, I signed it "I.Protest." But this was just stupidity on the driver's part.

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 09:21:07 PM  
People who make ten bucks per hour are sometimes bigoted idiots with no capability of understanding neither their actions nor the consequences of them? Whodathunkit?

 
Cyclometh 2008-12-27 10:24:50 PM  
Best part is that Sikhs are a warrior religion. Maybe the UPS guy should be introduced to a Kirpan.

Fortunately, Sikhs aren't violent like that. Even if they do go everywhere armed with a big fark-off dagger.

/always respected that

 
LordOfThePings [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 10:25:38 PM  
CNN certainly has changed since my day.

 
lordargent 2008-12-27 10:36:52 PM  
Cyclometh: Fortunately, Sikhs aren't violent like that. Even if they do go everywhere armed with a big fark-off dagger.

A society where everyone carries around a 'fark-off' dagger and you're surprised people are polite :D

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 10:38:06 PM  
Get over it, they left the package with his neighbors, the bin Ladens.

 
Get Lost 2008-12-27 10:39:59 PM  
Cyclometh:

Fortunately, Sikhs aren't violent like that. Even if they do go everywhere armed with a big fark-off dagger.



But the rest of us would be Tasered and pepper sprayed for carrying a huge concealed weapon like that.

/Come to BC and see the temple riots with swords.
//Two factions.
///Each supply terrorists in their home country.
////Faction that rules, gets the money first..

 
etherknot 2008-12-27 10:40:10 PM  
Pink slip out for delivery.

 
Awesome T-Shirt 2008-12-27 10:44:16 PM  
A certain company could have a nice fat lawsuit to take care off.

 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier 2008-12-27 10:44:56 PM  
As a terrorist who uses the United Parcel Service, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Not really. FedEx ships anthrax with less hassle

 
thatguyfred 2008-12-27 10:45:45 PM  
I always thought UPS/USPS/FEDeX workers were the creme of the crop and upstanding citizens. Just kidding, that is about what I'd expect from someone whose job it is to drive around and deliver packages.

 
Fano 2008-12-27 10:46:10 PM  
lordargent: Cyclometh: Fortunately, Sikhs aren't violent like that. Even if they do go everywhere armed with a big fark-off dagger.

A society where everyone carries around a 'fark-off' dagger and you're surprised people are polite :D


An armed society is a polite society, so I've been told.

 
remus 2008-12-27 10:46:26 PM  
What can BROWN do for you?

 
michaeld5 2008-12-27 10:46:42 PM  
Ha ha. too funny.

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim.

 
Ishidan [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 10:47:02 PM  
"A...C...Phlegm..."

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-12-27 10:49:42 PM  
You might want to think about sending UPS(Video)
Link (new window)

 
spyderqueen 2008-12-27 10:49:45 PM  
Not that I in anyway think the signature "translation" was justified, but I think the people on Air India Flight 182 would disagree with the comment that "Sikh's [sic] are not terrorists".

 
SimonSaid 2008-12-27 10:50:01 PM  
Cornwell: People who make ten bucks per hour are sometimes bigoted idiots with no capability of understanding neither their actions nor the consequences of them? Whodathunkit?

As are some people earning hundreds per hour. I know a couple of lawyers that would make this UPS driver look like a prince of peace.

Hourly rate and education is not a limiting factor. It only makes you smarter about it.

 
angst178n 2008-12-27 10:50:50 PM  
I work for DHL (yes we're still open) and this is just stupid. It has nothing to do with how much they make an hour as another poster suggested (they make like $20 and hour btw) It has to do with the fact that a lot of people are just idiots. You can be stupid and make a lot of money or smart and broke.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-12-27 10:51:03 PM  
Cornwell: People who make ten bucks per hour are sometimes bigoted idiots with no capability of understanding neither their actions nor the consequences of them? Whodathunkit?

I think they make around 14-18 starting off

 
dcigary [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 10:52:23 PM  
Cyclometh: Best part is that Sikhs are a warrior religion. Maybe the UPS guy should be introduced to a Kirpan.

Fortunately, Sikhs aren't violent like that. Even if they do go everywhere armed with a big fark-off dagger.

/always respected that


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Hmmm. First thing I thought of....

 
dendawg 2008-12-27 10:53:16 PM  
michaeld5: Ha ha. too funny.

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim.


typo.graphr.net


This guy might disagree with you....ya know, the rogue g.i. who bombed OKC in '95?

i.realone.com

 
EL_FABREZ 2008-12-27 10:53:38 PM  
thatguyfred: I always thought UPS/USPS/FEDeX workers were the creme of the crop and upstanding citizens. Just kidding, that is about what I'd expect from someone whose job it is to drive around and deliver packages.


Haha, it must suck to have a job delivering packages and getting paid $70,000+ a year. I feel sorry for those fools.

 
wxboy 2008-12-27 10:54:13 PM  
remus: What can BROWN people do for you?

FTFY

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-12-27 10:54:49 PM  
Not that I in anyway think the signature "translation" was justified, but I think the people on Air India Flight 182 would disagree with the comment that "Sikh's [sic] are not terrorists".

And Indira Gandhi

 
Peter von Nostrand 2008-12-27 10:56:40 PM  
michaeld5: Ha ha. too funny.

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim.


Obvious troll is obvious.

 
platkat [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 10:56:59 PM  
Awesome T-Shirt: A certain company could have a nice fat lawsuit to take care off.

You are exactly what's wrong with the world today: supporting litigation for litigation's sake and poor grammar skills.

 
Smiths 2008-12-27 10:59:06 PM  
i love the internet.

making one person's really dumb decision a NATIONAL HEADLINE FOR EVERYONE TO TALK ABOUT.

serious business.

seriously though, I don't know if this is a good or bad thing that the internet has done. Do we really need to know everything about everyone? Don't you think that has also contributed to this "everyone is special" ideology that is plaguing our nation currently?
No one gives a shiat about you and this screwed up UPS guy. Can him, move on.
No one cares that you were kicked off a flight for being fat. Move on.
No one gives a shiat about your kid wearing a dumb t-shirt to school.

There are times I think George Carlin committed suicide and just masked it really well because he saw this shiat was only getting worse.

 
randomstranger 2008-12-27 10:59:22 PM  
Peter von Nostrand: michaeld5: Ha ha. too funny.

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim.

Obvious troll is obvious.


I empathize with this here Obvious Troll--sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 11:00:28 PM  
I once went to a summer college program, and one of the hall monitor-types was a Sikh, and he was awesome. He'd hang out while we students all smoked pot and was just cool, and as amused at our retarded antics as we all were. Someone asked him once why he didn't partake, and his reply was, "I'm happy to see fun, but this is not for me." The way he stated it was so pure, no one asked again, yet we still included him in all our after-hours fun. I have nothing but respect for Sikhs having known him.

 
EL_FABREZ 2008-12-27 11:00:36 PM  
dendawg: michaeld5: Ha ha. too funny.

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim.

This guy might disagree with you....ya know, the rogue g.i. who bombed OKC in '95?



That guy probably was a Muslim. Didn't you know he spent time in Iraq with a militant group in the early 90's?

 
Priapic 2008-12-27 11:01:08 PM  
I have known three Sikhs over the years and met their families or friends. They are the salt of the earth and as far from a muslim psychopath as you could get. They're a lot calmer and more thoughtful than many "patriots," in fact.

 
vegas_greaser 2008-12-27 11:02:07 PM  
As a UPS employee (really), I am getting a kick out these replies...

 
Peter von Nostrand 2008-12-27 11:03:07 PM  
randomstranger: I empathize with this here Obvious Troll--sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

True, but he should have put a little effort into it. Throw in something that plays off "Sikh" or possibly a turban zinger.

 
F1_Fan 2008-12-27 11:03:34 PM  
dcigary: Cyclometh: Best part is that Sikhs are a warrior religion. Maybe the UPS guy should be introduced to a Kirpan.

Fortunately, Sikhs aren't violent like that. Even if they do go everywhere armed with a big fark-off dagger.

/always respected that



Hmmm. First thing I thought of....



The first thing I thought of (more appropriate, imo):

images4.wikia.nocookie.net

 
Stile4aly 2008-12-27 11:07:17 PM  
When I worked at Pizza Hut (shut up, I needed the money for a trip to Vegas) I had a delivery to an Indian family. The name entered into the computer system (and printed on the receipt) was Dirka Dirka.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 11:07:35 PM  
Sikhs are great, devout people.

But man, do they make lousy Oracle databases.

Serslah - - two Sikh guys I worked with in Virginia completely screwed up tables of 100,000+ records so badly we had to resurrect an old Burroughs machine and redump a bunch of flat files to rebuild the archive data.

 
Viewer 2008-12-27 11:08:02 PM  
UPS temp workers are idiots. I live in an apartment complex and we've been waiting for a package for over a week. They tried to deliver it to the wrong apartment, and now it's sitting in a shipping center until Monday when they'll "try to deliver it again." But who can blame them; 300 and 202 are so similar...

 
now now plz git ur farks str8 2008-12-27 11:09:30 PM  
The UPS driver should have typed in "Attention Whore" instead.

/obviously, the customer called the TV station

 
remus 2008-12-27 11:13:22 PM  
Viewer: But who can blame them; 300 and 202 are so similar...

Well, they both have three digits. Give 'em some credit!

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-27 11:16:32 PM  
SuperCatBarf: I once went to a summer college program, and one of the hall monitor-types was a Sikh, and he was awesome. He'd hang out while we students all smoked pot and was just cool, and as amused at our retarded antics as we all were. Someone asked him once why he didn't partake, and his reply was, "I'm happy to see fun, but this is not for me." The way he stated it was so pure, no one asked again, yet we still included him in all our after-hours fun. I have nothing but respect for Sikhs having known him.

To those from the middle east, 'getting stoned' can have a very different meaning.

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 11:17:13 PM  
Cornwell: People who make ten bucks per hour are sometimes bigoted idiots with no capability of understanding neither their actions nor the consequences of them? Whodathunkit?

President Bush makes only $10 an hour?

 
BornfromPain 2008-12-27 11:18:46 PM  
DarthBrooks: Sikhs are great, devout people.

But man, do they make lousy Oracle databases.

Serslah - - two Sikh guys I worked with in Virginia completely screwed up tables of 100,000+ records so badly we had to resurrect an old Burroughs machine and redump a bunch of flat files to rebuild the archive data.



Umm thats about 2/3rds of the people who come from India. As someone who is a recruiter(boy do I hate my job), we are finding that a huge portion of H1B visa holders just out right lie on their resumes both in the states and when they are in places like India about their experiences. They are also known to pull ringers to do the interview so they sound like they know what they are talking about then they send someone else.

Many companies who are opening their doors to Indian's and other H1B visa holders have started to scale back because of just how big the problem has gotten with the resumes and "ringers." Not only did I get burned by it but a whole slew of other people and companies I know.

/Sikhs are good people I have always respected them.

 
MadCat221 2008-12-27 11:19:16 PM  
michaeld5: Ha ha. too funny.

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim.


You just watch. We'll probably be getting some christian terrorists grown right here in the USA over the next four years.

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-27 11:21:51 PM  
remus: Viewer: But who can blame them; 300 and 202 are so similar...

Well, they both have three digits. Give 'em some credit!



There... are... four... digits
img224.imageshack.us

sorry

 
gpellis 2008-12-27 11:23:31 PM  
I love UPS. If you write 'fragile' on your package, the workers, at the end of the day, will throw it on the trucks and laugh as all of the shiat in it breaks.

 
vsync 2008-12-27 11:28:01 PM  

 
El Ojo 2008-12-27 11:29:25 PM  
michaeld5: Ha ha. too funny.

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim.


Timmy McViegh would beg to disagree.

 
Xerxes99 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-27 11:31:11 PM  
i248.photobucket.com

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2008-12-27 11:34:15 PM  
FTFA: The Singh family has lived in Bakersfield for many years and is outraged by this racial comment.

And this was the 1st incident? I find that hard to believe.

 
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