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(Mirror.co.uk) Obvious Prince Edward accused of hitting a dog in welcome break from usual stories about Prince Charles banging a horse   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 62
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mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 06:03:52 PM  
Maybe he should go to a Confessor. Huh, huh, get it?.....ahhhh Jesus I'm a geek.

 
libbynomore2 2008-12-27 06:15:52 PM  
" ring, ring "

Hello?

Yes do you have Prince Edward in a can?

Not yet, but maybe soon.


farm4.static.flickr.com

possibly new line of tobacco coming to replace Prince Albert.


" Prince Edward in a can, take a hit ! "

 
karendotcom 2008-12-27 06:24:42 PM  
Now that is just uncalled for.

 
cerote [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 08:08:37 PM  
+1 for headline alone. Very well done, subby.

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 11:50:42 PM  
karendotcom: Now that is just uncalled for.

You new here?

/+1 for Subby

 
Malinki 2008-12-28 12:55:47 AM  
Useless without cropped pics.

 
the_rhino 2008-12-28 12:55:57 AM  
8========|==D

(Prince Albert)

 
ArgusRun 2008-12-28 12:58:23 AM  
The press say he was hitting his dog. The family says he was "waving his stick."

Me thinks he was really flogging the dolphin.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 01:03:53 AM  
the_rhino: 8========|==D

(Prince Albert)


8==========

Circumcition.

 
fernandez 2008-12-28 01:09:20 AM  
*buh dum tish*

 
bersl2 2008-12-28 01:12:13 AM  
CygnusDarius: the_rhino: 8========|==D

(Prince Albert)

8==========

Circumcition.


If that's the outcome, you're doing it wrong.

 
ZombieStreetCred 2008-12-28 01:14:49 AM  
I hope Omarion's gonna be ok.

 
whataboutbob1974 2008-12-28 01:17:41 AM  
I don't know I'd go so far as to call her a dog, but I don't think I'd necessarily hit it either.

www.newprophecy.net

 
OniNeko 2008-12-28 01:20:55 AM  
PRINCE ALBERT HIT HIS DOG! WE SAW PICTURES! NO, WE'RE NOT POSTING THEM!

/wtf guys.

 
OniNeko 2008-12-28 01:21:59 AM  
Edward, Edward damnit. It's late, I'm intoxicated and everyone is talking about Prince Albert.

/fark.

 
nekulor [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 01:24:34 AM  
bersl2: CygnusDarius: the_rhino: 8========|==D

(Prince Albert)

8==========

Circumcition.

If that's the outcome, you're doing it wrong.


Actually, that is the outcome where you die of blood loss.

 
Fano 2008-12-28 01:29:09 AM  
OniNeko: Edward, Edward damnit. It's late, I'm intoxicated and everyone is talking about Prince Albert.

/fark.


Well yes, because he is in the can.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-12-28 01:34:36 AM  
He should have told one of the two dogs locked in battle to go to sit in the corner

 
ayretise 2008-12-28 01:35:05 AM  
"Hitting a dog is a pathetic, cowardly and vicious act - it would appear he has had a royal tantrum."


Hitting a dog is by no means "cowardly". Hell I'm afraid to even pet them.

 
P.I. Staker 2008-12-28 01:37:49 AM  
"What's the dog's name?" --Prince Edward
"${name}" --Somebody
*whack*
"Be still, ${name}" --Prince Edward

 
now now plz git ur farks str8 2008-12-28 01:40:54 AM  
i488.photobucket.com

 
bugdog [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 01:44:19 AM  
Here are the pictures. (new window)

No pics of him directly hitting either dog, but he's sure as hell scaring the crap out of them.

There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.

 
EyeBoss 2008-12-28 01:55:02 AM  
bugdog: Here are the pictures. (new window)

No pics of him directly hitting either dog, but he's sure as hell scaring the crap out of them.

There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.


Yeah, with a gun. When dogs are mad they're on another plain, That's why we call them animals.

 
Bgnome 2008-12-28 01:55:27 AM  
bugdog: Here are the pictures. (new window)

No pics of him directly hitting either dog, but he's sure as hell scaring the crap out of them.

There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.


kick them?

use the bang stick instead?

put your hands in betwen the fighting dogs, and what they are fighting over

y'know what.. forget it.. all the animal right coonts can have a field day with this prattle.. there are more important things going on in this world

I was really trying to troll but damnet.. the fight just isn't there, it's all just stupid and ridiculous

 
WarWolf 2008-12-28 01:56:21 AM  
www.warwolf.com
"Hey guys, let me know when it's safe to come out. Ok?"

 
Enrico Pallazzo 2008-12-28 02:03:30 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.comtheducks.org

hopefully that's the same Prince Edward

 
Merry Sunshine 2008-12-28 02:11:12 AM  
OniNeko: Edward, Edward damnit. It's late, I'm intoxicated and everyone is talking about Prince Albert.

/fark.


I, for one, LOL'd.

 
hyperspacemonkey 2008-12-28 02:14:38 AM  
bugdog: There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.

There are? A serious fight where both dogs are freaking out? Would someone who is not a professional dog trainer know these methods? What if he broke them up and then one snarled at him? Couldn't that warrant a big scare?

 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 02:17:34 AM  
It's Cobra Commander! He strikes again!

www.comixconnection.com

 
Pilot Kosmosa 2008-12-28 02:37:17 AM  
I can't believe he would abuse a stick like that! Can't we show hard wood the dignity it deserves?

 
black_knight 2008-12-28 02:39:06 AM  
Submitter wins two internets.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 03:02:18 AM  
mitchcumstein1: Maybe he should go to a Confessor. Huh, huh, get it?.....ahhhh Jesus I'm a geek.

Who are you, who are so lame in the ways of history?

 
christinep 2008-12-28 03:34:36 AM  
"...usual stories about Prince Charles banging a horse"

Huh? Please list 1 news article where Charles was caught performing animal husbandry.

 
adeist69 2008-12-28 03:57:03 AM  
christinep: "...usual stories about Prince Charles banging a horse"

Huh? Please list 1 news article where Charles was caught performing animal husbandry.


Every article that had a pic of Camilla, of course...

 
thunderballz 2008-12-28 03:58:49 AM  
what about the pheasant? waaaaaaaaambulance

 
adeist69 2008-12-28 04:01:56 AM  
I'm gonna remember that if I ever see an animal rights
activist being attacked by ANY kind of animal, to just
stand back and watch, lest I be accused of cruelty.

 
libbynomore2 2008-12-28 04:12:16 AM  
OniNeko Quote 2008-12-28 01:21:59 AM
Edward, Edward damnit. It's late, I'm intoxicated and everyone is talking about Prince Albert.

/fark.



I guess this is my fault......for assuming that farkers actually know who Prince ALBERT is and that old joke about the CAN he's in, and how it can be twisted to relate to Prince EDWARD. I know some got it, but many of you dolts FAILED miserably in understanding.

/forgot I was dealing with a bunch of fukcing clueless idiots.
//my bad.....I guess....
///please, STEP OFF

 
Xionicist 2008-12-28 04:23:05 AM  
the_rhino: 8========|==D

(Prince Albert)


Actually, that's an ampallang, specifically a shaft ampallang.

This is a Prince Albert:

8==========D-

/Sort of. The ring should enter just behind the head, vertically, and should run through and then out the urethra. It should also be a circular ring, rather than a barbell, though there are barbell variants.
//The more you know...

 
TwistedFark 2008-12-28 04:38:45 AM  
EyeBoss: bugdog: Here are the pictures. (new window)

No pics of him directly hitting either dog, but he's sure as hell scaring the crap out of them.

There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.

Yeah, with a gun. When dogs are mad they're on another plain, That's why we call them animals.


I think stern lectures are the way to keep dogs from tearing each other apart. Maybe a harshly worded rejoinder as well.

 
inmediasres 2008-12-28 05:32:38 AM  
that spoony bard...

 
Jamieboy 2008-12-28 06:04:02 AM  
bugdog: Here are the pictures. (new window)

No pics of him directly hitting either dog, but he's sure as hell scaring the crap out of them.

There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.


Can you guys tell if Eddie's gun was broke open while he was brandishing his 'stick'? Looks to me like it's not. To bad he didn't blow his head off or shoot himself in the foot while having his hissy fit and scaring the fark out of his dogs.

I don't know much about guns and hunting, but one thing I did learn the few times I was in the field is you never romp around, or beat your dog, with a shotgun ready to fire.

Yea, much better ways to break up a dog fight. A bucket of water or an air horn come to mind.

 
Archie DeBunker [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 06:04:24 AM  
Merry Sunshine: OniNeko: Edward, Edward damnit. It's late, I'm intoxicated and everyone is talking about Prince Albert.

/fark.

I, for one, LOL'd.


I did too. Well done. Cheers!

 
StrikitRich 2008-12-28 06:25:08 AM  
Jamieboy:
Yea, much better ways to break up a dog fight. A bucket of water or an air horn come to mind.


Yeah, because both of which are readily available out in the field.

Dogs, like some Farkers, need to beat every once in a while as it's the only way to get through to them when they lose control

 
withnail420 2008-12-28 06:39:20 AM  
never beat an animal you idiot
/off back to sleep

 
Hop-Frog 2008-12-28 06:47:18 AM  
Good bird dogs shouldn't fight over birds but any dog will fight.

Looks to me like he (Ed) did the best he could with poor training...both his and the dogs'.

/I don't fault the guy, but he may need help hunting like that
//energetic, young dogs are quite a handfull
///smacking your cane on the ground is no crime, but not so helpful

 
octopied 2008-12-28 08:33:41 AM  
Good grief. Even if he did strike the dog, what if it was minimal force? I don't agree with harming or beating animals, but it would be some kind of horrible crime to smack one lightly with a sick to break up a fight? Apparently people don't have enough atrocities to other humans to worry about.

 
mojofriendship 2008-12-28 08:57:30 AM  
Jamieboy:
Yea, much better ways to break up a dog fight. A bucket of water or an air horn come to mind.


Which of course are always conveniently located nearby when the dogs start fighting.

 
Hand Banana 2008-12-28 10:01:58 AM  
They're all just bitter that their mum is going to outlive them all.

/no crown for you!

 
More_Like_A_Stain 2008-12-28 10:29:00 AM  
Pilot Kosmosa: I can't believe he would abuse a stick like that! Can't we show hard wood the dignity it deserves?

That would be a RugbyJock PS thread entry. Thanks, but no. Do not want.

 
Frittermywig 2008-12-28 10:36:21 AM  
"I think stern lectures are the way to keep dogs from tearing each other apart. Maybe a harshly worded rejoinder as well."

A full course of therapy by a licensed professional animal psychologist is obviously called for, harsh words could damage self esteem so important to canines. As to the human, a few years in jail followed by mandatory medication is the only solution.

The Limeys is all barking.

 
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