Maybe he should go to a Confessor. Huh, huh, get it?.....ahhhh Jesus I'm a geek.

" ring, ring "

Hello?

Yes do you have Prince Edward in a can?

Not yet, but maybe soon.




possibly new line of tobacco coming to replace Prince Albert.


" Prince Edward in a can, take a hit ! "

Now that is just uncalled for.

+1 for headline alone. Very well done, subby.

karendotcom: Now that is just uncalled for.

You new here?

/+1 for Subby

Useless without cropped pics.

8========|==D

(Prince Albert)

The press say he was hitting his dog. The family says he was "waving his stick."

Me thinks he was really flogging the dolphin.

the_rhino: 8========|==D

(Prince Albert)

8==========

Circumcition.

*buh dum tish*

CygnusDarius: the_rhino: 8========|==D

(Prince Albert)

8==========

Circumcition.

If that's the outcome, you're doing it wrong.

I hope Omarion's gonna be ok.

I don't know I'd go so far as to call her a dog, but I don't think I'd necessarily hit it either.

PRINCE ALBERT HIT HIS DOG! WE SAW PICTURES! NO, WE'RE NOT POSTING THEM!

/wtf guys.

Edward, Edward damnit. It's late, I'm intoxicated and everyone is talking about Prince Albert.

/fark.

bersl2: CygnusDarius: the_rhino: 8========|==D

(Prince Albert)

8==========

Circumcition.

If that's the outcome, you're doing it wrong.

Actually, that is the outcome where you die of blood loss.

OniNeko: Edward, Edward damnit. It's late, I'm intoxicated and everyone is talking about Prince Albert.

/fark.

Well yes, because he is in the can.

He should have told one of the two dogs locked in battle to go to sit in the corner

"Hitting a dog is a pathetic, cowardly and vicious act - it would appear he has had a royal tantrum."


Hitting a dog is by no means "cowardly". Hell I'm afraid to even pet them.

"What's the dog's name?" --Prince Edward
"${name}" --Somebody
*whack*
"Be still, ${name}" --Prince Edward

Here are the pictures. (new window)

No pics of him directly hitting either dog, but he's sure as hell scaring the crap out of them.

There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.

bugdog: Here are the pictures. (new window)

No pics of him directly hitting either dog, but he's sure as hell scaring the crap out of them.

There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.

Yeah, with a gun. When dogs are mad they're on another plain, That's why we call them animals.

bugdog: Here are the pictures. (new window)

No pics of him directly hitting either dog, but he's sure as hell scaring the crap out of them.

There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.

kick them?

use the bang stick instead?

put your hands in betwen the fighting dogs, and what they are fighting over

y'know what.. forget it.. all the animal right coonts can have a field day with this prattle.. there are more important things going on in this world

I was really trying to troll but damnet.. the fight just isn't there, it's all just stupid and ridiculous

"Hey guys, let me know when it's safe to come out. Ok?"

hopefully that's the same Prince Edward

OniNeko: Edward, Edward damnit. It's late, I'm intoxicated and everyone is talking about Prince Albert.

/fark.

I, for one, LOL'd.

bugdog: There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.

There are? A serious fight where both dogs are freaking out? Would someone who is not a professional dog trainer know these methods? What if he broke them up and then one snarled at him? Couldn't that warrant a big scare?

It's Cobra Commander! He strikes again!

I can't believe he would abuse a stick like that! Can't we show hard wood the dignity it deserves?

Submitter wins two internets.

mitchcumstein1: Maybe he should go to a Confessor. Huh, huh, get it?.....ahhhh Jesus I'm a geek.

Who are you, who are so lame in the ways of history?

"...usual stories about Prince Charles banging a horse"

Huh? Please list 1 news article where Charles was caught performing animal husbandry.

christinep: "...usual stories about Prince Charles banging a horse"

Huh? Please list 1 news article where Charles was caught performing animal husbandry.

Every article that had a pic of Camilla, of course...

what about the pheasant? waaaaaaaaambulance

I'm gonna remember that if I ever see an animal rights
activist being attacked by ANY kind of animal, to just
stand back and watch, lest I be accused of cruelty.

OniNeko Quote 2008-12-28 01:21:59 AM
Edward, Edward damnit. It's late, I'm intoxicated and everyone is talking about Prince Albert.

/fark.


I guess this is my fault......for assuming that farkers actually know who Prince ALBERT is and that old joke about the CAN he's in, and how it can be twisted to relate to Prince EDWARD. I know some got it, but many of you dolts FAILED miserably in understanding.

/forgot I was dealing with a bunch of fukcing clueless idiots.
//my bad.....I guess....
///please, STEP OFF

the_rhino: 8========|==D

(Prince Albert)

Actually, that's an ampallang, specifically a shaft ampallang.

This is a Prince Albert:

8==========D-

/Sort of. The ring should enter just behind the head, vertically, and should run through and then out the urethra. It should also be a circular ring, rather than a barbell, though there are barbell variants.
//The more you know...

EyeBoss: bugdog: Here are the pictures. (new window)

No pics of him directly hitting either dog, but he's sure as hell scaring the crap out of them.

There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.

Yeah, with a gun. When dogs are mad they're on another plain, That's why we call them animals.

I think stern lectures are the way to keep dogs from tearing each other apart. Maybe a harshly worded rejoinder as well.

that spoony bard...

bugdog: Here are the pictures. (new window)

No pics of him directly hitting either dog, but he's sure as hell scaring the crap out of them.

There are better ways of breaking up a dog fight.

Can you guys tell if Eddie's gun was broke open while he was brandishing his 'stick'? Looks to me like it's not. To bad he didn't blow his head off or shoot himself in the foot while having his hissy fit and scaring the fark out of his dogs.

I don't know much about guns and hunting, but one thing I did learn the few times I was in the field is you never romp around, or beat your dog, with a shotgun ready to fire.

Yea, much better ways to break up a dog fight. A bucket of water or an air horn come to mind.

Merry Sunshine: OniNeko: Edward, Edward damnit. It's late, I'm intoxicated and everyone is talking about Prince Albert.

/fark.

I, for one, LOL'd.

I did too. Well done. Cheers!

Jamieboy:
Yea, much better ways to break up a dog fight. A bucket of water or an air horn come to mind.

Yeah, because both of which are readily available out in the field.

Dogs, like some Farkers, need to beat every once in a while as it's the only way to get through to them when they lose control

never beat an animal you idiot
/off back to sleep

Good bird dogs shouldn't fight over birds but any dog will fight.

Looks to me like he (Ed) did the best he could with poor training...both his and the dogs'.

/I don't fault the guy, but he may need help hunting like that
//energetic, young dogs are quite a handfull
///smacking your cane on the ground is no crime, but not so helpful

Good grief. Even if he did strike the dog, what if it was minimal force? I don't agree with harming or beating animals, but it would be some kind of horrible crime to smack one lightly with a sick to break up a fight? Apparently people don't have enough atrocities to other humans to worry about.

Jamieboy:
Yea, much better ways to break up a dog fight. A bucket of water or an air horn come to mind.

Which of course are always conveniently located nearby when the dogs start fighting.

They're all just bitter that their mum is going to outlive them all.

/no crown for you!

Pilot Kosmosa: I can't believe he would abuse a stick like that! Can't we show hard wood the dignity it deserves?

That would be a RugbyJock PS thread entry. Thanks, but no. Do not want.

"I think stern lectures are the way to keep dogs from tearing each other apart. Maybe a harshly worded rejoinder as well."

A full course of therapy by a licensed professional animal psychologist is obviously called for, harsh words could damage self esteem so important to canines. As to the human, a few years in jail followed by mandatory medication is the only solution.

The Limeys is all barking.