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(New York Daily News) Weird 20-year old woman who had never been kissed picks a random 17-year old kid to be her first at a public kissing seminar held in Times Square   (nydailynews.com) divider line 204
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Yanks_RSJ 2008-12-27 04:23:05 PM  
"It was really awkward. Kissing just isn't what I'm usually into," she said. "It met my expectations, but it was kind of strange."

Yeah, stick to anal.

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 04:48:09 PM  
It's times like this I have an uncommon last name.

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 04:49:16 PM  
staplermofo: It's times like this I'm glad that I have an uncommon last name.

You stupid jackass. I'm not talking to you anymore.

 
Cyclometh 2008-12-27 04:50:28 PM  
staplermofo: staplermofo: It's times like this I'm glad that I have an uncommon last name.

You stupid jackass. I'm not talking to you anymore.


Dude, don't quote trolls, it messes up my filter.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 04:57:39 PM  
20 years old and never kissed? Somehow I don't think I'd WANT to be kissed by her.

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 05:00:14 PM  
That's sad.

 
Roook [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 05:04:29 PM  
She should go to jail for corrupting a minor! double standards!

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 05:16:52 PM  
She should have tried kissing Sunny Hwang.

 
Durendal [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 05:33:09 PM  
cretinbob: 20 years old and never kissed? Somehow I don't think I'd WANT to be kissed by her.

Too true. She's probably a hideous hosebeast hippo with fold mold and bits of peanut M&Ms in her teeth.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 05:36:10 PM  
Durendal: Too true. She's probably a hideous hosebeast hippo with fold mold and bits of peanut M&Ms in her teeth.

giggety

 
Saborlas [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 05:48:34 PM  
About as romantic as a vacuum cleaner for Xmas.

 
vincentpriceisdead 2008-12-27 05:55:32 PM  
I was gonna make a joke about "the stroke of midnight" but now I just feel bad for everyone involved.

Oh, and TTIUWP.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 06:53:25 PM  
I hope she was jailed for assault and child endangerment. If she hasn't ever been so much as kissed by a boy she surely has never had her boobies groped and has knees so sharp as to be considered weapons.

I hope that kid gets the therapy he needs to not be turned gay by that terrible experience.

 
Colonel_Colin_Campbell 2008-12-27 07:22:41 PM  
A twenty year old woman kissing a 17 year old boy? I'm going to have to see your teaching credentials lady.

 
thirdful 2008-12-27 07:24:51 PM  
She's a damn pedophile! People like her make me sick. Surely someone should come forth and have her jailed for her sickening acts with a minor. Where is the justice in the world!?! WHY WONT ANYONE THING OF THE CHILDREN!?!

 
libbynomore2 2008-12-27 07:26:23 PM  
New York

Figures...

 
Xioxia 2008-12-27 07:26:45 PM  
Well, it's all down hill from there...

 
Fano 2008-12-27 07:26:57 PM  
What kiss may look like:

graphics8.nytimes.com

 
eff ewe 2008-12-27 07:28:24 PM  
C'mon honey. Give me some of that kissy face lovin'

i127.photobucket.com

 
ubertwit 2008-12-27 07:29:38 PM  
your mom is going to pissed that you posted that.

 
hershmire 2008-12-27 07:30:56 PM  
Here's the only 20-year-old Sarah Maher (new window) from Pennsylvania on MySpace. Not bad looking. Perhaps she has a debilitating social disorder?

 
Smeggy Smurf 2008-12-27 07:31:35 PM  
cretinbob: 20 years old and never kissed? Somehow I don't think I'd WANT to be kissed by her.

Picture the horror that is my ex-wife's 27 year old virgin brother. Why yes he does work at Toys R Us selling videogames when he's not watching cartoons in his parent's basement.

Him and the wench from TFA should hook up and DIAF

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-27 07:31:40 PM  
FTFA: With Koro White, 27, an actor-model from Queens, and Sunny Hwang, a Manhattan restaurant hostess, sparks flew.

They had never met, either, but each found out about the event on craigslist and were matched up when they got to Times Square.


Why does shiat like this not surprise me? But seriously, a kissing seminar? I could rob people blind running a biz like that.

 
Nick Nostril 2008-12-27 07:32:24 PM  
Yanks_RSJ: "It was really awkward. Kissing just isn't what I'm usually into," she said. "It met my expectations, but it was kind of strange."

Yeah, stick to anal.


Winnar!

 
chicklette 2008-12-27 07:35:29 PM  
eff ewe: C'mon honey. Give me some of that kissy face lovin'


There's a special kind of scary going on in that picture.

 
The Asshole Guy 2008-12-27 07:39:22 PM  
I've been kissing girls since I was 5yrs old and starting at a young age paid off. I can melt a womans panties off of her just from kissing her lips.

One of the greatest things a woman ever told me. I'm jealous of your wife cause I wish my husband could kiss like you.

Dawn, if you are reading this, thanks for all the blowjobs :-p

 
redheadedslut 2008-12-27 07:41:48 PM  
the asshole guy: oh heyy

 
nuclear_asshat 2008-12-27 07:42:20 PM  
fanbladesaresharp: Why does shiat like this not surprise me? But seriously, a kissing seminar? I could rob people blind running a biz like that.

Are you gay? Because it seems that things of this nature work much better if you are a flaming 'mo. When you are a straight dude, it's hard to set something like this up and not look like a total creapazoid douche-nozzle ass bag.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-12-27 07:42:21 PM  
She kissed a 17 year old? And she wasn't arrested?

i217.photobucket.com

 
PumpUpDaFark 2008-12-27 07:42:52 PM  
patdollard.com

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-12-27 07:43:11 PM  
Durendal: cretinbob: 20 years old and never kissed? Somehow I don't think I'd WANT to be kissed by her.

Too true. She's probably a hideous hosebeast hippo with fold mold and bits of peanut M&Ms in her teeth.


Like a Farkette

 
robohobo 2008-12-27 07:46:10 PM  
Wonder how many new cases of herpes popped up...

 
The Asshole Guy 2008-12-27 07:47:43 PM  
redheadedslut: the asshole guy: oh heyy

Just looked at your pic and those are some lips I could get to know. You are freaking hot if that is your pic.

For everyone: If you enjoy kissing anyone invest in some chapstick. Kissing dry chapped lips is like kissing the bottom of a foot with corns.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 07:48:45 PM  
"It was really awkward. Kissing just isn't what I'm usually into," she said. "It met my expectations, but it was kind of strange."

Gayyyy.

This is what every lesbian tells me kissing a guy is like for them.

 
mom_dropped_me 2008-12-27 07:49:51 PM  
Yanks_RSJ: "It was really awkward. Kissing just isn't what I'm usually into," she said. "It met my expectations, but it was kind of strange."

Yeah, stick to anal.


Exactly! I was thinking she probably watches lots of hockey while on all fours.

 
Krantzstone 2008-12-27 07:50:28 PM  
robohobo: Wonder how many new cases of herpes popped up...

Cold sores FTW?

 
Barbecue Bob 2008-12-27 07:50:34 PM  
Do hummers count?

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 07:52:31 PM  
bobbette: This is what every lesbian tells me kissing a guy is like for them.

That's what I was thinking too

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 07:55:22 PM  
I knew someone who was older than this who hadn't been kissed.

She was very attractive. She was also very religious, and just hadn't found the guy to match.

 
scape 2008-12-27 07:56:06 PM  
I work with a 20 year old chick who's never drank, smoked, or had sex. She's actually kinda cute too.. weird.

 
Semi-Sane 2008-12-27 07:57:56 PM  
Was the 17 year old strapped down and forced into kissing her? If she made it to 20 without ever kissing anyone she is probably a beast.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-27 07:58:51 PM  
The Asshole Guy: redheadedslut: the asshole guy: oh heyy

Just looked at your pic and those are some lips I could get to know. You are freaking hot if that is your pic.

For everyone: If you enjoy kissing anyone invest in some chapstick. Kissing dry chapped lips is like kissing the bottom of a foot with corns.


So that kiss at 5 years old was actually from your Mom then, amirite?

 
ZipSplat 2008-12-27 07:58:57 PM  
scape: I work with a 20 year old chick who's never drank, smoked, or had sex. She's actually kinda cute too.. weird.

They go down... hard. And that's not innuendo.

 
HempHead 2008-12-27 07:59:07 PM  
A kiss? Those are the shocking things that go on at Time Square now a days?

Times sure have changed...

 
aquaticphoenix 2008-12-27 08:01:21 PM  
hershmire: Here's the only 20-year-old Sarah Maher (new window) from Pennsylvania on MySpace. Not bad looking. Perhaps she has a debilitating social disorder?

You're right, she is cute. Maybe she's just innocent and such.

/ I'll be in my bunk

 
some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac 2008-12-27 08:02:45 PM  
TTIWWP of Sunny Hwang.

 
Ikahoshi 2008-12-27 08:03:34 PM  
I got one planted on me when I was 8 by the girl next door. She was the same age as me, and no tongue action, but hey... at least I got that out of the way early.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-27 08:03:37 PM  
nuclear_asshat: fanbladesaresharp: Why does shiat like this not surprise me? But seriously, a kissing seminar? I could rob people blind running a biz like that.

Are you gay? Because it seems that things of this nature work much better if you are a flaming 'mo. When you are a straight dude, it's hard to set something like this up and not look like a total creapazoid douche-nozzle ass bag.


It's all about location and the marketing. What works in NYC may or may not in LA. What works in Iowa might not go so well in Miami. On the surface, the concept isn't all that creepy. I think it's the ages of the 2 that creep people out. It's also not a new idea either. Ever heard of speed dating? Flash mobs? Murder Mystery dinners/trains? There are a thousand ways people find to hook up or get beyond their prudishness. Herpes, however, is forever.

 
The Asshole Guy 2008-12-27 08:06:29 PM  
fanbladesaresharp: The Asshole Guy: redheadedslut: the asshole guy: oh heyy

Just looked at your pic and those are some lips I could get to know. You are freaking hot if that is your pic.

For everyone: If you enjoy kissing anyone invest in some chapstick. Kissing dry chapped lips is like kissing the bottom of a foot with corns.

So that kiss at 5 years old was actually from your Mom then, amirite?


No, I had a girlfriend when I was 5yrs old. Her first name was kimberley and I won't post her last name but we used to run behind bushes and trees to kiss. She was mine up till the age of nine when her family moved away and yes we once got naked together. Didn't last long cause we both got scared we would get caught.

You can believe me if you desire or call me a liar. I know the truth and I also know if I can kiss a woman. We are going to end up sleeping with each other. Might not happen that night but it will happen.

 
zamboni 2008-12-27 08:07:18 PM  
She sounds fat.

 
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