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(First Coast News) Florida Even with all the progress in the world, there are still a few anti-dentites out there   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 40
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FreakinB 2008-12-27 08:27:46 PM  
That scene is now THAT much more hilarious after Michael Richards' stand-up tirade.

/DNRTFA

 
Goldstein [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-27 08:27:53 PM  
Headline makes me think of Robert Wagner, so good job subby.

 
Kevin72 2008-12-27 08:28:05 PM  
Next you'll be saying that they should go to separate schools.

 
Veteran of the Cola Wars 2008-12-27 08:28:34 PM  
Deadite dentites?

Got nuttin'.

 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier 2008-12-27 08:31:15 PM  
Actually SUBBY, she applied the basic concept of dental school.

Find a hole, and make it bigger by whatever painful means available. Then, fill the hole and charge the customer.

/Internet Dentist AWAY!!!

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 08:31:29 PM  
FreakinB: That scene is now THAT much more hilarious after Michael Richards' stand-up tirade.

Are you kidding? That was gold.

 
Zuel 2008-12-27 08:32:27 PM  
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Actually SUBBY, she applied the basic concept of dental school.

Find a hole, and make it bigger by whatever painful means available. Then, fill the hole and charge the customer.


Odd, that's my dating strategy. Hmmm.....

 
pfk505 2008-12-27 08:36:13 PM  
^- rabid anti-dentite

 
FreakinB 2008-12-27 08:37:01 PM  
OregonVet: FreakinB: That scene is now THAT much more hilarious after Michael Richards' stand-up tirade.

Are you kidding? That was gold.


Gold to begin with. Gold and diamonds and unicorns now.

 
Griswold 2008-12-27 08:40:03 PM  
FTFA:
Police also think he robbed an eye doctor down the street.

Knowing the doctor and patients would be away, a driver broke through the front door at a dentist office



An eye for an eye...tooth for a tooth??

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 08:41:57 PM  
The culprit:

www.grimmemennesker.dk

 
thesubliminalman 2008-12-27 08:44:10 PM  
stalagtites hang down and stalagmites grow upwards anti-dentites do what?

 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 08:44:29 PM  
This looks like a plot by Cobra Commander. Cobra Commander, was that you?

i227.photobucket.com

 
carmody 2008-12-27 08:46:59 PM  
What progress?

 
CayoHuesoDude 2008-12-27 08:53:12 PM  
It's the gootse bandit, I tell ya!

Wanna see?



Get over it!

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 08:55:59 PM  
HAAAAAA!!! a smart thief always goes to where the money is!

too funny.

 
namegoeshere 2008-12-27 08:57:03 PM  
Hmmm... Drive thru dentistry. It could catch on.

 
Peter von Nostrand 2008-12-27 09:01:09 PM  
You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist don't you?

Newer magazines.

 
jdamaral 2008-12-27 09:02:13 PM  
Route canal?

/got nothin

 
BlindDog [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 09:05:06 PM  
Air bags did not go off on his rental car. Hmmm.

 
exit [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 09:08:23 PM  
So long dental plan!

 
Tumeric 2008-12-27 09:24:16 PM  
Lisa needs braces!

 
ColombianNecktie 2008-12-27 09:33:46 PM  
img178.imageshack.us

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2008-12-27 09:34:09 PM  
Tumeric: Lisa needs braces!

Dental plan!

 
Funk Brothers 2008-12-27 09:35:26 PM  
Ok ok the only reason I'm trying to get with this girl is because she's Jewish.

Or maybe not...

 
Holfax [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 09:36:22 PM  
We make holes in teeth!

/...repair offices.

 
ColombianNecktie 2008-12-27 09:36:50 PM  
img258.imageshack.us

unavailable for comment

 
EnderX 2008-12-27 09:43:02 PM  
Kevin72: Next you'll be saying that they should go to separate schools.

THEY DO!!!

 
EnderX 2008-12-27 09:45:36 PM  
Peter von Nostrand: You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist don't you?

Newer magazines.


i hate myself for laughing at that.....well done.

 
EatYourHeartOut 2008-12-27 09:47:05 PM  
If you're against a certain race, you're a racist. If you're against a certain gender, you're a sexist. If you're against teeth, you're a... dentist? Huh. It all makes sense now.

 
Savage Belief 2008-12-27 09:49:42 PM  
Read headline and thought it said anti deadite.

You know who else was anti deadite?

adamriggins.com

Link as hot as the barrel of Ash's boomstick.

 
black_knight 2008-12-27 10:05:57 PM  
A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 10:09:48 PM  
Malbar: CygnusDarius: The culprit:

gee i wonder if he's a jew


I was just going after the ugly smile.

 
phamwaa 2008-12-27 10:16:07 PM  
content.answers.com
Can't believe no one's posted this yet.

/Ja, ist hotlinkt
//But is it safe?

 
gwendolyyyn 2008-12-27 10:27:28 PM  
thesubliminalman: stalagtites hang down and stalagmites grow upwards anti-dentites do what?

LOL

+12 for first lol i've had in awhile.

 
mjoven1975 [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 12:06:28 AM  
Perhaps the burglar needed a schtickel of flouride.

 
mug_costanza 2008-12-28 12:20:03 AM  
Kevin72: Next you'll be saying that they should go to separate schools.

They DO have their own schools!

 
Begoggle 2008-12-28 02:57:04 AM  
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said...

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-12-28 03:10:44 AM  
jdamaral: Route canal?

/got nothin


Only if the crook's name was Gordon Freeman and he used a crowbar to gain entry.

 
saddlesablazin 2008-12-28 08:29:13 PM  
I'm a proud anti-dentite, and two of my close friends are dentists. I'm trying to convince them to become mercury-free and advise against root canals.

That's my biggest problem with dentists. They stick a radioactive metal in your mouth and tell you it's safe. Then they expect your immune system to function optimally when it has to accept dead skin cells (root canal).

 
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