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(The Chattanoogan) Unlikely Local media goes crazy over missing teenage girl. Fark: she's not white   (chattanoogan.com) divider line 99
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systerchristian 2008-12-27 12:10:55 PM  
If she's not white then why should I care?

/i keed

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 12:12:15 PM  
Not a word about it on the news networks.

 
Stinky McButt 2008-12-27 12:15:05 PM  
They should be covering it, that's what the local media is for. But since this one is a runaway, it wouldn't matter who she is, slim chances it would get covered nationally.

 
NightOwl2255 2008-12-27 12:15:38 PM  
FTA: A 13 year old girl has been missing since she ran away from home on Sunday night. ...was last seen Sunday night when she jumped from her bedroom window, and left with someone in a light colored four-door vehicle.


Not really a missing girl and my give a damn meter is stuck on 0.

 
balin007 2008-12-27 12:18:17 PM  
has been missing since she ran away from home on Sunday night.

So she ran away.. Kids do that. Not to mention that this is some back water news source. It's not main stream and it never will be. She is not white/attractive/rich or what ever else it takes for the media to want to make it into a big story.

I doubt they are actually looking anyways, god knows no one cares about little black kids. Sad but I am probably right and there is no real push to find her.

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 12:21:47 PM  
She's still photogenic and female, that's 2 out of 3.
When you live in the sticks you have to settle for less.

 
kona [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 12:23:38 PM  
ran off with her pimp

 
balin007 2008-12-27 12:27:30 PM  
kona: ran off with her pimp

I thought that, but I did not want to post it lol.

 
KellyLockhart [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 12:28:10 PM  
Local media is covering the story, but not sure if they are going "crazy" over it.

Police Search for Missing Teen

Search For Missing Teen

Police search for missing teen

And all of the above are merely a simple re-writing of the police press released.

Of course, if she were white... well, Nancy Grace would be all over it in a heartbeat.

 
Coronach 2008-12-27 12:28:52 PM  
That's racits.

i499.photobucket.com

 
lomnoir [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 12:45:06 PM  
Stinky McButt: They should be covering it, that's what the local media is for. But since this one is a runaway, it wouldn't matter who she is, slim chances it would get covered nationally.

www.thesmokinggun.com

The Runaway Bride would say differently (pops).

 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 12:46:51 PM  
Surely you can't be serious?
www.movieactors.com

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 12:55:54 PM  
mitchcumstein1: Surely you can't be serious?

I AM serious. And don't call me Shirley.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 01:14:40 PM  
Chattanooga media is just now getting in the tank for Obama, this was the best they could do.

 
NYZooMan 2008-12-27 01:15:57 PM  
Let Sharpton handle it.

 
Hendrix 2008-12-27 01:22:25 PM  
I can't tell if the subby was being sarcastic with his title.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 01:23:44 PM  
She's not missing. She ran away, and doesn't want to be found.

And Subby is racist.

 
Hide your chickens 2008-12-27 01:23:48 PM  
She may be in the company of another juvenile named Darrius.

Her and Darrius forming babby.

 
Caulfield 2008-12-27 01:24:20 PM  
FTA: She may be in the company of another juvenile named Darrius.

Is that just a wild guess? Even if it is, I still agree.

 
frizzle65 2008-12-27 01:28:46 PM  
I wrote a song about this very subject. I called it "Missing White Girl" at first but kind of got the sense that people found the title a little offensive...What do i know!

Here's the Demo.

Link

 
aladywhoknows 2008-12-27 01:29:16 PM  
Stinky McButt: They should be covering it, that's what the local media is for. But since this one is a runaway, it wouldn't matter who she is, slim chances it would get covered nationally.

Canada just had Brandon Crisp, and I know it went international...

/just sayin

 
D-Wolf2k2 2008-12-27 01:30:31 PM  
mitchcumstein1: Surely you can't be serious?

www.videodetective.com
I am Serious, and don't call me Shirley.

 
HAHA!_You_cannot_kill_a_Hindu! 2008-12-27 01:31:12 PM  
Looks like Chattanoogans are taking their Farkitrol

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 01:33:30 PM  
www.zilefile.com

 
HAHA!_You_cannot_kill_a_Hindu! 2008-12-27 01:33:52 PM  
*aren't*

 
nucrash 2008-12-27 01:33:59 PM  
I still applaud the paper, no matter how small for noticing a child of color has disappeared.

Otherwise the mother would have had to pull a Melinda Duckett to get noticed.

 
lexee 2008-12-27 01:39:58 PM  
so sick of the white bashing

 
AboveTheStarsOfGod 2008-12-27 01:43:09 PM  
Stinky McButt: They should be covering it, that's what the local media is for. But since this one is a runaway, it wouldn't matter who she is, slim chances it would get covered nationally.

This is what I came in to say. Local media should be covering this so the community can keep an eye out; Chattanoogans have an actual stake in returning one of their own home.

It's when CNN or FOX get involved that this shiat gets ridiculous. This story has zero news value outside of Chattanooga. Really, why would someone in, say, LA need to know about this?

/if she were white people in LA would know about this

 
onomatopoetic 2008-12-27 01:46:05 PM  
The media should be just as concerned about missing non-white, non-American, non-females... and I vow to keep kidnapping such individuals until they get the attention they deserve.

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 01:54:04 PM  
redneckville, TN. another proud american state. lol

PS -but its okay to be ignorant and racist as long as you love Jesus.

have a nice day!

 
Fano 2008-12-27 01:55:46 PM  
Tennessee? She's probably with the Underground Railroad. They'll never find her.

 
gorgor 2008-12-27 01:56:36 PM  
Does she do anal?

 
joshua4 2008-12-27 01:57:29 PM  
staplermofo:
She's still photogenic and female, that's 2 out of 3.
When you live in the sticks you have to settle for less.


Does she get good grades? Does she have a bright future? Natalee Holloway was all those things.

 
Fano 2008-12-27 02:01:44 PM  
srv0204-01.sjc3.imeem.com

Lawdy. A girl runs off in the night with some man and we're spending money looking for her?

 
JeffreyScott 2008-12-27 02:09:05 PM  
images.chattanoogan.com

FTA: Miss Berkley is 5'4" with a slim build and braided hair.

I wouldn't call her fat but she is not "slim". Closer to average with a touch of "baby fat". Instead of being nice the Chattanooga might want to give an accurate description so it will make finding her easier.

 
Dr.Fey [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 02:09:45 PM  
Came for references to The Ring.

/Samara
//disappointed

 
Twisted Gods 2008-12-27 02:09:45 PM  
Coronach: That's racits.

Priceless.

 
blackhawk465 2008-12-27 02:13:34 PM  
JeffreyScott: FTA: Miss Berkley is 5'4" with a slim build and braided hair.

I wouldn't call her fat but she is not "slim". Closer to average with a touch of "baby fat". Instead of being nice the Chattanooga might want to give an accurate description so it will make finding her easier.


Hello. Compared to the majority of kids now-a-days, that's slim. :[

 
Eponymous 2008-12-27 02:14:22 PM  
onomatopoetic: The media should be just as concerned about missing non-white, non-American, non-females... and I vow to keep kidnapping such individuals until they get the attention they deserve.

There's a difference between "missing" and "runaway". If you're too farking stupid to understand that, I can understand why you go straight for the race card.

/The "right to choose" should be extended out to at least the 120th trimester to "thin the herd" of people that simply don't provide any benefit to society
//onomatopoetic...that would likely include you

 
gorgor 2008-12-27 02:21:39 PM  
JeffreyScott: FTA: Miss Berkley is 5'4" with a slim build and braided hair.

I wouldn't call her fat but she is not "slim". Closer to average with a touch of "baby fat". Instead of being nice the Chattanooga might want to give an accurate description so it will make finding her easier.


PNSFW (new window)

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-12-27 02:26:51 PM  
WTF is going on here? If he isn't white, should we even bother looking for her?

 
EmployeeOfTheMinute 2008-12-27 02:27:43 PM  
gorgor: Does she do anal?

She does now...

 
SimonSaid 2008-12-27 02:29:00 PM  
Pardon me, Roy
Is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?

Boy friend had a boarding pass. Whoo,Whoo!

 
dolphkhan [TotalFark] 2008-12-27 02:29:59 PM  
Yeah, she's not white, but she looks like she knows how to work it, you know? Why, I'll bet she would make a guy....

........I'll just go have a seat right over there..

 
lycanth 2008-12-27 02:33:17 PM  
That's considered "slim" down there in hush puppy land.

 
A Tout Le Monde 2008-12-27 02:36:00 PM  
lexee: so sick of the white bashing

Pointing out racism is reverse racism.

 
gorgor 2008-12-27 02:42:00 PM  
EmployeeOfTheMinute: gorgor: Does she do anal?

She does now...


Straight up the caboose
Of the Chattanooga Choo Choo

 
bonefish 2008-12-27 02:50:51 PM  
She looks to be Obama White. Close enough for media coverage.

 
naris 2008-12-27 02:53:37 PM  
Wanted for questioning
i12.tinypic.com

 
naris 2008-12-27 02:56:11 PM  
gorgor: PNSFW Your Vision.

FTFY.

//Eye Bleach!!!!!!

 
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