Wow. It's just like he's one of US!

Somehow I see this causing some uproar on a forum somewhere.

Can we really trust a man so careless?!

I farking love Obama.

I saw that, and the sunglasses were pointed toward Mecca. Coincidence? I think not!

"conservatives" are going to be outraged over this.

And you trust this man to carry the economy out of this mess, he can't even support the weight of his own sunglasses. Whatever you voted for him, he's your problem now. I voted McCain.

Careless, irresponsible, socialist nut.

/ J/k unless you don't like cake...
// Lol slashy above makes no senses...

Wow! Boring!

I heard he told press-folks at the golf course that they had enough pictures, too.

What an elitist, non-picture-liking bastard.

As a sidenote, I would've loved to grow up in Hawaii, except the first professor I did research with was Hawaiian and explained the limitations of growing up there in pretty good detail. Well, enough where I finally understood why someone would voluntarily leave Hawaii for Michigan. Or Chicago, for that matter.

/winter sucks sometimes
//like now

StreetlightInTheGhetto: I heard he told press-folks at the golf course that they had enough pictures, too.

What an elitist, non-picture-liking bastard.

As a sidenote, I would've loved to grow up in Hawaii, except the first professor I did research with was Hawaiian and explained the limitations of growing up there in pretty good detail. Well, enough where I finally understood why someone would voluntarily leave Hawaii for Michigan. Or Chicago, for that matter.

/winter sucks sometimes
//like now

Chicago, Michigan, (clicks profile) Detroit, Ann Arbor. You're stalking me like a press pool at a shaved ice stand!

Youcouldntfindme: And you trust this man to carry the economy out of this mess, he can't even support the weight of his own sunglasses. Whatever you voted for him, he's your problem now. I voted McCain.

Careless, irresponsible, socialist nut.

/ J/k unless you don't like cake...
// Lol slashy above makes no senses...

I'm more of a pie man, myself.

It was a terrorist glass-drop.

/I saw it on Fox, so it must be true.

I'm a conservative and I am OUTRAGED OVER THIS I TELL YOU.

Hours after this happened the main island of Hawii lost all power. He signaled his terrorist buddies I just know it!

/Just figured I'd play along.

Way cooler than the old guy...

Even funnier is that this a) made it to Fark and b) has inspired 16 comments so far.

From The New Republic (new window)

From the WaPo's Philip Rucker, who was on protective pool duty today and who had to scramble after Obama took an unannounced trip to a marine park with his daughters and some friends:

The Obamas and friends were seen attending the dolphin show, the tourists said. It is unclear whether the Obamas swam with dolphins, and Obama's clothing did not appear wet.

This is where the "Washington Post" shows the "Honolulu Advertiser" how journalism is supposed to be done.

In other news, a wad of ABC (already been chewed) gum was found under the desk of a local middle school. An area child, who sits at the desk, is under suspicion. Called at home, the area child did not respond as, according to his mother, the child, "was out building a snowman."

Remove all Republicans: www.iowapresidentialwatch.com

Reminds me of this.

Thank God Hillary didn't make it as POTUS; we would have a newsflash every time she changed a tampon.

/the news media really needs more to do

FTA: and no mayo.


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FTA:
He told Malia, "We're going to do it one at a time."

D00d you're going to have to learn to multi-task if you want to lead this great country.

"Everyone, once you've ordered, step back," Obama instructed the kids.

This proves that once in power he will no longer listen to the voters.

Did he quickly do an investigation and clear himself of any wrong doing?

Looks like. Its up to me. To bring sexy Barack.

YEEEEAHHHHH!!!



/Couldn't he just tell the Sun to turn it down a bit? I mean, he has that power doesn't he?

yarnothuntin: Looks like. Its up to me. To bring sexy Barack.

YEEEEAHHHHH!!!



/Couldn't he just tell the Sun to turn it down a bit? I mean, he has that power doesn't he?

Not yet. He's God-Elect, not God.

It's not news, it's the Cult of Obama!

Are you serious? Is this a serious article? Am I being punk'd? Seriously people? Are we seriously doing this now? Seriously?

/srsly?

Bush would have let them stay on the ground and then announce that God told him to do that.

dervish16108: Bush would have let them stay on the ground and then announce that God told him to do that.

Bullshait. He would have stomped on them farkers then assured everyone that they were preparing to trip him. And he would have been right to crush those dark reflective biatches too!

/Geesh stoopid Fark Librul^tm always playing the stoopid "God" card.

Just an FYI: It's not necessarily a slow news day. It's just a pool report. Pool reports always have those sorts of tiny details because, if something isn't in the pool report, the members of the pool cannot write them up.

Remove all Republicans
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Heh, I TOTALLY see that becoming a new 'I see what you did there' picture.

Don't disappoint me now :)

Picked THEN up? THEN?!?! This is an outrage!!!!1!

"Actually, can you melt cheese on that?" he asked. "Can you make like a tuna melt with cheddar cheese?"


That is the way I like minez.


/except, of course, I like white cheese not yellow

Ha! Worst. President-elect. Evah!


/ um, got nuttin'

dervish16108: Bush would have let them stay on the ground and then announce that God told him to do that. / I thought god only tells 'em when the "enemies" can't reach high enuf -;) -lol

Phil Herup: "Actually, can you melt cheese on that?" he asked. "Can you make like a tuna melt with cheddar cheese?"


That is the way I like minez.

Indeed. And no arugula, of course.

Why is he wearing sunglasses? What does he have to hide?

But was he wearing a shirt?

Hey subby: them

G_Fish: FTA: and no mayo.


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I thought about that, but since he was ordering a tuna sandwich, there was probably already some mayo mixed in with the tuna. And maybe some boiled egg. And a little celery. Perhaps some pepper. All on some lightly toasted grainy bread. Maybe there was a pickle on the side. Or some salt and vinegar potato chips.

/this thread is making me hungry

I admire the detail of this article, those reporters don't miss anything.

krelborne: And maybe some boiled egg.


It is awesome with some egg. Then you get egg salad and tuna salad at the same time. Not into the celery though in my tuna/egg action. It is a texture thing.


/maybe then melt everything with a panini grill press? The bread ever so lightly sprayed with an olive oil mister thingy.

What? No report on how many times he wiped his ass??

Outrage.

Phil Herup: "Actually, can you melt cheese on that?" he asked. "Can you make like a tuna melt with cheddar cheese?"


That is the way I like minez.


/except, of course, I like white cheese not yellow

racist

/jk

Thank God for our adversarial press corps.

/4 more years of Us Magazine and People style coverage of Obama
//adequately nourished...

Phil Herup: Not into the celery though in my tuna/egg action. It is a texture thing.

Celery generally only works for me if I've already decided to put some lettuce on it. Then, the celery is similar enough to the lettuce that the texture doesn't bother me.

/kinda wish I had the right ingredients in my fridge right now

Why is he wearing sunglasses? What does he have to hide?

I think this answers your question:

Michelle Obama is not here.

Really?

No comments on Advertsier?

/Fark may be becoming more mature.