I'd hit it.

What's with the pout? Can't she smile?

dj_bigbird: What's with the pout? Can't she smile?

Nope. That's what a real woman looks like.

A real woman looks like she used to be a man? Who knew?

dj_bigbird: What's with the pout? Can't she smile?

Yeah, why the long face?

dj_bigbird: What's with the pout? Can't she smile?

Would you if you had an entire beach in your vajayjay?

And A++ for a woman with some hair AND over 19. You know, a real woman.

I shall evaluate these claims of "Real Woman" when the kid goes to bed at nap time.

Real women do a shiaty bleach job so that their roots show? Wow, who knew?

/yeah, I'd do the fist of an angry god on her

I remember dating real women one era in my life.

/ Love the fur burger.

My teeth feel cleaner just looking at her.

elvisaintdead: dj_bigbird: What's with the pout? Can't she smile?

Would you if you had an entire beach in your vajayjay?

And A++ for a woman with some hair AND over 19. You know, a real woman.

There's a difference between looking like a pre-pubescent tween, and looking like you have on a pair of mohair panties. My wife has found this happy medium, and I approve of her message. Although she did get a full brazilian once, and I have to admit I was rather fond of it for a few days...

FilmBELOH20: There's a difference between looking like a pre-pubescent tween, and looking like you have on a pair of mohair panties. My wife has found this happy medium, and I approve of her message. Although she did get a full brazilian once, and I have to admit I was rather fond of it for a few days...

Sounds like you have a cool wife. Congratulations to both of you.

She's even too hairy for me.

Good lord, that's one hairy cooter.

/IMO the only good hairy cooter is a firecrotch (mumu-wearing patchouli-wearing hippy-types need not apply)

tin_man: She's even too hairy for me.

Lew Stool: Good lord, that's one hairy cooter.

Meh, cunnilingus amateurs. If you think she's too furry, you should be grateful you didn't live during the Sixties and Seventies.

/Sexual Freedom = Shaving Freedom.
//They don't call it "hair pie" for nothing.

gross ... tan lines and a big smelly bush on a not so steller body.

Lew Stool: /IMO the only good hairy cooter is a firecrotch (mumu-wearing patchouli-wearing hippy-types need not apply)

You rang?

chemical_angel: gross ... tan lines and a big smelly bush on a not so steller body.

Knees too sharp for you there, studman?

BrunelloBabe: You rang?

Schwing!

Di Atribe: Knees too sharp for you there, studman?

Nice shootin' Tex.

I think fake eyebrows bug me more than fake tits.

Just because there seems to be some confusion as to what a real woman an 80s bush looked like

ftfy.

Her body IS stellar but the hair/fur/bush needs to be wacked at least a little. That is a little beyond bushdome and is more like a brillo pad... knock it down at least a little.

/yeah...would nail her like Albert Pulholz nails a hanging curve!