That CSI episode was on Spike again this past week.

"Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas"

I LOL'd

Crap... here they come...

Ok, what's the deal with the McCain furry pic. That HAS to be shopped... right? Right?

yiff in hell

Ooh, a furry thread. Just the thing for a slow day on Fark.

Goddammit, I came in too late.

/Weeee are the champions...

Yes, it was quite the year for this dude:

What in TARNATION is going on in this photo?

Scene contents:
Collapsed obese (tranny?) stripper
Mournful oompa-loompas
Fursuit rabbit miming "dismay/horror"
Fursuit rabbit comforting mime rabbit
EMT & Ambulance
Jimmy Kimmel (unconfirmed)
Random background guy

Someone at Fark knows the story. I trust in the power of Fark.

and now in the interests of fair play and the Fairness Doctrine



/hotlinked

This is how I think I'll always remember President Bush.

bobbette: What in TARNATION is going on in this photo?

Scene contents:
Collapsed obese (tranny?) stripper
Mournful oompa-loompas
Fursuit rabbit miming "dismay/horror"
Fursuit rabbit comforting mime rabbit
EMT & Ambulance
Jimmy Kimmel (unconfirmed)
Random background guy

Someone at Fark knows the story. I trust in the power of Fark.

Mom?

Right, like any female-loving furry-hater would turn down 'Omaha The Cat Dancer' (Google it, you morans. Not worksafe).


/Is a furry
//Yet another reason for random Farkers to go Wargbaarl at me.
/// Random people do this all over the internet. I have no need to troll.

It was a year of failure.

Lots43:

Right, like any female-loving furry-hater would turn down 'Omaha The Cat Dancer' (Google it, you morans. Not worksafe).

It's a cartoon. This demonstrates exactly why you freak even the goths out and are at the bottom of the obsession hierarchy - you project your attractions on others. Sorry, just because a man is straight doesn't mean he is attracted to a poorly drawn nude cartoon. You are incapable of recognizing that. THAT is why furries=fail.

Gay leather daddy? To each their own.
Interracial midget gangbang? Haha, midgets.

Furrie? Yiff in hell, furfag.

Critic: It was a year of failure.

never furget

One day someone will explain to me why images from Warhammer 40K and Battletech are always shown to be purging furries from existence.

Could you perhaps choose something less dorky than a couple of the most anal-retentive war games ever made? 'Cos you aren't exactly impressing anyone as it is.

Glitchwerks

I never got that either. I know some table-top Warhammer nerds. Not exactly the suavest of the bunch.

But hey, at least they aren't furries.

bobbette: What in TARNATION is going on in this photo?

Collapsed of complications from having the buttocks in front?

Glitchwerks: to me why images from Warhammer 40K and Battletech are always shown to be purging furries from existence.

Could you perhaps choose something less dorky than a couple of the most anal-retentive war games ever made? 'Cos you aren't exactly impressing anyone as it is.

It's because the only people who really give a shiat about furries are sexually repressed anal retentive dorks. Everyone else thinks it's odd and weird, but quickly move on with their lives.

I've more than once listened to an ubernerd friend go on a ten minute rant about how those weirdos are somehow 100x worse than all the other weird shiat people randomly get attracted to. At the end, all I could muster was a "Why the fark do you care so much?"

The thing with furries is, not all of them are the weirdos in fur suits (known as "fursuiters," because for sexual deviants they're not too creative). Most "furries" are just giant dorks with inexplicably weird bookmarks on screen caps porn collections. The guys who dress up are on the far, weird end of the whole "furry" spectrum.

/Hey, who handed me this shovel and why am I still digging?

NarrMaster: Sorry, just because a man is straight doesn't mean he is attracted to a poorly drawn nude cartoon

I believe he was implying a "what if" scenario in which the fictional character in questions wasn't fictional with his comment, not a literal "You'd stick your penis in your USB port to have a go at a cartoon" situation that so many attribute to Furries.

Bloody William: The guys who dress up are on the far, weird end of the whole "furry" spectrum.

Furries:Fursuiters::"normal" people:drunken students at Mardi Gras

Sure one is a subgroup of the other, but to view the whole through that lens is going to leave your impressions highly distorted.

/same is true of any group and its fringe subcultures.

Dammit, why didn't anyone tell me then?!

Also, as stated above, not all furries are fursuiters.

/salutes lelio

Just as long as costumed folks stop by B-more each year for Otakon and pump money into the city. They can dress however they like.

Ringshadow: [furries graphic]

Hairballs and an excessive amount of shedding.

/I kid

Bluevirage: Just as long as costumed folks stop by B-more each year for Otakon and pump money into the city. They can dress however they like.

Otakon has some furries like every nerd con, but it's mostly anime nerds, like Animefest or Comic-con. For the real crazy shiat, there are actual furry conventions. I've never gone to one and honestly don't really want to except to maybe see some friends, but from what I've heard it's basically fitting in a Comic-con's worth of crazy into a pretty damn tiny hotel convention center.

Some of you people are reaaallllyy obsessed with furries, aren't you?

Donald_McRonald: It sure was

Jensaarai:
It's because the only people who really give a shiat about furries are sexually repressed anal retentive dorks. Everyone else thinks it's odd and weird, but quickly move on with their lives.

Ah, okay. 'Cos Warhammer 40K is one of the most sexually-repressed, anal-retentive nerd-rage games I can think of. The whole thing reeks of bad speed metal, cheap booze, and acne medication. The whole universe is one entire "I got beat up a lot in school so now all I think about doing is laying waste to the entire universe" weird ego thing.

Bloody William: Most "furries" are just giant dorks with inexplicably weird porn collections. The guys who dress up are on the far, weird end of the whole "furry" spectrum.

/Hey, who handed me this shovel and why am I still digging?

Doesn't everybody on Fark have a weird porn collection? And not just a few .jpg's, but like something that usually is RAID'ed?

People who dress up and shag each other. Wow, that describes everybody in the damn universe.

What in TARNATION is going on in this photo?

Scene contents:
Collapsed obese (tranny?) stripper
Mournful oompa-loompas
Fursuit rabbit miming "dismay/horror"
Fursuit rabbit comforting mime rabbit
EMT & Ambulance
Jimmy Kimmel (unconfirmed)
Random background guy

Someone at Fark knows the story. I trust in the power of Fark.



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http://ffffound.com/image/b4fb434e4b26b4f57b5f301287f1c2e1cf04bcb4

http://antikris.tumblr.com/post/52778175/dhk-words-fail-noahkai-paulprosseda-ff f found

http://dhk.tumblr.com/post/52777586/words-fail-noahkai-paulprosseda-ffffound

http://noahkai.tumblr.com/post/52759178/paulprosseda-ffffound-hahahaha-jpg-imag e

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Thats all of the lnks to it, no story from any of those people. It sucks... Wish I could be more of a help

Murkanen: Ringshadow: [furries graphic]

Hairballs and an excessive amount of shedding.

/I kid

Same problem with bears.

...err...wait, not the best analogy.

Came for the Conservipidia/Louisville Furries screencap, left happy.

/kudos to Bloody William for being a good sport about that whole thread

Glitchwerks: Jensaarai:
It's because the only people who really give a shiat about furries are sexually repressed anal retentive dorks. Everyone else thinks it's odd and weird, but quickly move on with their lives.

Ah, okay. 'Cos Warhammer 40K is one of the most sexually-repressed, anal-retentive nerd-rage games I can think of. The whole thing reeks of bad speed metal, cheap booze, and acne medication. The whole universe is one entire "I got beat up a lot in school so now all I think about doing is laying waste to the entire universe" weird ego thing.

Bloody William: Most "furries" are just giant dorks with inexplicably weird porn collections. The guys who dress up are on the far, weird end of the whole "furry" spectrum.

/Hey, who handed me this shovel and why am I still digging?

Doesn't everybody on Fark have a weird porn collection? And not just a few .jpg's, but like something that usually is RAID'ed?

People who dress up and shag each other. Wow, that describes everybody in the damn universe.

Oh, it's not like my collection is RAIDed. It's just a 750-gig external WD MyBook with a Firewire hookup (I'd use eSATA, but it's a bit more finicky when it comes to power-on/power-off) with a deep file system spread across a broad variety of tastes, media, and formats, including movies, photos, and PDFs (for magazines; I wish there was a better distribution system, like CBR for comic books).

I mean, sure, when I get my own house (I mean own, not just apartment), I'll probably have a dedicated rack-mount server in a closet just for my porn, but it's not like that's the case NOW...

/Am I kidding?

bobbette: What in TARNATION is going on in this photo?

Scene contents:
Collapsed obese (tranny?) stripper
Mournful oompa-loompas
Fursuit rabbit miming "dismay/horror"
Fursuit rabbit comforting mime rabbit
EMT & Ambulance
Jimmy Kimmel (unconfirmed)
Random background guy

Someone at Fark knows the story. I trust in the power of Fark.


>> bankrupt-california.jpg

/I lol'd

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Came for the Conservipidia/Louisville Furries screencap, left happy.

/kudos to Bloody William for being a good sport about that whole thread

Yeah I came in to give props for that as well, and to mention that that had to be the funniest damned thread derailment of 2008. Too bad there isn't an award for such a thing.

/I still have Bloody William favorited for that thread

Bloody William: The thing with furries is, not all of them are the weirdos in fur suits (known as "fursuiters," because for sexual deviants they're not too creative). Most "furries" are just giant dorks with inexplicably weird bookmarks on screen caps porn collections. The guys who dress up are on the far, weird end of the whole "furry" spectrum.

/Hey, who handed me this shovel and why am I still digging?

Oh, jeez. You are really posting on this thread? I am not going to enjoy this since I like your posts.

/pity

One picture with some midgets, corsets, and fire. then another picture of an ambulance. Obviously the same group, and obviously the performers know each other and probably show concern at the misfortune of others.

I bet it was fire.

Felgraf: Some of you people are reaaallllyy obsessed with furries, aren't you?

Oh, you mean like you are?