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(Variety) Cool Coldplay, Foo Fighters, Jennifer Hudson and Tim McGraw to pay tribute to one of the greatest singer-songwriter of our times: Neil Diamond. Regrettably, Coldplay is to ruin one of his songs forever   (variety.com) divider line 29
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reverendfitty 2008-12-24 04:17:30 PM  
BA BA BAAAAAAAAA!

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-12-24 04:30:18 PM  
I love some of Neil's music. Neil is cool. Neil will get you laid


www.azdiamondband.com

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-12-24 04:41:51 PM  
Chuck Norris wants to have Neil Diamond's baby.

 
Malacon [TotalFark] 2008-12-24 05:33:10 PM  
www.sptimes.com

/approves
//but not of the hotlinking

 
Gunny Highway 2008-12-24 06:18:52 PM  
That's too bad.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-12-24 06:52:22 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: Neil will get you laid

Surprising, but true.

Furthermore, Neil Diamond and Neil Finn back-to-back on a mix tape will get you shagged into the next county.

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2008-12-24 07:07:18 PM  
Coldplay was never more than Radiohead Lite™ for me....

 
Hau Ruck [TotalFark] 2008-12-24 07:50:03 PM  
So this is how Coldplay plans on defending their next lawsuit. "No really, it was a tribute song. ."

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2008-12-24 08:09:19 PM  
Hau Ruck: tribute song

Tribute?

thecia.com.au

 
iced_gold 2008-12-24 08:50:15 PM  
My money is on Coldplay playing Cracklin Rosie

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-12-24 10:13:18 PM  
Could be an interesting compilation.

You can laugh at his campy swagger all you want, but the dude is a good songwriter.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-24 10:16:35 PM  
Coldplay is like diet U2, and U2 is like New U2 (which sucks).

 
Karma Chameleon 2008-12-24 10:51:19 PM  
he's america's greatest songwriter and he's our hero

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-12-24 11:41:33 PM  
One time I had a song running through my head, but it didn't quite sound right.

After about half an hour later, I realized that my brain had conjured up Neil Diamond singing "I Wanna Be Sedated".

 
matthew_tray 2008-12-25 12:52:15 AM  
bourneobscurity: is not impressed

/Mmmmmmmmm... nothing like hotlinks on a winters day


Mr. Pukeface?

/The cyst healed!
//Obscure?

 
Anarchangel 2008-12-25 01:44:41 AM  
I hope to god they play "I Am, I Said".
Because that song farking sucks.

"I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair


What the fark is this shiat.

 
Trunks378 2008-12-25 03:13:03 AM  
Damn Coldplay, Stupid immigrants stealing the jobs of good white hard-working Middle America men. The Republicans were right all along.

 
Derwood 2008-12-25 08:51:44 AM  
I'm now convinced that there are FarkBOT's that automatically post one of three randomly picked Coldplay meme's whenever a topic is greenlighted.

 
shadowself 2008-12-25 01:54:39 PM  
Anarchangel:

...Not even the chair

What the fark is this shiat.


Neil's lyrics are often awful.

 
SlayerRules666 2008-12-25 05:13:12 PM  
Derwood: I'm now convinced that there are FarkBOT's that automatically post one of three randomly picked Coldplay meme's whenever a topic is greenlighted.

You're now convinced that there are FarkBOT's that automatically post one of three randomly picked Coldplay meme's whenever a topic is greenlighted. Is this correct?

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-12-25 06:41:14 PM  
"Leave me out of this, man..."
"No --- I will leave you IN!!!"

/ Better not be obscure.
// love that skit... so funny...

/// "on the boats and on the planes... they're coming to America....
I hate my keyboard player because he's black...
i can turn invisible if i try really haaaaaaard"

 
Farker Soze 2008-12-25 06:49:07 PM  
How about Bigfoot? What's he contributing?

 
LarryDan43 2008-12-25 07:02:35 PM  
Anarchangel: I hope to god they play "I Am, I Said".
Because that song farking sucks.

"I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair

What the fark is this shiat.


A song written by Gavin Rosdale?

 
Anarchangel 2008-12-25 09:03:47 PM  
LarryDan43: Anarchangel: I hope to god they play "I Am, I Said".
Because that song farking sucks.

"I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair

What the fark is this shiat.

A song written by Gavin Rosdale?


Nope. Written and recorded by Neil Diamond.

Sorry folks -- Neil Diamond farking sucks.

 
Forecaster18 2008-12-25 09:54:36 PM  
Anarchangel: Sorry folks -- Neil Diamond farking sucks.

i9.photobucket.com

 
alinac 2008-12-25 09:59:32 PM  
Leave Cold Play alone!

 
battery668 2008-12-26 02:07:38 PM  
Coldplagiarism sucks.

 
rustybender 2008-12-27 01:15:42 AM  
A couple years back I worked at a Neil Diamond concert. Going in I expected it to be crap. The man blew me away.

I couldn't believe how many awesome songs he had written. I had no idea.

Neil is now one of my few "worthy of outrageous ticket prices" acts. If he comes back, I'm there.

 
Forecaster18 2008-12-28 06:25:56 AM  
rustybender: A couple years back I worked at a Neil Diamond concert. Going in I expected it to be crap. The man blew me away.

I couldn't believe how many awesome songs he had written. I had no idea.

Neil is now one of my few "worthy of outrageous ticket prices" acts. If he comes back, I'm there.


This latest tour was his best in years. I've never seen him do a bad show, but I was knocked out by this latest one. He's the consummate performer. No one does a better live show.

 
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