i hope he didn't pay too much for the urn.

i hope he didn't pay too much for the urn.

And what was with all that shiat about 'Nam, man?

What the fark does Vietnam have to do with anything!

I didn't think Muslins were allowed to cremate.

"Abidens" heh.

Good headline.

Litterbug.

I'm surprised he didn't place the urn under the wheel of a bus.

hillbillypharmacist: I'm surprised he didn't place the urn under the wheel of a bus.

*slow clap*

Great, just what we need...another world leader endorsing crematoriums.

DslainteC: Great, just what we need...another world leader endorsing crematoriums.

now that's what i call a quality godwin

So being raised by one's grandparents can lead to anti-social behavior or alternately to becoming president.

What kind of asshole has a dead grandmother?

jimmyhaha: What kind of asshole has a dead grandmother?

All of them, on a long enough timeline.

hillbillypharmacist: I'm surprised he didn't place the urn under the wheel of a bus.

Everything's a farking travesty with you, man.

This needed to be posted before this thread is ruined.

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

*awkward hug showing that both Obama and Biden really did care about Donny*

Grandma. Grandma liked to bowl.

fark it Cons, lets go trolling.

Nemo's Brother: Grandma. Grandma liked to bowl.

To bad she didn't teach BO. Remember when he bowled a 37? Not throwing rocks that night.

Has anyone examined the ashes to make sure they are his grandmothers? I'm convinced her death was an election stunt.

She's probably hiding out in a nice mansion in Kenyapolis.

Fun Fact:

The place where they dumped the ashes in the movie is called 'Sunken City', it is in the San Pedro area of Los Angeles.

hillbillypharmacist: I'm surprised he didn't place the urn under the wheel of a bus.

Lol, I was going to say "Did he manage to scrape out the ashes from beneath the bus?"

Gunny Highway: fark it Cons, lets go trolling.

I hope they didn't scatter her on Shabbos.

Polluter.

Gunny Highway: fark it Cons, lets go trolling.

Oh, c'mon. It's funny.

Obama says he could no more disown Wright any more then he could disown his own grandmother.

Then he disowned Wright

Only on Fark do we argue over a fart and which way the wind blew it, left or right.

Gunny Highway: fark it Cons, lets go trolling.

haha

DslainteC: Great, just what we need...another world leader endorsing crematoriums.

Victory.

Litterer

Just because he's bereaved doesn't make him a SAP!

/Socialist-Arab President?

hillbillypharmacist: I'm surprised he didn't place the urn under the wheel of a bus.

I giggled.

DslainteC: Great, just what we need...another world leader endorsing crematoriums.

I declare this comment the WINNAR!!!

Second place:

hillbillypharmacist: I'm surprised he didn't place the urn under the wheel of a bus.

Honorable mention:

jimmyhaha: What kind of asshole has a dead grandmother?

They should check the death certificate to make sure that she was a US-dead citizen.

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

See what happens when you fark a stranger in the alps?

/still get misty when I pass Tutu's condo

Courtney Cox-Zucker: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

Sadly, he hasn't shown up yet.

missmez: So being raised by one's grandparents can lead to anti-social behavior or alternately to becoming president.

Alternately?

so you get close to the guy and he ends up burning your body and throwing you off a cliff.

Change we can believe in!

/Just kidding merry christmas!

Really don't care. Didn't even RTFA I'm just posting because I'm bored and I wanted to see some Big Lebowski references and I wasn't disappointed.

feickus:

No Kwanzaa? Nice going, racist.

Have a tip-top tet!

Aw, come on guys. It's his grandma, really? Did it really have to be Godwinned? I understand the Lebowski-ing, but the Godwinning? And I'm saying this with a bus tire on my ribcage here!

Ah well... such is Fark.

/still human

Ed Finnerty: feickus:

No Kwanzaa? Nice going, racist.

When it appears on my calender I will celebrate along with Lee-Jackson day

he got rid of the evidence huh?

I mean seriously, The Messiah couldn't just bring her back? well, she's now one, with...errr, the one.