Well considering Cheney's first name is dick, that's going to be one hell of a feat.

Oh shut up and get in the car.

Karl Rove criticised a Democrat on Fox News? Say it ain't so!

Well I don't know about you guys, but I feel fair and balanced.

To be fair, Rove IS an expert on dicks.

Bucky Katt: To be fair, Rove IS an expert on dicks.

That would explain having the convention in Minneapolis thing.

Why is Karl Rove still a free man?

whidbey: Why is Karl Rove still a free man?

Yeah, didn't he hold congress in contempt for not showing up to those hearings he was subpoenaed for? That's something you can't get a pardoned for IIRC.

Ugh, Rove. Where's my shoes

Bucky Katt: To be fair, Rove IS an expert on dicks.

Win.

MC ROVE!!!

FACT: Americans live in a country where the government can detain indefinitely, torture by redefinition, and then secretly destroy the tapes of torture sessions to protect its own staff.




B-b-but last night on 24...!

ROVE: You know what's amazing to me? I would never believe that Vice President Cheney, I know for fact certain he never asked President Bush, Governor Bush at the time in 2000 for the kind of commitment that Senator Biden apparently asked of Senator Obama, that you know, I, the vice president, have to be in the room at every major decision you make and you have to consult with me.

In this very limited example I believe Karl Rove is telling the truth. I'm fully convinced that Dick Cheney never asked President Bush "to be in the room at every major decision" he made.

We elected a guy who talked a lot about change. His Veep is the strongest drug warrior that the Dems have. That's same we can believe in.

Afterall, if a government program doesn't work in the first 30 years, let's just throw more money at it, that's obviously the problem.

Random Reality Check: ROVE: You know what's amazing to me? I would never believe that Vice President Cheney, I know for fact certain he never asked President Bush, Governor Bush at the time in 2000 for the kind of commitment that Senator Biden apparently asked of Senator Obama, that you know, I, the vice president, have to be in the room at every major decision you make and you have to consult with me.

In this very limited example I believe Karl Rove is telling the truth. I'm fully convinced that Dick Cheney never asked President Bush "to be in the room at every major decision" he made.

Bingo. George W. Bush has not really been president for the last 8 years, Dick Cheney has (Well, the first 6 anyway, Ol DC's star has faded of late) Look at every major decision made since Bush took office and you will see Cheney, Libby, or Addington right in the middle of it. Karl's just being Karl and trying to re-write history to suit himself now.

Of course Cheney never asked Bush if he could be involved in policy making. He was telling Bush what to do. "He would take on assignments that the President gave him." What a load of crap.

Rove destroyed the Republican party and almost destroyed democracy in the process.
He shouldn't be criticizing the democrats.

whidbey: Why is Karl Rove still a free man?

Because he hasn't committed any crimes.

randomjsa: whidbey: Why is Karl Rove still a free man?

Because he hasn't committed any crimes.

besides contempt of congress, possible election fraud, maybe even murder?

Alright those last two will never be proven but the last one is for sure

Joe Biden knows his man Obama is very green and has no experience. He has said it publicly during the primaries.

Joe Biden also knows he can never be 1/10th the man that Cheney is.

So he is a little whiny gas bag. I'm not at all surprised.

In other news, Republicans have been crying themselves to sleep at night since November 4th.

Phil Herup: Joe Biden knows his man Obama is very green and has no experience. He has said it publicly during the primaries.

Joe Biden also knows he can never be 1/10th the man that Cheney is.

So he is a little whiny gas bag. I'm not at all surprised.

Joe Biden can never be half the "man" Dick Cheney is?
I'm not sure the term "man" can rightfully be attributed to Dick Cheney.
Christ, I'm not even sure that prick can even be labeled as human.

When was the last time you heard of anyone shooting someone in the face and getting an apology from the victim?

randomjsa: whidbey: Why is Karl Rove still a free man?

Because he hasn't committed been charged with any crimes... YET.

The day is still young.

Magorn: Bingo. George W. Bush has not really been president for the last 8 years, Dick Cheney has (Well, the first 6 anyway, Ol DC's star has faded of late) Look at every major decision made since Bush took office and you will see Cheney, Libby, or Addington right in the middle of it.

Exactly! It's also pretty evident that Libby and Addington are taking explicit direction from Dick Cheney.

Magorn: Karl's just being Karl and trying to re-write history to suit himself now telling those who cannot think for themselves how to think.

I'm sorry for the correction.
The clarification was necessary.

How many of you Farkers can shoot a man in the face and make him apologize for getting in the way of your shot? I didn't think so.

whidbey: Why is Karl Rove still a free man?

Because all of the witnesses are dead.

ifarkthereforiam: How many of you Farkers can shoot a man in the face and make him apologize for getting in the way of your shot? I didn't think so.

It was New Year's, we were drunk at the time, and I didn't give him my phone number.

Phil Herup: Joe Biden also knows he can never be 1/10th the man that Cheney is.

Anyone with even half a heart and a functioning brain stem wouldn't want to be anything like the man that Cheney is.

Random Reality Check: In this very limited example I believe Karl Rove is telling the truth. I'm fully convinced that Dick Cheney never asked President Bush "to be in the room at every major decision" he made.


I agree. Cheney is quite secure with himself and his duty. He always knew that Bush would ask him when he needed to.


Biden wants to, and believes he should be, a co-President. He has a huge ego, even for a politician.

I don't think Biden has the ability to compete at Cheney's level in the Cocksmoker Olympics. It would be like Evander Holyfield vs. Verne Troyer.

/Oh, and before I forget, Rove can eat a bowl of dicks. As always.

Phil Herup: Joe Biden also knows he can never be 1/10th the man that Cheney is.

I'm curious as to what exactly you mean by this statement. How exactly is a draft-dodging chickenkawk like Dick Cheney such a figure of adulation for you people?

Phil Herup: Random Reality Check: In this very limited example I believe Karl Rove is telling the truth. I'm fully convinced that Dick Cheney never asked President Bush "to be in the room at every major decision" he made.


I agree. Cheney is quite secure with himself and his duty. He always knew that Bush would ask him when he needed to.


Biden wants to, and believes he should be, a co-President. He has a huge ego, even for a politician.

I didn't know Karl Rove had a fark account.

Seriously, Cheney was a tyrant, who really deserves a trip to the gallows for all the evil he hand his hands in over the last 8 years.

Barricaded Gunman: I'm curious as to what exactly you mean by this statement. How exactly is a draft-dodging chickenkawk like Dick Cheney such a figure of adulation for you people?

These are people who idolize Ted Nugent, a man who shiat himself to get out of the draft.

Party Boy: Ugh, Rove. Where's my shoes

That's Ironic. I just stepped in a pile of Rove and got it all over my shoes.

Barricaded Gunman: How exactly is a draft-dodging chickenkawk like Dick Cheney such a figure of adulation for you people?

Do you really need to ask that? Especially of a self-evident coward pussy hypocrite like Phil Herup?

ROVE: Turd Blossom, according to george bush. even stupid george knows what Rove is.

randomjsa: whidbey: Why is Karl Rove still a free man?

Because he hasn't committed any crimes.

Because he hasn't been convicted for committing any crimes.

But that'll change.

Barricaded Gunman: I'm curious as to what exactly you mean by this statement.

Well Cheney is for real. I think he acts with conviction that he is doing the right thing and is acting in the best interests of the U.S. You may not like any of it, but he does not care. He is going to do what he believes needs to be done regardless of how many hate him. I admire a man that can do that.

Biden is not in this league.

Who would you rather have at your back in a life or death situation?

Phil Herup: Well Cheney is for real. I think he acts with conviction that he is doing the right thing and is acting in the best interests of the U.S. You may not like any of it, but he does not care. He is going to do what he believes needs to be done regardless of how many hate him. I admire a man that can do that.

Biden is not in this league.
Cheney's attitude is that of a dictator's.
America is better off because Biden is not in Cheney's league.

Hey! For those of you Farkers who have Phil Herup on ignore: He is still around! And thinks that people might actually be taking his comments seriously! It's hilarious!

AHA HA HA
I'm Karl Rove and I know the people who listen to and believe me will never check if anything I say is even remotely factual, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Phil Herup: Well Cheney is for real. I think he acts with conviction that he is doing the right thing and is acting in the best interests of the U.S. You may not like any of it, but he does not care. He is going to do what he believes needs to be done regardless of how many hate him. I admire a man that can do that.

You would have had a blast in 1940's Germany.

Phil Herup: Who would you rather have at your back in a life or death situation?

This has to be a joke. Are you serious?

Phil Herup: Who would you rather have at your back in a life or death situation?


Thank you sir, may I have another?

Muta: Cheney's attitude is that of a dictator's. America is better off because Biden is not in Cheney's league.


Whatever you perceive his attitude to be is one thing, his powers are limited by the POTUS, so he is not a dictator.

America is better off? We'll see. IMO, people that would do us harm are definitely happier that that Cheney will not be around anymore.

Karl Rove is a reasonable, trustworthy man. He's honest, and he always acts in the best interests of the whole country.

Unright: For those of you Farkers who have Phil Herup on ignore: He is still around! And thinks that people might actually be taking his comments seriously! It's hilarious!


Exactly what I would expect from a Canadian. I have a great idea, since you are not a citizen, why don't you STFU?

Phil Herup: Barricaded Gunman: I'm curious as to what exactly you mean by this statement.

Well Cheney is for real. I think he acts with conviction that he is doing the right thing and is acting in the best interests of the U.S. You may not like any of it, but he does not care. He is going to do what he believes needs to be done regardless of how many hate him. I admire a man that can do that.

Biden is not in this league.

Who would you rather have at your back in a life or death situation?

Biden, without question.

In fact, the only person I would like to have watching my back LESS than Cheney would be some pussy right-wing Fark troll who promotes the Bush League's "OOGA BOOGA THEYR GONNNA GETCHA!" policy. I don't need any pants-wetters in the foxhole with me.

At least Cheney knows how to handle a gun. But your assurance that he's acting in the best interests of the country... That would be priceless if you knew what a joke it was. You gotta quit swallowing all that Rove jizz. It's affecting your cognitive abilities.

Phil Herup: Joe Biden knows his man Obama is very green and has no experience. He has said it publicly during the primaries.

Joe Biden also knows he can never be 1/10th the man that Cheney is.

So he is a little whiny gas bag. I'm not at all surprised.

NEWSFLASH: Phil Herup doesn't like Obama and Biden!

Phil Herup: Whatever you perceive his attitude to be is one thing, his powers are limited by the POTUS, so he is not a dictator.

But it was his attitude that you said you admired -- not the limits placed on him by Bush.

Phil Herup: America is better off? We'll see. IMO, people that would do us harm are definitely happier that that Cheney will not be around anymore.

Whatever. He and Bush lead the US into two wars and subsequently lost both of them. The enemies of the US will be sorry to see those two incompetent boobs go.