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(Google) Dumbass Ted Stevens asks for conviction to be dismissed, on grounds that the Justice Department is a bunch of weenies   (google.com) divider line 38
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Born2late [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 08:01:51 PM  
Who?

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 08:10:23 PM  
Born2late: Who?

Ted Stevens. AKA 'the internet is a series of tubes'. AKA 'the great embarrassment'.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 08:13:28 PM  
Someone's looking for justice from the Justice Department again.

Good luck with that.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 08:21:35 PM  
Born2late: Who?

img257.imageshack.us


/NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 08:27:01 PM  
I love Ted. he was a great senator, and I wish he could have served this great christian country for many more years to come. These god damn liberals in the gustice department framed him. he is now someone's biatch in the prizon. I for one, going to be spending alot of time on the internet petisioning to get him out.

 
Cordwainer Deathbird 2008-12-22 08:38:32 PM  
trouzourt: I love Ted. he was a great senator, and I wish he could have served this great christian country for many more years to come. These god damn liberals in the gustice department framed him. he is now someone's biatch in the prizon. I for one, going to be spending alot of time on the internet petisioning to get him out.

Wow, who sponsored Sarah Palin?

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 08:43:25 PM  
trouzourt: I love Ted. he was a great senator, and I wish he could have served this great christian country for many more years to come. These god damn liberals in the gustice department framed him. he is now someone's biatch in the prizon. I for one, going to be spending alot of time on the internet petisioning to get him out.

See - now THAT is how you troll a thread on fark!

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 08:43:29 PM  
Good luck with that, Ted.

 
burndtdan 2008-12-22 08:47:30 PM  
a weenie?

i89.photobucket.com

YOU ARE THE WEENIE!

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 08:57:08 PM  
:'(
my first troll approval ..

im soo happy ...

did spelling justice with a g help ?

//I like to thank my mom for giving birth to me.
// i like to thank my best friend Mr. I.Ho for introducing me to fark.
//i like to thank the GOP.

 
BackAssward [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 08:57:30 PM  
MorrisBird: Good luck with that, Ted.

Agreed. The 2008-07-07 creation date also helps.

 
BackAssward [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 08:58:15 PM  
Weaver95: trouzourt: I love Ted. he was a great senator, and I wish he could have served this great christian country for many more years to come. These god damn liberals in the gustice department framed him. he is now someone's biatch in the prizon. I for one, going to be spending alot of time on the internet petisioning to get him out.

See - now THAT is how you troll a thread on fark!


/How I quoted the wrong one earlier, I dunno.
//YEah, the g helped.

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 09:00:55 PM  
trouzourt: :'(
my first troll approval ..

im soo happy ...

did spelling justice with a g help ?

//I like to thank my mom for giving birth to me.
// i like to thank my best friend Mr. I.Ho for introducing me to fark.
//i like to thank the GOP.


*golf clap*

 
Cordwainer Deathbird 2008-12-22 09:06:11 PM  
trouzourt: :'(
my first troll approval ..

im soo happy ...

did spelling justice with a g help ?

//I like to thank my mom for giving birth to me.
// i like to thank my best friend Mr. I.Ho for introducing me to fark.
//i like to thank the GOP.


Well done indeed. ;)

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 09:21:50 PM  
trouzourt: he is now someone's biatch in the prizon.

'cept, he isn't in prizon -no information on his being someone's biatch-

 
Exodus2001 2008-12-22 09:36:08 PM  
TheOther: trouzourt: he is now someone's biatch in the prizon.

'cept, he isn't in prizon -no information on his being someone's biatch-


Ted is my biatch, I love him.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 11:00:25 PM  
Senator Tubes is obviously innocent. Self-evident, really.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 11:03:19 PM  
So, the Justice Department is a series of tubes?

 
eddiesocket 2008-12-22 11:14:36 PM  
trouzourt: I love Ted. he was a great senator, and I wish he could have served this great christian country for many more years to come. These god damn liberals in the gustice department framed him. he is now someone's biatch in the prizon. I for one, going to be spending alot of time on the internet petisioning to get him out.

Yeah, they put all those gifts in his home. Those clever bastards!

 
eddiesocket 2008-12-22 11:15:41 PM  
My bad, missed the troll confession.

/Think the whole "trolling" concept is stupid.

 
Falcc 2008-12-22 11:18:41 PM  
The justice system is clogged! We tried to put too much stuff on it!

 
PiperArrow 2008-12-22 11:27:28 PM  
Now's he's off to a series of cubes.
He's gonna need a series of lubes.
While being commented on by a series of rubes.

 
The RIchest Man in Babylon 2008-12-22 11:40:48 PM  
Finally! The truth behind the liberal conspiracy to frame Senator Stevens is coming to light. It's not enough for them to have the MSM media smear Gov. Palin, they have to rig the Justice System now too.

Pathetic.

 
Burn98 2008-12-22 11:44:13 PM  
Even though they may have had an air tight case against Ted,
I would not be surprised to learn the government cheated.

We need a return to integrity in government.

/Obama?
//Change?

 
vabeard 2008-12-22 11:47:06 PM  
so, his conviction will be overturned because of a technicality/FBI clusterfark?

/great. just great.

 
Burn98 2008-12-22 11:48:02 PM  
The RIchest Man in Babylon: Finally! The truth behind the liberal conspiracy to frame Senator Stevens is coming to light. It's not enough for them to have the MSM media smear Gov. Palin, they have to rig the Justice System now too.

Pathetic.


Interesting link you give.

http://calvinists4conservatism.wordpress.com/2008/10/27/ted-stevens-persecution - continues/?thisIsATroll

I particularly like the bit on the end.

 
The RIchest Man in Babylon 2008-12-22 11:50:55 PM  
Burn98: The RIchest Man in Babylon: Finally! The truth behind the liberal conspiracy to frame Senator Stevens is coming to light. It's not enough for them to have the MSM media smear Gov. Palin, they have to rig the Justice System now too.

Pathetic.

Interesting link you give.

http://calvinists4conservatism.wordpress.com/2008/10/27/ted-stevens-persecution - continues/?thisIsATroll

I particularly like the bit on the end.


Oh come on, party pooper.

:-/

 
CTurnerJoy [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 11:52:04 PM  
Weaver95: trouzourt: I love Ted. he was a great senator, and I wish he could have served this great christian country for many more years to come. These god damn liberals in the gustice department framed him. he is now someone's biatch in the prizon. I for one, going to be spending alot of time on the internet petisioning to get him out.

See - now THAT is how you troll a thread on fark!


Nah. Too obvious.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2008-12-22 11:52:19 PM  
TheOther: trouzourt: he is now someone's biatch in the prizon.

'cept, he isn't in prizon -no information on his being someone's biatch-


He is now america's biatch.
america however is not a one woman man. we've also got blagobiatch.

 
CTurnerJoy [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 11:57:00 PM  
I'm tired of my tin foil hat. It pinches too tight. It doesn't ride right. But if I had to guess I would say that the Bush Justice Department jacked their prosecution intentionally. They made too many stupid and obvious errors that could lead to another court overturning the conviction.

 
eddiesocket 2008-12-22 11:59:34 PM  
CTurnerJoy: I'm tired of my tin foil hat. It pinches too tight. It doesn't ride right. But if I had to guess I would say that the Bush Justice Department jacked their prosecution intentionally. They made too many stupid and obvious errors that could lead to another court overturning the conviction.

Wow, you're not kidding about that tin foil hat. The Justice Department intentionally tanked the case so the GOP could lose another Senate seat? Really?

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-12-23 12:07:18 AM  
eddiesocket: trouzourt: I love Ted. he was a great senator, and I wish he could have served this great christian country for many more years to come. These god damn liberals in the gustice department framed him. he is now someone's biatch in the prizon. I for one, going to be spending alot of time on the internet petisioning to get him out.

Yeah, they put all those gifts in his home. Those clever bastards!


You just became the guy who bit on the most obvious troll in Internet history, and a confessed one on top of it. What're you going to do now?

/Disneyland?

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2008-12-23 12:12:44 AM  
well this is officially my fav thread.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-12-23 12:21:51 AM  
Burn98: Even though they may have had an air tight case against Ted,
I would not be surprised to learn the government cheated.

We need a return to integrity in government.

/Obama?
//Change?


What? That troll was more ambiguous. Less obvious. Good job...I guess.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-12-23 12:23:49 AM  
CTurnerJoy: I'm tired of my tin foil hat. It pinches too tight. It doesn't ride right. But if I had to guess I would say that the Bush Justice Department jacked their prosecution intentionally. They made too many stupid and obvious errors that could lead to another court overturning the conviction.

The Justice Department tanked a successful conviction? I don't understand.

 
Elmo Jones 2008-12-23 12:36:01 AM  
A series of tubesteaks?

 
WFern 2008-12-23 01:31:29 AM  
trouzourt: ...did spelling justice with a g help?....

Hey, it got a laugh out of me. You can't just come right out and admit to trolling though. You've gotta carry on the ruse, make a habit of it, and reel a few in.

 
CTurnerJoy [TotalFark] 2008-12-23 12:01:25 PM  
Sabyen91: Turner

Sabyen91: CTurnerJoy: I'm tired of my tin foil hat. It pinches too tight. It doesn't ride right. But if I had to guess I would say that the Bush Justice Department jacked their prosecution intentionally. They made too many stupid and obvious errors that could lead to another court overturning the conviction.

The Justice Department tanked a successful conviction? I don't understand.


You think that conviction is going to stand? I don't.

 
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