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(MSNBC) Cool Katy Perry fills music's void with her massive cans   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 50
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aniktwo [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 02:59:06 PM  
What? Her massive cans? Wtf are you talking about?

 
DeadZone 2008-12-22 03:13:21 PM  
Wait. when did that chick from "Secretary" change her name?

 
Shostie [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 03:20:10 PM  
aniktwo: What? Her massive cans? Wtf are you talking about?

aniktwo: What? Her massive cans? Wtf are you talking about?

I don't mean to be tellin' tales out of school, but there's a feller in there that'll pay you ten dollars if you sing into his can.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 03:21:16 PM  
boo-yah!

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Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 03:24:04 PM  
stupidcelebrities.net

I can't decide if she's kinda hot or kinda not. But she does claim those boobs to be Double D.

 
cheap_thoughts 2008-12-22 03:27:00 PM  
Those are massive cans? Then mine are uber massive cans.

 
Halfmast Trousers [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 03:29:26 PM  
I like that video of her getting her big, firm cans plastered up to make a mold of them.

Not sure where to buy the sculpted end product.

 
rodeofrog 2008-12-22 03:33:31 PM  
cheap_thoughts: Those are massive cans? Then mine are uber massive cans.

congratulations. Do I have to say it?

 
jonasborg [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 03:35:25 PM  
cheap_thoughts: Then mine are uber massive cans.

*ahem*

Hello there, tits, jugs, knockers cheap_thoughts.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 03:36:35 PM  
cheap_thoughts: Those are massive cans? Then mine are uber massive cans.

She's also very small in the waist. She's what's referred to as slim 'n stacked.

Not saying you aren't, I haven't seen you. Just saying that's why they seem quite big on her.

 
hamiltonjdavid [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 03:40:48 PM  
cheap_thoughts: Those are massive cans? Then mine are uber massive cans.

Tits or GTFO.

er.

Sorry. This isn't /b/.

Never mind. As you were.

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2008-12-22 03:48:06 PM  
cheap_thoughts: Those are massive cans? Then mine are uber massive cans.

The hit counter on your profile will explode at about 5:08 PM.

 
Wintermute6 [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 03:55:20 PM  
Epsilon: I can't decide if she's kinda hot or kinda not. But she does claim those boobs to be Double D.

I couldn't exactly tell you why, but DO WANT.

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 03:56:21 PM  
cheap_thoughts: Those are massive cans? Then mine are uber massive cans.

Another red head with super huge tits.

Come on, guys, if we're gonna create alts let's at least make them believable.

\We all know how many real girls are on this site.

 
rodeofrog 2008-12-22 04:40:45 PM  
How I long to fill the void.

 
rickythepenguin [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 05:12:54 PM  
she hosted the European MTV shindig, and godammit if I wasn't absolutely enthralled by her. she isn't the hottest thing ever (I'm no prize myself) but there is just something about her that was just Bonerus Maximus.

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-22 05:13:23 PM  
It's the void between her ears that bothers me. Seems to be in the same 'too dim to be hittable' niche as Jessica Simpson.

The Icelander: Another red head with super huge tits.

Come on, guys, if we're gonna create alts let's at least make them believable.


LOL

 
steveo 2008-12-22 05:22:11 PM  
The Icelander: \We all know how many real girls are on this site.

Six. And after that Boston Globe article (new window) they're all claiming that they're genetically stronger, more assertive, and more resistant to stress.

 
shadowself 2008-12-22 05:23:36 PM  
Epsilon: I can't decide if she's kinda hot or kinda not.

I think she needs to keep her hair down over her eyebrows. That way she looks more like Zooey Deschanel than Supergreg.

 
tmcottle 2008-12-22 05:29:07 PM  
I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!!!

//I hope my WIFE don't mind it!

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 05:30:51 PM  
Maybe headline refers to this photo:

msnbcmedia4.msn.com

Headphones are called "cans" in studio jargon, although those are far from massive.

 
eeviewontwakeup [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 05:56:17 PM  
Well while you guys are busy with Katy, Ill just be over here with her boyfriend/fiance...

 
NittLion78 2008-12-22 06:02:53 PM  
Would hit it. Would rally and hit it a second time.

 
rickythepenguin [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 06:05:39 PM  
NittLion78: Would hit it. Would rally and hit it a second time.



OMG WHY ARE YOU A LITER OMG OMG OMG I'M FARKING BACK THIS IS NOT RIGHT OMG

 
Stupid Floppy Clownshoes 2008-12-22 06:11:11 PM  
hamiltonjdavid: cheap_thoughts: Those are massive cans? Then mine are uber massive cans.

Tits or GTFO.

er.

Sorry. This isn't /b/.

Never mind. As you were.


I literally forgot I wasn't there for a split second.

My two-year-old son is ga-ga over Katy Perry. He drops whatever he's doing and stands still in front of the Tee-Vee when he sees her. Every other music that's on he dances to.

 
ukiah 2008-12-22 06:22:51 PM  
Epsilon: But she does claim those boobs to be Double D.

That is a very obvious lie. Even if they might look it in a couple pictures, its all due to padding and pushing. There is just no way. Sorry.

 
ukiah 2008-12-22 06:25:07 PM  
eeviewontwakeup: Well while you guys are busy with Katy, Ill just be over here with her boyfriend/fiance...

Btw, nice tat. I like Escape the Fate (good song too).

 
rodeofrog 2008-12-22 06:27:33 PM  
eeviewontwakeup: Well while you guys are busy with Katy, Ill just be over here with her boyfriend/fiance...

Are you in the same room? 'cause that could change my plans.

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 06:28:15 PM  
submitter: Katy Perry fills music's void with her massive cans

I can never figure out what makes for a greenlit headline.

 
eeviewontwakeup [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 06:39:31 PM  
ukiah: eeviewontwakeup: Well while you guys are busy with Katy, Ill just be over here with her boyfriend/fiance...

Btw, nice tat. I like Escape the Fate (good song too).


Thank you, Im sure we are the only 2 people on here who think that haha.

 
groverXIII 2008-12-22 06:41:15 PM  
I think I heard part of one of her songs once... it was terrible.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-12-22 06:44:05 PM  
anybody else think she looks like a combination of Zooey D. (actress) and Peaches (singer) ??

 
ukiah 2008-12-22 06:52:59 PM  
eeviewontwakeup: Thank you, Im sure we are the only 2 people on here who think that haha.

That is quite possible. Though I'm sure being 1 of the 7 girls on fark, you could at least get a few guys to say they do.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 07:16:35 PM  
Rumor has it that she is dating or engaged to Travis McCoy from Gym Class Heroes. Knowing him, she is way too hot for him.

 
John Buck 41 2008-12-22 07:49:00 PM  
ukiah: Epsilon: But she does claim those boobs to be Double D.

That is a very obvious lie. Even if they might look it in a couple pictures, its all due to padding and pushing. There is just no way. Sorry.


Agreed. I could be wrong, but that's a tough sell.

 
DemonEater 2008-12-22 08:37:29 PM  
I admit it. I clicked just because of the words "massive cans".

I was slightly disappointed by actual amount of massive cans contained in the article or in the comments.

 
wpmulligan 2008-12-22 08:54:41 PM  
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cheesepreeness 2008-12-22 10:48:40 PM  
Alas, I had such high hopes when she was this girl:

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shoracer 2008-12-22 11:23:25 PM  
ummh Katy Perry. So hot.

 
cantsleep 2008-12-23 05:24:19 AM  
Still waiting for pictorial proof of these "massive" cans.
Subby needs a new dictionary.

 
ClemsonChili 2008-12-23 06:58:52 AM  
Yes, Katy Perry, WE GET IT, you're "quirky" and "different."

 
CarnySaur 2008-12-23 10:41:25 AM  
cantsleep: Still waiting for pictorial proof of these "massive" cans.
Subby needs a new dictionary.


Massive cans = any female with breasts.
Hot = any woman with a pulse.

 
alphabet pony 2008-12-23 11:59:13 AM  
eeviewontwakeup: Well while you guys are busy with Katy, Ill just be over here with her boyfriend/fiance...

I can't get past the unibrow. He's all yours.

 
TonySoprano 2008-12-23 03:11:35 PM  
sooo yummy! i can haz Katy?

 
Riotboy 2008-12-23 04:35:08 PM  
She's cooler than the other side of the pillow.

/fo reals

 
zappawizard 2008-12-23 10:24:44 PM  
once again proof that the grammys are BS


/nice cans though!

 
IdleHands 2008-12-24 04:04:28 AM  
I find it very... let's say hypocritical (it's not rain on your wedding day) that she finds female pop stars so dull yet Britney ACTUALLY kissed a girl. On stage no less. Katy just sings a not so racy song about it. Didn't someone already do a song about kissing a girl? Back in the 80s? I don't get what's so edgy about this one...

 
MetaCarpal 2008-12-24 10:24:44 AM  
Whenever that "I Kissed a Girl" song comes on, there's a pretty good chance my wife and her (female) best friend will start making out.

Regardless of Katy Perry's bust size or level of musical talent, I wish her all the success in the world.

 
lamorevincera 2008-12-24 01:10:49 PM  
Pfft. DD's? Don't think so. A generous C cup, maybe...

As the proud owner of 36DDs, I call shenanigans and padding.

 
cornfedokie 2008-12-25 01:24:54 AM  
lamorevincera: Pfft. DD's? Don't think so. A generous C cup, maybe...

As the proud owner of 36DDs, I call shenanigans and padding.


pics or it didn't happen :P

 
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