Nice.

Super Greg, number one!

Ah, turntablism. A soon to be forgotten art as the iPod generation kills off vinyl sales once and for all (even for DJs).

These are dark days we live in.

Sick set.

That kid is but the learner; Keltech is the master.

That was outstanding.

Winktologist: Ah, turntablism. A soon to be forgotten art as the iPod generation kills off vinyl sales once and for all (even for DJs).

These are dark days we live in.

Sick set.

Someday they will look back at turntablism the same way we do disco.

sullyman: Someday they will look back at turntablism the same way we do disco.

These young people in their dungarees with their electrified guitars...PUT ON SOME PERRY COMO.

/nice link, subby

Winktologist: Ah, turntablism. A soon to be forgotten art as the iPod generation kills off vinyl sales once and for all (even for DJs).

These are dark days we live in.

Sick set.

I've seen an apparatus with 2 iPod docking stations and 2 turntables so you can do your thing without records.

But does he ever get laid?

simsite9: These young people in their dungarees with their electrified guitars...PUT ON SOME PERRY COMO.

You kids today with your Dan Fogelberg, Hula Hoops, Zima and your Pac Man video games.. People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nano seconds!

Put down the records and buy a REAL guitar!


oh wait...

Winktologist: Ah, turntablism. A soon to be forgotten art as the iPod generation kills off vinyl sales once and for all (even for DJs).

These are dark days we live in.

Sick set.

except for the fact that vinyl sales are way up this year.

Skratch Bastid (not Scratch Bastard) is awesome.

This is a better Skratch Battle set from Skibble Jam 2004. Quality sucks though, but Netflix has Scribble Jam 2004 available to rent. Highly reccomended.

Even if you don't like rap or hip hop culture, just about everyone I've shown it to had to admit they were really impressed by the turntablism & the B-Boy dancing. And it's universally hilarious when people crash & burn during MC battles.

Unright: Skratch Battle

*vomit*

badscooter: Super Greg, number one!

NICE.


/whatever happened to that guy... ;)

Winktologist: Ah, turntablism. A soon to be forgotten art as the iPod generation kills off vinyl sales once and for all (even for DJs).

These are dark days we live in.

Sick set.

Well if you like turntablism, check this album out. Its the debut album by a L.A. DJ/turntablist named The Gaslamp Killer. Came out this year and I think its the best hip-hop album this year. Its called, I Spit On Your Grave.

kinokosama: simsite9: These young people in their dungarees with their electrified guitars...PUT ON SOME PERRY COMO.

You kids today with your Dan Fogelberg, Hula Hoops, Zima and your Pac Man video games.. People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nano seconds!

*mouthing* Dan Fogelberg?

/Great Baseketball reference, suprised no one else caught that.

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I clicked on this scratching vid after seeing the vid from yesterday of Zappa and Vai dueling, and it made the DJ guy look even more pathetic.

Dan Fogelberg? Go ahead and laugh. Dan Fogelberg tunes have gotten a lot of people laid over the years. Good times, good tunes.

I want to cockpunch anyone who uses the word "drop" to mean anything other than somebody accidentally letting go of something they were holding. Or, possibly, taking a shiat.

You know what else was dropped? You, as an infant, on your head.

Is there supposed to be a point to that talentless shiat?

FlyingPig: I want to cockpunch anyone who uses the word "drop" to mean anything other than somebody accidentally letting go of something they were holding. Or, possibly, taking a shiat.

You know what else was dropped? You, as an infant, on your head.

I want to cockpunch anyone who uses the word cockpunch.

Scratch Perverts

Link (new window)

Clap Bastid at Dribble Jam.

In what bizarre subhuman species is deliberately scratching records considered a noteworthy activity?
I had no idea what this would be when I clicked on it, and my only conclusion about it at this point is that I can't believe anyone would actually be interested in it.

likefunbutnot: In what bizarre subhuman species is deliberately scratching records considered a noteworthy activity?
I had no idea what this would be when I clicked on it, and my only conclusion about it at this point is that I can't believe anyone would actually be interested in it.

Well you know, "Fun" is awfully subjective.

Don't tell me what I have and haven't seen, buddy.

Nozzlebeak
Crude: Is there supposed to be a point to that talentless shiat?

YOu always beat me to the punch. such a quick wit. this guy is the man. suck all of his dick you assholes. he knows. anyone want to see crude rock the mic?

Link (new window)

Okay, was there a point to THAT shiat too?

Sorry if I expect people to be able to do something more than stand at two turntables and run LPs backwards.

Yeah, I demand actual musical talent. I'm picky that way.

But you go on admiring the likes of Vanilla Ice and DJ Jazzy Jeff all you want to. Mmmm kay? And don't ever pull your baggy pants up, or straighten the baseball cap on your head.

It's so hard to find good Burger King Circuit City employees these days.

Oh wait. You're a fan of Dane Cook.

'NUFF SAID.

I don't get it.

I hate it when DJs fark up a song.

Derwood: Winktologist: Ah, turntablism. A soon to be forgotten art as the iPod generation kills off vinyl sales once and for all (even for DJs).

These are dark days we live in.

Sick set.

except for the fact that vinyl sales are way up this year.

That, and the fact that a hole bunch of old stuborn audiophiles think that a vinyl sounds better than a CD.

/+1 btw.

Winktologist: Ah, turntablism. A soon to be forgotten art as the iPod generation kills off vinyl sales once and for all (even for DJs).

These are dark days we live in.

Sick set

Final Scratch is extending the life a bit.

Link (new window)

Unremarkable.

Crude: Is there supposed to be a point to that talentless shiat?

If it's so 'talentless', let's see you try it.

Am I too late to complain that it's all bloops and whistles?

There's no music here.

badscooter: Super Greg, number one!

Okay, I lol'ed!

All but forgotten about him. Good times. Good times...

sullyman: Winktologist: Ah, turntablism. A soon to be forgotten art as the iPod generation kills off vinyl sales once and for all (even for DJs).

These are dark days we live in.

Sick set.

Someday they will look back at turntablism the same way we do disco.

You're right. Like disco, turntablism is a crucial step in the development of modern music, particularly dance music.

lerxst2112: Winktologist: Ah, turntablism. A soon to be forgotten art as the iPod generation kills off vinyl sales once and for all (even for DJs).

These are dark days we live in.

Sick set.

Well if you like turntablism, check this album out. Its the debut album by a L.A. DJ/turntablist named The Gaslamp Killer. Came out this year and I think its the best hip-hop album this year. Its called, I Spit On Your Grave.

My faith in Fark is restored. I am fortunate enough to have the Low End Theory right down the street from my place, and have been enjoying the Wednesday night residency of the Gaslamp Killer for the past year+. This guy is a motherfarker of the highest order. No Serato, no bullshiat. He plays the hot fire week after week, and is one of a very few DJs these days that actually employ amazing scratching skills.

EXCELLENT recommendation. Go get this.

Crude: Is there supposed to be a point to that talentless shiat?

You don't get it, and therefore it requires no talent. Right. You, sir, are an idiot.

I don't understand how this is a competitive game.

Holy shiat there are a lot of old farts in here.

Crude: Nozzlebeak
Crude: Is there supposed to be a point to that talentless shiat?

YOu always beat me to the punch. such a quick wit. this guy is the man. suck all of his dick you assholes. he knows. anyone want to see crude rock the mic?

Link (new window)

Okay, was there a point to THAT shiat too?

Sorry if I expect people to be able to do something more than stand at two turntables and run LPs backwards.

Yeah, I demand actual musical talent. I'm picky that way.

But you go on admiring the likes of Vanilla Ice and DJ Jazzy Jeff all you want to. Mmmm kay? And don't ever pull your baggy pants up, or straighten the baseball cap on your head.

It's so hard to find good Burger King Circuit City employees these days.

Oh wait. You're a fan of Dane Cook.

'NUFF SAID.

I'm not a fan of it either, but I'm not going to say it requires no talent. I'm just willing to admit that it ain't for me and move on. If it's so damn easy to do, let's see you try it.

Saying that any genre of music requires absolutely no talent at all is a pretty good sign that you're a close-minded douchebag.

FlyingPig: I want to cockpunch anyone who uses the word "drop" to mean anything other than somebody accidentally letting go of something they were holding. Or, possibly, taking a shiat.

You know what else was dropped? You, as an infant, on your head.

Bombs are dropped. No accidental letting go, there could be an argument for taking a shiat on the victim of a bombing.

Dropping a bomb on someone is a colloquialism for introducing news that is shocking or unexpected.

Later this evolved into something that is shocking and unexpected (in a good way) being "The Bomb" or "Da bomb" for those who might have bitten the tips of their tongues off for no readily apparent reason.

When someone freshly introduces something that is claimed to be "Da Bomb" they can say that they have "dropped" it.

However, that being said I am all in favor of smashing people in the skull with a hammer for repeating shiat because they think it is cute and clever. (IE cockpunch, Paris saying something is "hot", or those Salvation Army pricks saying "Merry Christmas" and ringing a bell for donations.)

Biggs: Holy shiat there are a lot of old farts in here.

eh, it happens in every thread that's not related to Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.

Then I just remember they listen to music for entertainment and/or nostalgia only - and it puts it all into context.

I'm sure it takes a lot of practice and I'm sure I couldn't do it.

That doesn't mean it's not annoying and disinteresting.

Qbert is tops in my opinion. Guy's technical ability blows my mind.

MugzyBrown: I'm sure it takes a lot of practice and I'm sure I couldn't do it.

That doesn't mean it's not annoying and disinteresting.

Both those qualities are entirely subjective

Winktologist [
Ah, turntablism. A soon to be forgotten art as the iPod generation kills off vinyl sales once and for all (even for DJs).

These are dark days we live in.

Sick set.

wtf? That makes no sense. Thats like saying rock music will die out unless the listeners go out and buy guitars.

El Freak: I'm not a fan of it either, but I'm not going to say it requires no talent. I'm just willing to admit that it ain't for me and move on. If it's so damn easy to do, let's see you try it.

Saying that any genre of music requires absolutely no talent at all is a pretty good sign that you're a close-minded douchebag.

there is a reason I love El Freak. It is because he always says what I'm thinking. Always. Thinking.

Tony Stark: Both those qualities are entirely subjective


It's also subjective to call it good or entertaining.

lerxst2112 - FYI I know Will pretty well and have some unreleased GLK stuff that you would want to hear. Tried to email you but couldn't get your address to work. I am at Ultrafark at my username above if you are interested.