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(The Tennessean) Sad Woman sets herself on fire during church services......... again   (tennessean.com) divider line 112
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cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 09:50:55 PM  
She's an attention whore. "Look at me, everybody...I'm on fire." Quit putting her out, people.

 
C. Alice LaVitra 2008-12-21 11:40:13 PM  
Mmmm...Ethiopian BBQ

 
phrawgh 2008-12-21 11:40:44 PM  
Burnt offering...

 
Lynerd88 2008-12-21 11:40:48 PM  
WWJD?

 
Iceman_Cometh 2008-12-21 11:41:08 PM  
That's Hot!

 
hugram 2008-12-21 11:41:51 PM  
That's hawt

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 11:42:19 PM  
Typical Muslim.

 
PumpUpDaFark 2008-12-21 11:42:21 PM  
Hell is hot.

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2008-12-21 11:42:29 PM  
The old burnin' bush, eh?

 
Lynerd88 2008-12-21 11:42:42 PM  
drop it like it's hot?

/I'm bored

 
skabbo 2008-12-21 11:42:49 PM  
Politically motivated self-immolation makes you a badass.
Doing it arbitrarily, repeatedly, at the local church makes you a dumbass.
It's pretty simple.

 
blueraja 2008-12-21 11:44:04 PM  
For the 2nd time? My suggestion is that everyone prepare for the 3rd time by bringing a bag of marshmallows.

 
Rebel Without An Effect 2008-12-21 11:44:17 PM  
Reading this has done nothing to change my opinion that they really ought to include batshiat farking loco as a diagnosis in the DSM-V.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 11:44:20 PM  
Sister, have you seen the light?

 
Wadded Beef 2008-12-21 11:44:26 PM  
I can relate. Every time I go into churches my skin starts to sizzle.

 
NYZooMan 2008-12-21 11:44:38 PM  
Flambiatch

 
destitute college kid 2008-12-21 11:46:01 PM  
She was just doing an incredibly elaborate Simpsons reference, specifically, a scene from "The Joy of Sect."

 
Lynerd88 2008-12-21 11:46:57 PM  
someone photoshop the famewh*re girl on the beach with flames and label it "I'm a flamewh*re"

/or something
//I said I was bored
///probably won't remember this tomorrow

 
not_an_indigo [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 11:50:57 PM  
Was she a witch?

 
srtpointman 2008-12-21 11:51:19 PM  
The chick, the chick
The chick is on fire!
We don't need no water
Let the motherfarker burn!
Burn motherfarker, burn!

/Nothing. I got it.

 
URAPNIS 2008-12-21 11:53:03 PM  
So. is the fact that she is alive, a miracle? Or is the fact that she burned 80-90% of her body, God's will? Hmmm

 
fernandez 2008-12-21 11:53:24 PM  
The woman has not been charged in either incident

Charge her with what?

 
PumpUpDaFark 2008-12-21 11:54:12 PM  
i32.photobucket.com

 
Get Lost 2008-12-21 11:54:43 PM  
Flaming Queen?

/I thought churches didn't allow them.

 
fernandez 2008-12-21 11:54:45 PM  
URAPNIS: So. is the fact that she is alive, a miracle? Or is the fact that she burned 80-90% of her body, God's will? Hmmm

I'm pretty sure being burned over 80-90% of her body was the will of the gasoline and the fire

 
calbert 2008-12-21 11:56:06 PM  
gregor42.googlepages.com

/hot

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 11:57:03 PM  
fernandez: The woman has not been charged in either incident

Charge her with what?


Arson?

 
discospinster 2008-12-21 11:57:34 PM  
fernandez: The woman has not been charged in either incident

Charge her with what?


Arson?

 
stuarth 2008-12-21 11:58:22 PM  
Come on baby ..... .. ....

 
reillan 2008-12-21 11:58:23 PM  
Now if only we had a holocaust cloak...

 
discospinster 2008-12-21 11:58:23 PM  
Darn you Gyrfalcon!

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2008-12-22 12:00:07 AM  
I guess god took time off from starving Africans and giving teenagers brain tumors for a little mysterious fire-setting. Every day I just keep feeling more and more I shouldn't be an atheist. The next Mormon I see trolling around the Metro gets my soul!

 
hugram 2008-12-22 12:02:19 AM  
This thread needs more hot women.

 
OffbeatHeroine 2008-12-22 12:02:55 AM  
So the first time she burnt her chest. This time she burnt between 80 and 90 percent of her body. At least she learned something from the first time...

 
vrod2028 2008-12-22 12:03:32 AM  
Kill it with fire indeed...

 
iamscotto 2008-12-22 12:05:29 AM  
Last time I posted the burning Buddhist monk pic, my account got suspended and the mods pulled my comment/pic.

Hm. Interesting.

 
Funk Brothers 2008-12-22 12:07:17 AM  
Maybe she's protesting for gay rights.

 
flying doctor 2008-12-22 12:07:47 AM  
This thread represents the total dumbing down of the Fark community.

 
Pheuk Kue 2008-12-22 12:10:55 AM  
You know who else liked to burn people in places of worship?

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 12:13:06 AM  
img155.imageshack.us

 
John_Rat_Safari 2008-12-22 12:13:50 AM  
It was Nashville, I spent seven years there and the urge to self-combust was huge.

/bet she tastes like goat.

 
EnderX 2008-12-22 12:13:58 AM  
www.rosenpaul.com

Amen Sister!

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-12-22 12:14:43 AM  
hugram: This thread needs more hot women.

That's a need not limited to this thread.

 
Nakito 2008-12-22 12:15:16 AM  
Did she work that joint under the boardwalk? Was she always the girl you saw boppin' down on the beach with the radio?

 
evajyna 2008-12-22 12:15:55 AM  
From the Comments:

Sounds like demonic activity.

That's not usually the Devil's MO. From the movies I've seen he'd make the lady masturbate with a cross first or maybe have her writhe around in a sheer nightgown. I don't remember any fire-starting, you might want to check Buddha for that shait.

 
WFern [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 12:16:48 AM  
Pheuk Kue: You know who else liked to burn people in places of worship?

God?

 
Snarky Acronym 2008-12-22 12:17:40 AM  
I see people are back to wasting gas now that it's no longer $4 a gallon.

 
evajyna 2008-12-22 12:20:15 AM  
WFern: Pheuk Kue: You know who else liked to burn people in places of worship?

God?


Zeus? Lighting would set you on fire, yes??

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 12:20:35 AM  
Flame on!.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-12-22 12:21:54 AM  
discospinster: Darn you Gyrfalcon!

Like the bird of my name, I swoop in unseen!

 
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