Don't you mean "sayof"?

I hope we nuke somebody in my lifetime.
Nuclear war was all I heard about growing up, it's been kind of like a childhood dream.

Cheney is a coontburger

staplermofo: I hope we nuke somebody in my lifetime.
Nuclear war was all I heard about growing up, it's been kind of like a childhood dream.

I've never been very fond of lichtenstien. let's find it on a map and nuke it!

I don't often read articles that quote Cheney directly, but when I do, a chill runs down my spine. I also think of something regarding a, "fully armed and operational battle station."

That man is a real life Palpatine, and I hope he is met at his future home with hand cuffs and a paddy wagon.

Weaver95: I've never been very fond of lichtenstien. let's find it on a map and nuke it!

Fark yeah, I hate those guys.
Who lets a prince run a country?
GET A KING YOU ASSHATS!

By saying this, '"I was a Rumsfeld man," Cheney said. "I'd helped recruit him and I thought he did a good job for us,"' he has basically admitted to hating this country and that he is doing his best to bring us into war. Simply amazing.

So long, Cheney. You won't be missed, you fat turd.

staplermofo: Weaver95: I've never been very fond of lichtenstien. let's find it on a map and nuke it!

Fark yeah, I hate those guys.
Who lets a prince run a country?
GET A KING YOU ASSHATS!

Why waste a nuke? Let's put more bomb-makers to work and go all out on a country we can conventionally wipe off the map.

Cheney also admitted he (the VP can do this?) authorized 'harsh interrogation' techniques.

/he should be in front of a judge for this alone

clgrin: staplermofo: Weaver95: I've never been very fond of lichtenstien. let's find it on a map and nuke it!

Fark yeah, I hate those guys.
Who lets a prince run a country?
GET A KING YOU ASSHATS!

Why waste a nuke? Let's put more bomb-makers to work and go all out on a country we can conventionally wipe off the map.

we could always invade France again. But this time I think they'll make us keep it.

Also, Rumsfeld was just following orders anyways.

Just thought I should include that.

Weaver95: we could always invade France again. But this time I think they'll make us keep it.

I could use a France.

If we bomb the fark out of Scandavia and the Balkans we could kinda make Europe look like an AT-AT.

"I was a Rumsfeld man," Cheney said. "I'd helped recruit him and I thought he did a good job for us."

For a while I couldn't decide whether Cheney was primarily deluded, or primarily an arrogant dick. I guess I'll have to call it a tie.

Lionel Mandrake: "I was a Rumsfeld man," Cheney said. "I'd helped recruit him and I thought he did a good job for us."

For a while I couldn't decide whether Cheney was primarily deluded, or primarily an arrogant dick. I guess I'll have to call it a tie.

PICK A SIDE! You're with the arrogant dick or you're against it!

I think Cheney is going down in history with J. Edgar Hoover and Joseph McCarthy as one of the truly evil men in American government.

staplermofo: If we bomb the fark out of Scandavia

No no no no NO!

We will NOT bomb a region that provides us with the likes of this:
Sweden:


Norway:


Denmark:



The Balkans? F*ck 'em. It's a sh*thole.

jake_lex: I think Cheney is going down in history with J. Edgar Hoover and Joseph McCarthy as one of the truly evil men in American government.

Psh, only if the Chinese start writing them.
I think America will come out on top, and our history books will remember them as hard men making hard choices during hard times, primarily because all this stuff will be on the future version of the internet, which I predict will have even more porn, so history will be reduced to the future equivalent of animutation porn.

staplermofo: Weaver95: I've never been very fond of lichtenstien. let's find it on a map and nuke it!

Fark yeah, I hate those guys.
Who lets a prince run a country?
GET A KING YOU ASSHATS!

Just like Germany's rich tax evaders, American scumsucking CEOs have money stashed away in Liechtenstein so it will be one of the last countries we hit.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: The Balkans? F*ck 'em. It's a sh*thole.

Okay, new plan.
We bomb the fark out of Russia and whateverthefarkistan over there, shove the UK up against Norway and boom, two AT-ATs going at it.

He also ridiculed Biden for mistakenly citing Article I of the U.S. Constitution, rather than Article II, in talking about executive branch powers during an October debate.

This is rich coming from a man who declared himself to be part of the executive and legislative branches when it suited him.

What it all comes down to is that the President and Vice-President were and are basically able to get away with whatever they want and have not thus far faced any judicial repercussions. Of course he's acting smug, why shouldn't he? He got away with everything!

The Freepers are about to bust a nut over this............

Man I wish he ran. I would have loved for him to take the O'bambi to the woodshed.


2 posted on Sunday, December 21, 2008 1:04:07 PM by mnehrling (Happy Holy-Days!)

Good. I wish Cheney's health had been better. The man is very bright and he sounds like your father telling you when you have been stupid. Fred Thompson is the same way. Either one would have beena great President. Jeb probably would have been 3 times better than his brother and 6 times better than his father, old poppy wishy washy.

Ok Cheney. You have been sworn to uphold the Constitution. A possible illegal alien has been selected and he is for sure not natural born. Are you or any Republicans going to say anything when it comes time to confirm the MSM "selection"? Will you uphold the Constitution because SCOTUS sure as hell probably will not. I think Thomas and Scalia have the guts.


4 posted on Sunday, December 21, 2008 1:06:41 PM by Frantzie>

No one seems to remember those facts. I can't think of a more steady and long-suffering public servant. I thank Dick Cheney for all he has done for his country.


13 posted on Sunday, December 21, 2008 1:11:01 PM by anniegetyourgun
I'm just so thrilled that we are going to be getting a Government run by crackheads, drunks, gays and lesbians. A FREAK SHOW of political pornography.


35 posted on Sunday, December 21, 2008 3:52:40 PM by Enterprise (No Presidency for illegal aliens from Kenya.)

Dittos to that. The first time I remember seeing Dick Cheney was on C-Span,many, many years ago. He was speaking to some group without notes and I remember saying to my husband that this guy really has IT. He was so cool and didn't need a script. I fell in love with him that night. I hate what the media has done to this wonderful man.

36 posted on Sunday, December 21, 2008 4:19:31 PM by surrey

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Weaver95: clgrin: staplermofo: Weaver95: I've never been very fond of lichtenstien. let's find it on a map and nuke it!

Fark yeah, I hate those guys.
Who lets a prince run a country?
GET A KING YOU ASSHATS!

Why waste a nuke? Let's put more bomb-makers to work and go all out on a country we can conventionally wipe off the map.

we could always invade France again. But this time I think they'll make us keep it.

No more invasions. Just drop the bombs and walk away. A national fire and forget military strategy.

I love the Freepers.

How quickly they abandon the "respect the office if not the man" argument that they clung to as their last resort.

Plus, it's nice to see exactly where the Stormfront kids go when they get older.

TFC: "President-elect Obama will decide what he wants in a vice president and apparently, from the way they're talking about it, he does not expect him to have as consequential a role as I have had during my time."

The way our system of government was designed, NO-ONE should have as consequential a role as you have had during your time.

Hang this prick!

Enjoy your obscurity, you twisted and evil bastard.

CDP: The Freepers are about to bust a nut over this............

I don't know what is the stronger.

The hilarity of seeing so many people going absolutely insane with paranoia, rage, and general stupidity, or the sadness that these people actually exist and form a solid block of a major political party.

Aarontology: CDP: The Freepers are about to bust a nut over this............

I don't know what is the stronger.

The hilarity of seeing so many people going absolutely insane with paranoia, rage, and general stupidity, or the sadness that these people actually exist and form a solid block of a major political party.

You are so correct. Freeper land is a very scary place used to expose all of the godless evil liberal conspiracies to overthrow the "American" way of life.

I like in the interview where Cheney lists us taking out the number one Al Qaeda guy in Iraq as an accomplishment of the administration while totally ignoring the point that there was no effective Al Qaeda in Iraq before he and Bush cleared the ground for them to be there.

"I hit that guy over the head with a club while he was walking down the street. But I'm a great guy because I helped him up and called 911 after I bashed his brains out."

I watched the interview this AM, and when he talked about how Bush carried around the nuclear codes and could have launched a strike anytime regardless of what Congress or anyone in America thought, Cheney sounded almost wistful. Like he really regretted not being able to just farking nuke the shiat out of something just as a final "fark you" to Congress.

I also believe he's the only one left who still supports Rummy 100%, at least in public. Everyone else has sort of let Rumsfeld be the fall guy (and indeed, he deserves all of that flak and probably more.)

CDP: The Freepers are about to bust a nut over this............

13 posted on Sunday, December 21, 2008 1:11:01 PM by anniegetyourgun
I'm just so thrilled that we are going to be getting a Government run by crackheads, drunks, gays and lesbians. A FREAK SHOW of political pornography.


Oh my god, wait, is that really going to happen? That would be like... a Christmas miracle of beauty and joy.

"Merry Christmas to all! And to all a freak show government run by porn-loving queers!"

"God bless us, every one! Drink up!"

Cheney is a shiathead. He chickened out on Vietnam, but still needs to prove his manliness so he enjoys sending people into combat. And killing defeseless animals on canned hunts.

Send Chickenshiat Cheney to The Hague.

Sgygus: Cheney also admitted he (the VP can do this?) authorized 'harsh interrogation' techniques.

/he should be in front of a judge for this alone

He's the fourth branch of government, you know.

Sgygus: Cheney also admitted he (the VP can do this?) authorized 'harsh interrogation' techniques.

/he should be in front of a judge for this alone


He basically admitted to knowing about war crimes being committed and did nothing to stop them. For that alone his ass should be sent to The Hague.


How did the the United States allow itself to be controlled by these people?

Coco LaFemme: Sgygus: Cheney also admitted he (the VP can do this?) authorized 'harsh interrogation' techniques.

/he should be in front of a judge for this alone


He basically admitted to knowing about war crimes being committed and did nothing to stop them. For that alone his ass should be sent to The Hague.


How did the the United States allow itself to be controlled by these people?

People wanted to have a beer with President Dimwit

verbaltoxin: I don't often read articles that quote Cheney directly, but when I do, a chill runs down my spine. I also think of something regarding a, "fully armed and operational battle station."

That man is a real life Palpatine, and I hope he is met at his future home with hand cuffs and a paddy wagon.

I'm trying to decide whether it's Cheney or Eggen who is the scarily misinformed dumbass after reading this paragraph:

{Cheney} said that all U.S. presidents since 1973 have viewed the War Powers Act -- which gave Congress the role of declaring war -- as unconstitutional. He noted that the president is accompanied at all times by a military aide carrying the nuclear "football" allowing the launching of nuclear strikes.

actually the thing that gave Congress the power to declare was a little something called Article I sec 8 of the US Constitution

My nuclear arsenal can beat up your nuclear arsenal!

Winktologist: TFC: "President-elect Obama will decide what he wants in a vice president and apparently, from the way they're talking about it, he does not expect him to have as consequential a role as I have had during my time."

The way our system of government was designed, NO-ONE should have as consequential a role as you have had during your time.


So if Obama's role becomes more consequential than Cheney's you will be saying the same thing to him as well?

Cheney is from Wyoming and actually earned his first DUI in my hometown. I always felt the state should apologize for being so supportive of him. (Especially Casper!)

fark every one of you freepers.

Kit Carson: Why do people here have such a hard-on about freepers? I go there when I get tired of the echo chamber here, and vice-versa.
This thread reads like a typical freeper thread, just from the opposite perspective.

Bwahahaha! Fark is dominated by the extreme right. It even has it's very own "fair and balanced 'o' meter". It's like Freeptown with a touch of FOX whimsy.

you farkers would not make a pimple on cheney's ass. you are all sick little scared liberals so keep having your little circle jerk, trying to make you feel better, but cheny and co has kept you from getting your pansie little asses wiped out by those who would love to kill you.

you are disgusting.
heaven help us.

God Cheney sure has gonorrhea of the mouth these days....

Who's asking this f*ck's opinion on such a wide range of issues?

Magorn: verbaltoxin:

I'm trying to decide whether it's Cheney or Eggen who is the scarily misinformed dumbass after reading this paragraph:

{Cheney} said that all U.S. presidents since 1973 have viewed the War Powers Act -- which gave Congress the role of declaring war -- as unconstitutional. He noted that the president is accompanied at all times by a military aide carrying the nuclear "football" allowing the launching of nuclear strikes.

actually the thing that gave Congress the power to declare was a little something called Article I sec 8 of the US Constitution

Sorta...I think it's the columnist who's confused however. I believe Cheney was referring to Article 2 sec 2 which declares the President as CinC....which lets the president respond to a direct threat. Which if you've noticed over the last eight years, has taken something of a redefinition under his reign. Cheney probably referred to the War Powers act, and the reporter or his research assistant must have pointed out the Congress thing without realizing the context Cheney was going for.

/either way...I'm a lot happier knowing those nuclear codes are getting changed in a little under a month.

Kit Carson: I go there when I get tired of the echo chamber here

What "echo chamber?"

And in the words of the founder of the Freepers, they're "I'm biased toward God, country, family, liberty and freedom and against liberalism, socialism, anarchism, wackoism, global balonyism and any other form of tyranny."

There's no reason to go there period unless you're mocking idiots.

WorldCitizen: I like in the interview where Cheney lists us taking out the number one Al Qaeda guy in Iraq as an accomplishment of the administration while totally ignoring the point that there was no effective Al Qaeda in Iraq before he and Bush cleared the ground for them to be there.

Get a grip man, who cares what some creepy dude lurking around every administration for the last 40 years has to say about a CIA database of suspected terrorists. Do you actually think it means something?

Coco LaFemme:

How did the the United States allow itself to be controlled by these people?

Well Coco, a long long time ago, before the great war, there were these bankers from europe who had profited for centuries on little wars...