I'm sorry, I never leave myspace.

AOL is still around?

I'm still trying to get my parents to get rid of AOL.

Or a radio show on NPR which routinely features weird news stories. And Mo Rocca.

ASK ME ABOUT JONAS BROTHERS PLEASE

When you're All Out of Luck, you're AOL.

Is it this one? Link (pops)

/Wishing she had Carl Kasell on her answering machine/ voice mail

Needlessly Complicated: Or a radio show on NPR which routinely features weird news stories. And Mo Rocca.

Too slow, damn you!

Sorry I don't click on AOL links

srtpointman: I'm still trying to get my parents to get rid of AOL.

I showed my dad Firefox and he was confused about how you could get on the internet without having a screen name.

srtpointman: I'm still trying to get my parents to get rid of AOL.

Same here.

/they're getting broadband next week, though,
//they had 15 years on failup
///I, on the other hand, steal my neighbor's bandwidth

Needlessly Complicated: Or a radio show on NPR which routinely features weird news stories. And Mo Rocca.

wait, wait, don't tell me, I know this one...

17 of 23 right

platedlizard

///I, on the other hand, steal my neighbor's bandwidth

I once brought my office laptop home and worked for half a day before I realized. The enthernet isn't plugged in, and I don't own a wireless router.

Wish they would have given a warning about the Tree/Bark Man and the Two Faced/Four Eyed Baby.

Pretty gross.

14/9

My folks already have high speed internet. I'm trying to explain why they don't have to pay twice.

18/23. My New Year's resolution should involve getting a life.

The "Tree Man of Java" story is one I missed.

Now I sort of wish it had stayed missed.

Ug.

If you got more then 50 percent of those answers correct, then you need to take a moment and think about how bad your life sucks.

13/23

18/23

studebaker hoch: platedlizard

///I, on the other hand, steal my neighbor's bandwidth

I once brought my office laptop home and worked for half a day before I realized. The enthernet isn't plugged in, and I don't own a wireless router.

I discovered the free internet in our last apartment when I was trying to rid my missus' laptop of some malware and spyware, and while working was told that Windows were downloading upgrades.

The next day, I had a Pringles can wireless set up for my tower, until I could afford my own line. Kept the can around for a back-up solution if there ever was an outage on my line.

14/23

Some of these are just shiat I wouldn't care to read about; I'm sure I saw their headline just wasn't anything special..

COUGH ANYTHING WITH THIS BABY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

17/23

25/23

WHOA WART MAN!

I'd hit it.

18/23

I really need to drink more.

Wow, those pictures really spanned a wide range of topics, from animals born with the wrong number of body parts, to humans born with the wrong number of body parts.

14/23

13/23

I've not been on fark for long though, so I think I did pretty well.

3. If you're in Windsor, Ontario, but would rather be in Detroit, which direction should you head?

Towards the closest insane asylum.

14/9

FTFA: ...to a corn flake the shape of Illinois netting millions on eBay

Millions of what? It netted $1350.

9/11

subjunctive: if only there were a website...

Sometimes I hate my mother for drilling grammar and usage into me. At least I can remember to never split an infinitive.

14/23, but I guessed most of them.

shadowself: Millions of what? It netted $1350.

Millions of milliseconds of attention probably.

17/23
Lotta lucky guesses, though.

11/23

Goble_EZ: subjunctive: if only there were a website...

Sometimes I hate my mother for drilling grammar and usage into me. At least I can remember to never split an infinitive.

What you did, see it, etc.

/no sentence fragments
//avoid cliches like the plague

16/23 my wife was not surprised. She suggested I look at porn instead of fark for a while.

Merv Gryffindor

that's not a site

litrick35: 16/23 my wife was not surprised. She suggested I look at porn instead of fark for a while.

Your wife is awesome.

/14 out of 23

mug_costanza: litrick35: 16/23 my wife was not surprised. She suggested I look at porn instead of fark for a while.

Your wife is awesome.

/14 out of 23


I think I figured out what his wife is doing while he looks at porn
/nudge nudge wink wink

14 of 23.


I gotta say the standing wake thing is CREEPY.

20/23

Wayyyy sad given that there were only about 5 guesses. 3 were wrong.

15/23.

All those countless hours wasted on Fark have finally paid off!

/What do you mean I don't win anything?

14/23
Also I'd like to note that this test is way easy. Just pick the most crazy thing and you are right most of the time

AOL has a quiz to test your knowledge about weird news stories from 2008. If only there was a site with readers who might know something about those T-Shirt

CNN?

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