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(Daily Mail) Sick Not news: Girl files for divorce. Fark: Because she's 8 and her husband is 58. Ultrafark: Court rejects the plea until the girl hits puberty and can file herself   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 185
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staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:00:51 PM  
You guys always make such a big deal out of this without first looking into the details.

First of all, because her parents have given her up, she's his now. He has to take care of her married or not, or transfer ownership of her to someone.
Second, she doesn't have to perform wifely duties until puberty. That means she's free to mooch off the hard work of his other wives.
Finally, look at her, do you think she could do better?

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:39:13 PM  
Hey, at least they're waiting till puberty for something.

 
ninjakirby [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:42:21 PM  
staplermofo: Finally, look at her, do you think she could do better?

Give me 8 years to grow one and I'll let you know.

 
Forty-Two [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:49:02 PM  
i139.photobucket.com

I thought this was a Magic Eye picture when I first saw it.

/"It's a sailboat!"

 
Speedofdarkness [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:51:12 PM  
In other news, 8-year-old girls are going for around $125 a pound in Saudi Arabia.

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 04:05:51 PM  
i162.photobucket.com

Here's one Saudi marriage that will never end in a divorce.

 
gimmeafuckinname 2008-12-21 04:15:28 PM  
Nuke them from space

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 04:22:47 PM  
CruiserTwelve: Here's one Saudi marriage that will never end in a divorce.

Win.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 05:33:31 PM  
img518.imageshack.us

 
twobux [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 05:49:14 PM  
staplermofo: You guys always make such a big deal out of this without first looking into the details.

He has to take care of her married or not, or transfer ownership of her to someone.


The problem is that these guys try to "take care of her" in other ways. And "transfer ownership"? Doesn't that bother anyone else?

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 05:49:44 PM  
Whoever who owns the robe and funny headgear factor over there is probably doing pretty damn well for himself.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2008-12-21 06:01:00 PM  
The first rule of Ultra|fark is: Do not talk about Ultra|Fark.

 
simpsonfan 2008-12-21 06:03:05 PM  
Steps to take:

Execute the husband.

Execute the father.

Execute the judges.

Nuke the whole place off the Earth, the world would bebetter off.

 
dwalder 2008-12-21 06:03:12 PM  
MYOFB, dudes.

/Having solved all of their country's pressing problems, Americans weigh in on the troubles of foreign adoptees.

//Still no cure for cancer.

 
Nimnom 2008-12-21 06:07:12 PM  
That's it! Iran has had it coming!

 
squirrelinator 2008-12-21 06:08:28 PM  
dwalder

A Canadian. Telling someone to mind their own business.

HHAAHAHAAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

 
food_eater 2008-12-21 06:09:05 PM  
Holy crap! Look at Katie Holmes's cold sore!

 
ifuggedher 2008-12-21 06:09:28 PM  
I wonder if they received towels as wedding presents?

 
Stimulus 2008-12-21 06:11:43 PM  
staplermofo: You guys always make such a big deal out of this without first looking into the details.

First of all, because her parents have given her up, she's his now. He has to take care of her married or not, or transfer ownership of her to someone.
Second, she doesn't have to perform wifely duties until puberty. That means she's free to mooch off the hard work of his other wives.
Finally, look at her, do you think she could do better?


So, for how long have you been a pedophile apologist?

 
jmr61 2008-12-21 06:12:07 PM  
It's their country. They can whatever they want as far as I'm concerned.

 
Midnight_Sun 2008-12-21 06:12:37 PM  
But...but...but

Saudi Arabia are our allies in the war on terror!!!!

The west are such farking hypocrites.

 
Mouser 2008-12-21 06:12:51 PM  
Relatives who did not wish to be named said that the marriage had not yet been consummated, and that the girl continued to live with her mother.

Am I the only one who is disturbed by the fact that the reporter thought this needed to be included in the story?

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 06:13:30 PM  
No way the husband waits until she's 18 to rape her.

 
Postal Penguin 2008-12-21 06:13:53 PM  
I read the headline and only needed one guess to know what religion this occurred under.

/Call us when you join the 18th century Islam

 
dwalder 2008-12-21 06:17:06 PM  
squirrelinator:A Canadian. Telling someone to mind their own business.

Actually, it was "Mind Your Own Farking Business, dudes".

Get it right, if you want to sound righteous. It's a suggestion, in case you get confused again.

After all, does this (thread)look like a place where important things happen?

 
platedlizard 2008-12-21 06:18:02 PM  
staplermofo: You guys always make such a big deal out of this without first looking into the details.

First of all, because her parents have given her up, she's his now. He has to take care of her married or not, or transfer ownership of her to someone.
Second, she doesn't have to perform wifely duties until puberty. That means she's free to mooch off the hard work of his other wives.
Finally, look at her, do you think she could do better?


A) Somehow I doubt he's actually waiting for her to hit puberty.

B) And even if he did, if I were her, married to him, he would have been farking me at age 12. If she were my mom, it would have started at age 10. That's farking disgusting.

C) Ownership? This isn't wrong to you?

D) She's eight, at her age she can't do better then a pedophile, since no normal man would marry her. That's why she shouldn't have been married until she was grown up. Duh.

 
texastag 2008-12-21 06:18:45 PM  
"Aisha was six or seven years old when betrothed to Muhammad."

"She stayed in her parents' home until the age of nine, when the marriage was consummated."

From here...

Link

On a fair and balanced religious note...

"The Vatican City has the lowest age of consent in Europe (set at 12)"

From here...

Link

 
nanim 2008-12-21 06:19:06 PM  
'The father had agreed to marry off his daughter for an advance dowry of £5,000, as he was apparently facing financial problems, they said.
The father was in court and he remained adamant in favour of the marriage, they added.'

He's divorced from the girls mother, so he gets all the dough?


/its all about the dowry - poor kid

 
1. Put snakes on plane 2008-12-21 06:19:12 PM  
I would go with some biting satire, but I'm afraid that the Fark "liberals" would just outdo me anyway.

 
Babaloo 2008-12-21 06:19:30 PM  
gimmeafarkinname
Nuke them from space

I love you.

Yes, turn them to glass, it's way overdue.

 
squirrelinator 2008-12-21 06:20:42 PM  
dwalder

A Canadian. Telling someone how to sound righteous.

That's more like it.

 
1. Put snakes on plane 2008-12-21 06:20:46 PM  
platedlizard: staplermofo: You guys always make such a big deal out of this without first looking into the details.

First of all, because her parents have given her up, she's his now. He has to take care of her married or not, or transfer ownership of her to someone.
Second, she doesn't have to perform wifely duties until puberty. That means she's free to mooch off the hard work of his other wives.
Finally, look at her, do you think she could do better?

A) Somehow I doubt he's actually waiting for her to hit puberty.

B) And even if he did, if I were her, married to him, he would have been farking me at age 12. If she were my mom, it would have started at age 10. That's farking disgusting.

C) Ownership? This isn't wrong to you?

D) She's eight, at her age she can't do better then a pedophile, since no normal man would marry her. That's why she shouldn't have been married until she was grown up. Duh.


He's not serious. I think.

 
bugmn99 2008-12-21 06:22:46 PM  
Fark: Where we beat off to teacher/student sex stories and jailbait pics but suddenly feel superior when the same thing happens in a Muslim country.

By all means, continue.

 
dwalder 2008-12-21 06:24:23 PM  
There you go again.

 
CrispFlows 2008-12-21 06:26:53 PM  
www.bintjbeil.com

 
rathoth 2008-12-21 06:26:57 PM  
Well lets all remember, in the religious tradition of Judaism, Christianity and Islam women are merely property. As are children.

/democracy, meritocracy, work-hard-play-hard; these are all Greco-Roman concepts

 
mark12A 2008-12-21 06:27:37 PM  
Farking barbarians need to be treated like the barbarians they are.

 
Monkeypillow 2008-12-21 06:28:21 PM  
bugmn99: Fark: Where we beat off to teacher/student sex stories and jailbait pics but suddenly feel superior when the same thing happens in a Muslim country.

By all means, continue.


I'm pretty sure those involved are never eight years old in our stories.

 
rustylite 2008-12-21 06:29:58 PM  
won't somebody please think about our children

 
No Such Agency 2008-12-21 06:30:15 PM  
platedlizard:
B) And even if he did, if I were her, married to him, he would have been farking me at age 12.

Think pretty highly of yourself, huh? "Ooh look at me, I was sexually irresistible to grown men way before any of you guys were."

 
Typhoid 2008-12-21 06:30:50 PM  
bugmn99: Fark: Where we beat off to teacher/student sex stories and jailbait pics but suddenly feel superior when the same thing happens in a Muslim country.

By all means, continue.


... usually the teacher/student stories are when the students are in HIGH SCHOOL, not ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. And the teachers don't OWN them- it's of the students' free will.

Comparison FAIL.

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 06:31:18 PM  
Eww.

/didn't RTFA

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-12-21 06:41:11 PM  
No Such Agency: Think pretty highly of yourself, huh? "Ooh look at me, I was sexually irresistible to grown men way before any of you guys were."

I think she was saying 'that's when I(referring to herself) went through puberty'

/context is everything
//then again..I'm a dude, so WTF do I know

 
Aye Carumba 2008-12-21 06:41:26 PM  
In all fairness, £5,000 for an 8 year old is a steal. He'll be able to stone her to death when she's 12 for having sex with him before 18 and still be slightly pubed.

 
bugmn99 2008-12-21 06:41:37 PM  
Monkeypillow: bugmn99: Fark: Where we beat off to teacher/student sex stories and jailbait pics but suddenly feel superior when the same thing happens in a Muslim country.

By all means, continue.

I'm pretty sure those involved are never eight years old in our stories.


Typhoid: bugmn99: Fark: Where we beat off to teacher/student sex stories and jailbait pics but suddenly feel superior when the same thing happens in a Muslim country.

By all means, continue.

... usually the teacher/student stories are when the students are in HIGH SCHOOL, not ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. And the teachers don't OWN them- it's of the students' free will.

Comparison FAIL.


So you do admit the beating off, then?

 
gorgor 2008-12-21 06:43:57 PM  
Does she do anal?

 
hypers36 2008-12-21 06:44:13 PM  
Forty-Two:

/"It's a sailboat!"

It's a schooner.

 
puppywuppy 2008-12-21 06:44:21 PM  
By then she will be to old for him.

 
CrispFlows 2008-12-21 06:45:30 PM  
Ah yes... The old man is very religious, Following the holy Koran and the almighty allah! He is following the footsteps of Mohammad...

"Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64: Sahih Bukhari Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six
years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with
him for nine years (i.e. till his death)."

Hallowed are Allah, Hallowed are Islam!

/ NOT! Seriously, Religion kills intelligence.

www.irreligion.org

Most followers of islam mocks the very basis of its concepts.

// Mohommad is a oversexed pedophiliac pervert.
/// Ah, Freedom of speech.
//// For you angry islamists - My address is: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

 
Claude Ballse 2008-12-21 06:46:37 PM  
Fark the Middle East!

Marring 8 year-olds, no friggin' toilet paper, no one ever bathing, beheading and stoning each other randomly. This shiat has got to stop.

Where the hell are all the damn crusaders who consistent want to protect the children and protect marriage? Huh? Where are you all? Where is your outrage, and why are you not doing anything in these damn countries to try and stop these people? No, you just want to stay in within the comfy United States and challenge people whom you don't deem a physical threat to you. Last time I checked, there were not any gay and lesbians assaulting heterosexuals. And where was the last time you heard of a homosexual jihad blowing up a fertility clinic? You don't. So get you self-righteous asses over there and fight. Same with you PeTA people who what to stir shiat up here as well, and don't want to mess with these people when they torture dogs and cars.

Just because something is a part of your culture doesn't mean it's acceptable or morally right, nor does it especially justify it!

Get off of it Arabs, and move your middle-aged cultured asses into the modern times with the rest of us.

 
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