I lol'd.

Awesome.

Noob, should have gone for the chainsaw.

Took a minute or two to get my head around what a "knife welder" could possibly be

Nice

FTA: The man is facing a number of charges, including uttering threats, possession of a weapon dangerous to the public, assault with a weapon, mischief and breaching an undertaking.

What the hell does that mean?

This article brought to you by a Taser^tm press release.

/Canada's having a big "should we use tasers" debate because people keep having heart attacks and dying after being hit with a taser.
//I'm OK with cops just shooting guys like this in the leg, actually

Raw kit lawn-chair

srtpointman: breaching an undertaking.

stopping a funeral?

amazing, a taser used properly. first time for everything I guess.

srtpointman: FTA: The man is facing a number of charges, including uttering threats, possession of a weapon dangerous to the public, assault with a weapon, mischief and breaching an undertaking.

What the hell does that mean?

Sounds like one of those fruity British legal terms like "death by misadventure".

/likes how they throw in "mischief" after "assault with a weapon"

That is one farking awesome headline. +1 subby. +1.

Cue the Canadian bashing retards.

bruce cockburn?

/dnrtfa

Rural Newfoundland, eh?

I'm surprised he also didn't threaten police with a rusted out snowmobile.

Crowbar, ftw.

Next, a potato gun and trebuchet

Malbar: More proof that tasers should be banned.

If it weren't for tasers this guy would be dead and we'd already be done with him. Now we get to foot his extensive medical and incarceration costs for the next ten two years.

Agreed.

BR him in the face next time.

I could sell him the schematics for a railway rifle.

Should have chosen Soldier instead of Spy.

JackofBlades: "A axe?"

"A AXE?"

that's a arbitrary and a, oh, c'mon, that was "AN Axe" and for that matter an Axe is a guitar, you cut wood with an AX.

srtpointman
if i remember gr 11 law correctly, an undertaking is similar to being out on bail, you sign something and they let you out so you're not clogging up the jail. Or maybe I'm confusing it with somthing else. Anyways, only used for minor offences

vlakorados: Should have chosen Soldier instead of Spy.

no doubt. why didn't he just steal one of the cops clothes, then he could have waltzed through the undertaking instead of breaching it. dude sucks at Covert Ops. How was his team supposed to blow the ammo dump?

b axe was not available.

/maggots

Breach of an undertaking is usually breaking some agreement you had with a court. Let's say you get drunk, and wreck shiat so the court tells you not to get drunk ... if they catch you drunk, well that is breach of an undertaking.

N-SIGN: Breach of an undertaking is usually breaking some agreement you had with a court. Let's say you get drunk, and wreck shiat so the court tells you not to get drunk ... if they catch you drunk, well that is breach of an undertaking.



/Hotlinked

Unfair Teams. If auto-balance had been working right the match could have gone either way.

+1

Everyone at my work is laughing at this.

2funny

Needs one of these

"Hopes to respawn near rocket launcher."

Double kill! Triple kill! Overkill!

If only every use of a Mountie's taser was as reasonable as this one...

'DEEMER!!!

Don't taze me, by

GOB
Don't taze me, by

its BRO ... dont taze me bro....

+1 subby .. although an not a

trouzourt: GOB
Don't taze me, by

its BRO ... dont taze me bro....

+1 subby .. although an not a

You missed the point... "by" is Newfie for "bro", and if you don't understand why that is, welcome to being from the 9 provinces of Canada that aren't Newfoundland and Labrador.

Were you there or you just echo what lying cops say.

Did he have a thousand years of power?

Player was looking fine until he killed himself.

~
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Even with no pic I'm going to go out on a limb and say he must be a white guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Lf_kpWLFo

Best headline I've read in a good while.

I hereby nominate this headline for HL of the year.

/+1 subby

Now see, if he was a kamikaze Pyro, then he'd have at least taken down one or two of the cops before going down...

/what do you mean I've got more deaths than kills? I've got 200 points!