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(CBC) Dumbass Knife wielder who threatened police with a shotgun and attacked them with a axe is taken out with stun gun. Hopes to respawn near rocket launcher   (cbc.ca) divider line 49
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drew46n2 [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 02:03:40 PM  
I lol'd.

 
Seandave 2008-12-21 03:07:43 PM  
Awesome.

 
Theeng 2008-12-21 03:08:12 PM  
Noob, should have gone for the chainsaw.

 
eff ewe 2008-12-21 03:08:38 PM  
Took a minute or two to get my head around what a "knife welder" could possibly be

 
Cog [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:08:49 PM  
Nice

 
srtpointman 2008-12-21 03:10:07 PM  
FTA: The man is facing a number of charges, including uttering threats, possession of a weapon dangerous to the public, assault with a weapon, mischief and breaching an undertaking.

What the hell does that mean?

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:12:34 PM  
This article brought to you by a Tasertm press release.

/Canada's having a big "should we use tasers" debate because people keep having heart attacks and dying after being hit with a taser.
//I'm OK with cops just shooting guys like this in the leg, actually

 
omeganuepsilon 2008-12-21 03:12:37 PM  
Raw kit lawn-chair

 
Kanemano 2008-12-21 03:14:55 PM  
srtpointman: breaching an undertaking.

stopping a funeral?

 
RanDomino 2008-12-21 03:16:03 PM  
amazing, a taser used properly. first time for everything I guess.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:17:43 PM  
srtpointman: FTA: The man is facing a number of charges, including uttering threats, possession of a weapon dangerous to the public, assault with a weapon, mischief and breaching an undertaking.

What the hell does that mean?


Sounds like one of those fruity British legal terms like "death by misadventure".

/likes how they throw in "mischief" after "assault with a weapon"

 
Bizzerk 2008-12-21 03:20:50 PM  
That is one farking awesome headline. +1 subby. +1.

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:22:08 PM  
Cue the Canadian bashing retards.

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:29:54 PM  
i192.photobucket.com

 
warthogbrewingco 2008-12-21 03:33:19 PM  
bruce cockburn?

/dnrtfa

 
Pirate Satellite 2008-12-21 03:34:48 PM  
Rural Newfoundland, eh?

I'm surprised he also didn't threaten police with a rusted out snowmobile.

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:35:25 PM  
Crowbar, ftw.

 
The_Johnny_Danger 2008-12-21 03:38:42 PM  
Next, a potato gun and trebuchet

 
OscarTamerz 2008-12-21 03:41:52 PM  
NEWFY!!!

 
IkilledJudas 2008-12-21 03:42:56 PM  
Malbar: More proof that tasers should be banned.

If it weren't for tasers this guy would be dead and we'd already be done with him. Now we get to foot his extensive medical and incarceration costs for the next ten two years.


Agreed.

 
ismeldan 2008-12-21 03:46:08 PM  
BR him in the face next time.

 
Dick Schittlippz 2008-12-21 03:50:53 PM  
I could sell him the schematics for a railway rifle.

 
vlakorados 2008-12-21 04:05:09 PM  
Should have chosen Soldier instead of Spy.

 
IronTom [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 04:11:53 PM  
JackofBlades: "A axe?"

"A AXE?"


that's a arbitrary and a, oh, c'mon, that was "AN Axe" and for that matter an Axe is a guitar, you cut wood with an AX.

 
amishkarl 2008-12-21 04:12:57 PM  
srtpointman
if i remember gr 11 law correctly, an undertaking is similar to being out on bail, you sign something and they let you out so you're not clogging up the jail. Or maybe I'm confusing it with somthing else. Anyways, only used for minor offences

 
Vacation Bible School 2008-12-21 04:14:41 PM  
vlakorados: Should have chosen Soldier instead of Spy.

no doubt. why didn't he just steal one of the cops clothes, then he could have waltzed through the undertaking instead of breaching it. dude sucks at Covert Ops. How was his team supposed to blow the ammo dump?

 
rodeofrog 2008-12-21 04:24:16 PM  
b axe was not available.

 
Broz_Tito 2008-12-21 04:28:41 PM  
adultimum.net

/maggots

 
N-SIGN 2008-12-21 04:30:25 PM  
Breach of an undertaking is usually breaking some agreement you had with a court. Let's say you get drunk, and wreck shiat so the court tells you not to get drunk ... if they catch you drunk, well that is breach of an undertaking.

 
sarconic 2008-12-21 05:06:09 PM  
N-SIGN: Breach of an undertaking is usually breaking some agreement you had with a court. Let's say you get drunk, and wreck shiat so the court tells you not to get drunk ... if they catch you drunk, well that is breach of an undertaking.

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/Hotlinked

 
instantkarma78 2008-12-21 05:17:15 PM  
Unfair Teams. If auto-balance had been working right the match could have gone either way.

 
preppunk19 [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 05:29:37 PM  
+1

Everyone at my work is laughing at this.

 
Desmo 2008-12-21 05:46:19 PM  
2funny

 
Dinki [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 05:46:41 PM  
pcmedia.gamespy.com



Needs one of these

 
pzippy 2008-12-21 06:06:16 PM  
"Hopes to respawn near rocket launcher."

Double kill! Triple kill! Overkill!

 
Kareeshus 2008-12-21 06:12:14 PM  
If only every use of a Mountie's taser was as reasonable as this one...

 
RawData 2008-12-21 06:53:25 PM  
'DEEMER!!!

 
GOB 2008-12-21 06:57:29 PM  
Don't taze me, by

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 07:29:13 PM  
GOB
Don't taze me, by

its BRO ... dont taze me bro....

+1 subby .. although an not a

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 07:35:21 PM  
trouzourt: GOB
Don't taze me, by

its BRO ... dont taze me bro....

+1 subby .. although an not a


You missed the point... "by" is Newfie for "bro", and if you don't understand why that is, welcome to being from the 9 provinces of Canada that aren't Newfoundland and Labrador.

 
puppywuppy 2008-12-21 08:06:28 PM  
Were you there or you just echo what lying cops say.

 
Ronin_S 2008-12-21 10:52:44 PM  
Did he have a thousand years of power?

 
Vec2017 2008-12-22 12:15:31 AM  
Player was looking fine until he killed himself.

 
PruneTracy 2008-12-22 04:37:58 AM  
~
kill
[Enter]

 
Hermione_Granger 2008-12-22 06:54:37 AM  
Even with no pic I'm going to go out on a limb and say he must be a white guy.

 
major_accuracy 2008-12-22 08:52:44 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Lf_kpWLFo

 
nugz4lunch 2008-12-22 11:03:39 AM  
Best headline I've read in a good while.

 
hellraizr2 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-22 12:24:41 PM  
I hereby nominate this headline for HL of the year.

/+1 subby

 
Coyote 2008-12-22 04:02:01 PM  
Now see, if he was a kamikaze Pyro, then he'd have at least taken down one or two of the cops before going down...

/what do you mean I've got more deaths than kills? I've got 200 points!

 
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